Moonlight Fox
Chapter 12: The trails of hell... "Special training" of Jiraiya and Kakashi and the double date!
"M...mau... the princess of planet Mau?" Luna said
"Yeah... but I never heard of that planet... I mean I know of the solar system... but I never even heard of a planet called Mau
"Mau... is the planet I and Artemis come from..." Luna said
"Eh! Can you then tell me who the princess is?" Naruto said
Luna turned around... she had blue lines going vertically under her eyes
"I am the princess of Mau" Luna said signaling herself, however in her mind she saw herself with a wedding dress holding Naruto's hand and started to blush and act all shy and coy and having rice thrown
… Naruto did the only thing a rational (somewhat) person would have done
First he flailed his arms widly... then thought about the moral repercussions of marrying a cat... and then yelling and cursing every kami and the fox... then he hit his head repeatedly to try and pass out... however his healing ability made it really hard... until it gave up and Naruto found sweet relief... albeit temporal, of this dilema
"hey... he's coming to" A familiar voice said
"Uhmm... it looks like a massacre happened here... where are those pills... ah... here you go" another voice said
he felt something go down his trought and expedited his healing
he stood up
"EH! W-W-what are you doing here! Kakashi-sensei! Ero-sennin!" Naruto yelled
"uhmmm... I heard it... I heard it all... Naruto-kun... YOU!" Kakashi said as he hugged his student
"YOU FINALLY BEING A MAN! Ahh... sensei... you would be proud of your son... he has so many girls going after him here..." Kakashi said to himself
"Anyways... Luna... can you give us the details..." Jiraiya asked
Luna sighed... she only told them about the double date (literaly double)
However Luna made a small mistake.. she thought they already knew about his engagement... and she spilled the beans... Jiriaya dropped his pen... Kakashi's mask fell to the floor... and both of them had their mouth wide open...
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE IS GOING TO GET MARRIED/HITCHED!" Both Kakashi and Jiraiya
Luna raise an eyebrow and realized her mistake... they where talking about the double date... Naruto then tried to sneak out
"Oh no you don't my pupil!" Jiriaya said as he unleashed his hair and trapped Naruto
"Explain... now" kakashi was in the point of hyper ventilating
Naruto was hogtied and gaged as Luna explained the reason behind this
Jiraiya and Kakashi both were taken back... Naruto, being the son of the 4th Hokage was a big secreat...however that was only the tip of the iceberg... apparently not only was he Minato's son... but he is the reincarnation of the grandfather of the father of ninjas everywhere... and the chosen one to make a interplanetary alliance before the darkness claimed most of them and had to be reincarnated for their protection...
How Naruto was in fact descendant from TWO not one Royalty (Hokage is a title of royalty in a ninja village), meaning he had powers of the moon kingdom and of the Elemental Realm... she said that the elemental realm changed into the Elemental Nations after that... but she wasn't that keen on keeping up with them...
Jiraiya was flabbergasted... he never would have thought something as reincarnation was possible...
They then saw something they failed to realize... his forehead... it had the symbol of the moon... a golden moon to be exact... an a unmistakable symbol of the land of whirlpools
"So... you mean Naruto is entitled to be a king of the moon kingdom as well because of his marriage with Queen Serenity's daughter... however she fell in love with this earth's prince... since she never had a chance to meet his pre-incarnation... Luna... have you been hitting the catnip too hard?" Jiraiya asked concerned for the female caretaker and Naruto's advisor
"So... he is going to have a harem?" Kakashi asked
"Not exactly... he could if he chooses to do so... but he could choose not to marry anyone at all as well, that wouldn't be a goo thing considering the political implications and ramifications that it could entail" Luna said
"Yare Yare... if Kyuubi wasn't enough now the kid has this over his shoulders... still if what you describe Queen Serenity's daughter he might lucked out... I mean... Sakura-chan might be nice and cute to him... but the girl is WAY too violent... and adding the fact she is being trained under Tsunade doesn't help much either" Jiraiya said
Kakashi and Jiriaya then imagined what Naruto's life would be with if he married Sakura... but it was filled with pain...
"Yeah... this is for the best" both Jiraiya and Kakashi said in unison.
Naruto finally managed to break free
"Oh? It took you a while... normally people are unable to break out of my rope techniques" jiraiya said
"I detest you... Ero-sennin... and you" Naruto said pointing to Kakashi "What the hell are you doing tagging up with him" Naruto said
"Well... I was curious... and I needed a vacation... so it worked out fine" Kakashi said
Luna was laughing... she found this all too amusing
"Anyways... I am here to test you... and see how the seal is holding out" Jiriaya said
After taking his shirt... and Luna looking like she was in cloud nine Jiraiya checked the seal...
"Uhmmm... seems to have been recently modified... the seal is strong... however... it was not closed all the way trough, I will have to give Rei some of the the talismans to cleanse Naruto's kyuubi's youki... we are really worried about you... but apparently... you are having your bases "covered" here eh" Jiraiya playfully nudged Naruto
"I got a gift for you... Kakashi said rumaging his pocked... and pulled out in a brand new shrink wrap a book... it was orange colored and with bold golden letters it read Icha-Icha Planet Senshi love
Naruto's eyes twitched in anger and annoyance... "Jiraiya... you didn't..." Naruto said
Jiraiya grinned
"A little manual you might find useful when you get married... as a matter of fact... I put some money into your account for "allowing" me to use you and your friends as my inspirations" Jiraiya said smiling... "I deposited some on your senshi friend's account as well... it's a 10 percent of the total sales of the books... so is quiet a substantial sum" Jiraiya said
Naruto felt a migraine coming up...
A few hours later of Naruto being given THE TALK
Naruto's face was bright red... he wanted to find a hole deep enough to hide for the rest of his natural life
"Well any questions?" Kakashi said
"is that position even possible!" Naruto yelled
"Oh yes... granted if you do one misstep you can potentially harm your partner" Kakashi said
Luna had a blush she wasn't sure it would come off... those two... they where perverts to the infinite power
"I feel unclean..." Naruto said as he couldn't get the images out of his head... he and Luna both decided to get a shower after they were done...
They went back home... Ami wasn't there so she won't ask many questions such as why is his face red, why are his clothing thorn... and why is he sweaty
"I am taking a shower... you are also coming in" Naruto said to Luna
Naruto took the flaying Luna who tried to escape Naruto's grip... however the blond won and started cleaning Luna... he was, fortunately/unfortunately for her wearing a bathing suit
Naruto turned the faucet on... and wet all of Luna... then he wet himself and shampooed Luna, and then himself... he even got a small kaapa hat for her so the shampoo won't get into her eyes
Naruto then felt small paws on his back... Luna was washing his back after that they rinsed off and stepped into the ofuro
Naruto and Luna sighed in delight at the water's perfect temperature...
"So... we are to be married eh?" Naruto finally said what was in his mind
"yes... I am sorry... I really don't know what Queen Serenity is... was thinking" Luna said
"I am sorry... I must be the last person you might want to marry" Naruto said
"That's not true... you are a wonderful person... and... I would be lying if I said... that I didn't like you" Luna said... "And... I don't mind being your bride" Luna said as she lowered her head into the water
Naruto was confused... sure Luna was a sultry and beautiful cat... but, and here is the biggest problem, she was and is a cat... how could a human marry a cat?
Luna was deep in thought... she knew she had forgotten an important thing about Mau citizens... she couldn't remember what it was.
Naruto finished showering Luna and himself and stepped out... he looked right and left before exiting cause he did not want a repeat of what happened with Ami last time...
He went to his room and dried out Luna...making her look like a fluff ball... Naruto chuckled as Luna looked rather annoyed by it
Naruto cried silently...
"What are you crying for Naruto?" Luna said
"My life is coming upside down Luna-chan... I learned who my ancestors were... but I got no idea who my parents are... and now I am burdened not only with the fox but with arranged marriage with the planet's princess" Naruto said
"I don't wish to appear like some sort of jerk forcing them to marry me" Naruto added
"Is okay... you only need to approach them as friends... marriage can wait until you solidified your skills, and befriended them to that personal level..." Luna said
"You are right Luna, I should make an attempt to get to know them... and make a decision after that..." Naruto said
After drying off Naruto changed into his Pjs and went to bed... he left a few bunshins to take care of his homework
"Too tired" he said after Luna asked him why he never did his own homework... then again the bunshins where Naruto in essence
The next morning
Naruto woke up... apparently Luna had sneaked into his bed again, not that he minded... he liked to sleep with his soon to be/perhaps wife...
Naruto gently placed Luna on his pillow and put the covers on her.
Naruto was unsure on what to go with... he decided to put something trendy... his summer clothing... it was rather hot lately... he decided to put some musk on him and smell good...
Naruto then used his kage bunshin and made another Naruto... this one made a henge jutsu and changed his clothing's into something more formal, an open shirt with a blue t-shirt... and green shorts with sneakers that complimented the outfit
"Okay... which one will take Mako-chan and who will take Mina-chan?" Naruto asked
"Well I would go with Mako-chan" Said the bunshin
"Okay... I will go with Mina-chan" said the original
"And we will trail you both" said two persons in the darkness
They jumped away and begun to follow the two of em, Kakashi then followed the Naruto with the green shorts while Jiraiya followed the one with the summer clothes
"Ero here... report Kakashi" Jiraiya said on his miniature mic
"Kakashi here... following Naruto..." Kakashi said
Then... as he passed a shrine temple... a pair of crows attacked him
"AHH! GET OFF ME!" Kakashi said as he flailed around
He fell to the ground... fortunately for him it was near a bush... a young voice then called out
"Who is there? Show yourself..." said a femenine voice
"Crap! I recognize that voice... I better disguise myself" Kakashi said
He did a quick henge and appeared as a young man with platinum hair going forward to cover part of his face... he had a small medical patch on an eye (the one with the sharingan)
"Eh... sorry about that, I was trying to film this place for my class back on my home country" Kakashi said under the henge
However the two crows swooped in and attacked Kakashi once more...
"GET THEM OFF ME!" Kakashi said as he ran away from the shrine
The Miko Maiden giggled "Phobos, Deimos... come back" she said
Kakashi finally got rid of the crows... and undid his henge... he quickly escaped since he did not want to be subjected to the crows again
Jiraiya was having the time of his relative long life... the girls in here wore skimpy skirts and there were no shortage of pretty girls around to fool around with...
"Must record Naruto's date" Jiraiya said as he jumped around from building from building to trail the blonde boy
He sat next to a water fountain, he pulled a small book, it read "English for intermediary" on the cover
"English? Might it be an exotic language?" Jiraya asked himself as he hid in a tree covered by the foliage
He started recording, a few minutes a rather sunny girl came running... she was wearing a cute outfit...
It was a flowing pink sundress... she looked rather breathtaking, she had a bow on her hair that was rather large but it added to her charm and beauty
"Hey! You made it!" Minako said as she dashed towards Naruto...
Jiraiya grinned; she looked like Tsunade... except that this one was actually cherry and had a sunny disposition
"Oh, hello Minako-san" Naruto said
"Call me Mina-chan" she said as he took his hand and pulled him
"Eh!" Naruto yelled
"Come on... let's go and see a movie! You might like it!" Minako said
"Wa-wait a minute!" Naruto said as he was being dragged into the movie theater... Jiraiya sneaked in with his camera and filmed the two lovebirds
Minako held Naruto's arm close to her chest as they watched a horror movie, Naruto excused himself to buy refreshments and some popcorn
With Kage bunshin Naruto and Kakashi
He dusted himself; he waited for a while until she appeared... Kakashi immediately recognized his "part-time" student... Sailor Jupiter, Makoto
He then jumped over the "bus" vehicle to continue his recording of Naruto's date
The trip went uneventful, they talked about classes, about their friends, and about cooking, apparently Naruto was eating a more varied food selection, meaning that he also was eating vegetables and fruits, thanks to Makoto
"Mako-chan, tell me... what do you think about marriage?" Naruto said
Makoto immediately blushed as she stuttered an uneneligle answer
"eh? What did you say?" Naruto asked
Kakashi put a boom mike to better hear their conversation
"I-I wouldn't mind marrying... it's a dream of mine to one day marry and open a pastry shop" Makoto said
"I see... I would certainly envy the bastard... you would make a lovely wife" Naruto said
"Oohh... not bad... he is becoming a smooth talker like me" Kakashi said with pride
"Mah... don't say that... you are making me blush" Makoto said as she blushed and acted coy
the bus stopped and Kakashi jumped towards the amusement park... Dizland was the name Makoto and Naruto both got out of the bus and Naruto helped Makoto out
"Nice place... never been here before" Naruto said
"You will love this place" Makoto said with a smile
They showed their tickets and got in... Kakashi sneaked in and followed them in
"Let's go here!" Makoto said as she pulled Naruto to a particular frightening rollercoaster
Kakashi then entered a few cars behind... then the cars begun to slowly move upward
"What the?" Kakashi said as then the cars begun to drop down at an incredible rate... Naruto's face was pulled back by the gravitational pull and the force of the speed
"HYAAAHH!" Makoto yelled as she held Naruto's arm close to her chest
Naruto blushed as he feels her firm but soft breasts... Kakashi smiled at this as he continued to film them
The ride then did several high-speed loops and twists and turns... making even Kakashi a bit nauseous
The roller-coaster then stopped in mid loop... and then went backwards... tossing Kakashi back and hurting his head
"Damn it!" he cursed as he nursed himself
The ride was over after the ride itself made a 40 story drop
Naruto and Makoto exited the ride a bit wobbly from the high-speed ride and started to laugh at the fun they had...
Kakashi however looked worse for wear... this ride was as fast as Guy without his weights and 3 gates open
He felt sick and had to go to the restroom... he wasn't used to this speed
Naruto then took Makoto to the food-court to eat something and also have something to drink, fortunately Naruto had saved more then enough money
Naruto got himself a couple of chicken sandwiches and a soda while he got Makoto something sweet, a parfait
Naruto and Makoto begun to laugh and chuckle as they exchanged fight stories... and Makoto asked a question that threw Naruto of for a loop
"Say... are you a player?" Makoto asked
Naruto then did a spit-take
"A WHAT!" Naruto said not believing his ears
"A player... you been with all my friends... and the way you acted and treated me with the senshi... not that I didn't enjoy it" Makoto said with a slight blush
"About that... look Makoto... I wasn't myself then... I really wanna apologize about that, it was wrong of me... I was playing around and got caught in the moment" Naruto said
"Is okay, I understand... however if you do that again without my consent I will hurt you" Makoto said with a smile, showing she was joking
"Ah... okay, I am sorry about that" Naruto said
"Naruto, you are a wonderful guy... and... I wanted to tell you that..."
With Minako
"Naruto-kun!" Minako said as she hanged on his arm...
Naruto blushed, he was not used to this kind of affection, but he enjoyed it...
Jiraiya kept filming and even managed to get some sound
from em thanks to the advancements on technology in here
Jiraiya then disguised himself as an older gent and ordered some water and pasta to eat
"Say Naruto... why do you seem so familiar?" Minako asked
"Maybe we meet on another life" Naruto said with a smirk
"Eh... this brat is becoming a smooth talker... nice wording" Jiriaya said
"Oh, you are a good talker... you make me blush" Minako said
"Mina-chan... is there a reason you asked me out?" Naruto said
"Well... to be honest... you reminded me of someone... and you looked lonely and confused... besides you look HOT!" Minako said with a small blush
"Ah... so Minako... you got any pets?" Naruto asked
"You could say that... his name is Artemis" Minako said
"EH? Artemis... but isn't that the name of a goddess?" Naruto said
Minako then held her head... she started to remember things... something about a masked warrior of the moon
all decked out in orange... and then she remembered... something from her past life
A young man... kneeling before her... holding her hand...
"Mina-chan?" Naruto said as she spaced out
"What does this mean?" She thought to herself
"Mina-chan? Are you okay?" Naruto said as he had his face close to hers
Minako then saw his face close to her and had a full face blush
"You are red... are you with fever?" Naruto asked
He put his forehead on hers to check her temperature... she then blushed... she was the one to be in charge of the flirting and being the one in charge, she was the one to lead
"N-Naruto-kun" she said with a bathed breath
Jiraiya smirked Naruto was playing Minako like a fiddle
"Minako... do you wanna take a rest? There are some benches in the park" Naruto said
"yeah... that would be good" Minako said
Jiraiya then covered his face with a newspaper as both Minako and Naruto exited... jiriaya finished his meal and left
he continued to follow them... and then saw an image he would DEFINETLY use on his upcoming works... Minako was laying on Naruto's lap... she was resting and Naruto was resting as well...
Jiraiya then saw Naruto fell asleep... but something was wrong
They both had tears in their eyes
Naruto's dream realm
"Prince... my prince... please... remember... about us" a female voice said
"Queen... Queen Serenity!" Naruto yelled
Naruto dashed forward... he was dressed in a royal looking outfit
he then saw his pre-incarnation, a small child running towards the queen
"Mama! Mama Serenity...!" the pre-incarnation said
"Naruto-kun... come here..." Queen Serenity said
She hugged the child... and carried him on her arms
"Mama Serenity... can you tell me about... my parents?" Naruto (pre-incarnation) asked
"Your parent's... where my analogous in your world... your father was Minaso Namikase... and your mother was Kushinako Uzumako Tsuki... I loved your father a great deal... he loved me too, however his heart was set on another woman who won his heart... to be honest... I was jealous of your mother... but I learned to love her... she was a strong woman and Minaso was a wonderful man, it was a shame what happened to them, that is why I immediately adopted you... also... you are one of the few things that reminds me of him... you are the spitting image of you father... but you have the personality of your mother..." Serenity said smiling
Naruto hugged her mother, and cried...
"Why you cried my child" Serenity said
"You are a wonderful woman yourself ka-san" Naruto (pre-incarnation) said
"I thank you for your words my son" Serenity said
"Ka-san... you called me for something, may I inquire why it was?" Naruto (pre-incarnation) said
"My sochi... I have made an arrangement... since you are the defacto king of both earth and moon once you grow of age, I want you to have a family... as for what I have done this... you will marry my daughter... princess Serenity, and the planets princesses as well, to make an interplanetary alliance with my moon from my dimension, and yours... I still remember how I meet you father" Serenity said blushing...
"Wait... Ka-san... you are telling me to marry your daughter... who is like a sister to me? I don't like that idea" Naruto (pre-incarnation) said
Just then... Princess Serenity came out from behind the doorway
"Mother? Is something wrong?" Princess Serenity said
"Daughter... might I ask you something?" Queen Serenity
"What is it dear mother?" the princess asked
"What do you think of Naruto?" the queen asked
"He is a person I love a lot... he always protects me and I always sneak into his room to sleep with him, since I feel lonely in my big room" the princess said
Naruto looked sheepishly to the roof and whistled an innocent tune
"Oh get off it Naruto-kun, I know you do anything to please your sister" the queen said
"so... why all this questions?" the princess asked
"Well... since Naruto is from an alternate dimension... I wanted to forge an alliance... so he will become your suitor when you reach the age of consent" the queen said
"EH! With Naruto-onisan! Sure!" she said with a smile...
Naruto (pre-incarnation) then fainted
Present Naruto
"What is this... was I... was I... a member of the Lunar family and adopted son of the Moon court of THIS demension... back on the Silver Milenium... I can't belive this... I was engaged by my step-mother" Naruto said
he then was pushed back to reality
Both Naruto and Minako woke up, she had a similar dream... however she was being presented to a young boy in a royal looking outfit...
Naruto however cleaned his tears, Jiraiya was confussed when he heard "Queen Serenity, and princess"
"What are you talking about Naruto?" Jiraiya wondered as he stopped filming
"Uhmmm I got plenty of material for now... now is all yours Naruto" Jiraiya said
With kage bunshin and Makoto
"-that...I think I love you, but... I barely know you... I wanna know you better... I can't believe I am saying this but... when I first meet you... you reminded me of my senior who spurned my love... but then... I noticed you as a person rather than what you reminded me off... I... really would like to get to know you better... so... I can't believe I am saying but... can we start as friends... and get to know each other?" Makoto said as she smiled
"Eh?... as friends? Sure... I would love that... that way we don't have to act awkward and all" Naruto said
"Thank you for this wonderful date thought... you been a gentleman trough and trough..." Makoto said
"No, you are a beautiful woman, and a wonderful person, I would never act any other way with you, or anyone else for that matter" Naruto said.
"Naruto... can you close your eyes?" Makoto asked
"sure.. but why?" Naruto asked
"Don't ask.. just do it" Makoto said
Naruto closed his eyes... Makoto put her hands on his eyes and then lowered herself a bit... and then... she kissed him
Naruto felt something soft and wet on his lips... Makoto then pulled her hands and Naruto saw her giving him a passionate kiss
"You will get another one when we become more than friends" Makoto said
"Mako-chan..." Naruto said gasping
"Treat my other friends well... or I will hurt you" Makoto said
End chapter!