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CPOV

I can't help but chuckle as I made my way into the kitchen. I decided to tidy up the kids' breakfast things and wait for the onslaught from Ed. God he is such a woman! The man lives to gossip! About ten minutes later, I hear Rosie tell her Uncle Eddie that he is allowed to go off to play because she is going to play with Em. I am so pleased he is still only nine, and she eight. I dread to think of how it will be in ten years. I shudder at the thought. Luckily for me, Ed comes in at that point with a 'spill it' look about his face.

"So Car, what has got your panties in a bunch? Who, pray do tell, has been making random phone calls and late night calls? Anyone I know?" he asks with a smirk on his face and wiggling his eyebrows. I start to laugh and decide to put him out of his misery when Rosie comes in for ice lollies for herself and the others. I glare at Edward, I know he is thinking of something to say, something inappropriate but over Rosie's head. I hope I can cut him off before he thinks of anything. He says nothing so I decide I am safe for a few moments while Rosie is in the kitchen. She heads out and informs me that they are going to play in the garden. I don't mind, I can see them from the kitchen window.

I silently ask if he wants coffee by making the universal drinking sign. He nods and I set the maker away again. Ed stays quiet, which is unnerving to say the least. I look at him and know he won't wait much longer.

"Ok, so I got a little stressed last night when I came home to find that Giant sprawled across my settee with Bella and Rose doing the same across him!" I say as I replay my thoughts from the previous night. Ed begins to chuckle, wonder what he knows. He clearly knows more than he is letting on. "Either spit out what you know or shut up until I am finished my story," I say somewhat sternly. He motions for me to continue and remains silent. So I continue with my story.

"Anyways, so I stomped around for a bit, yes I know extremely grown up of me. Anyway, the kids went off to bed late and I watched Shaun on the TV, gotta love that film!" Edward nodded then and I continued. "So I must have fallen asleep and heard the key in the door, I assumed it was you but then heard a female voice swearing after stubbing their toe in the darkened kitchen. By this time I was well on my way to drunkeness and thought it would be quite entertaining to see why Bella was in my kitchen. Anyways, one thing led to another and we both fell asleep on the settee. Fully clothed obviously," I felt I had to explain that to him from the outset or he would never believe me. As it was, he lifted the eyebrow insinuating that he didn't believe me. "She went home early this morning and that was that, I have had a few texts but that was it." I decided against explaining my mental checkout, which is the last thing he needs to be stressing over. He stood there just looking at me. I looked at him expectantly for him to say something.

Shit! He doesn't approve. Oh. My. God. I just did that dodgy porn film, getting it on with the babysitter. Edward cleared his throat to stop my thoughts and spoke.

"For God's sake Car, I know you are now kind of regretting this. Please don't, if anything you deserve to be happy. Secondly, I love the fact you were jealous of the 'Giant', I actually met Jake last night and his boyfriend Seth. Both built like brick shithouses but lovely all the same. Also, I may have seen Bells last night as she was inebriated and suggested doing something about her predicament. I am so pleased she did. Although, we left before she had decided anything," he said so nonchalantly that I almost missed the 'we'. Hmmmm, Ed has some gossip to spill. Bloody hell, we really are old women. Standing in the kitchen gossiping.

BPOV

I woke up, again, at 1pm. God dammit Daddy! Honestly, you ask a man to do something and it just doesn't get done! I dragged my arse to the shower and got rid of the remnants of last night. Hmmm, it's a shame but it had to be done. I get sorted for the rest of the day and find some comfy jeans and a hoodie, no one to impress today and feeling a tad delicate.

I make it down the stairs in search of food. Charlie knows me so well, he has left a huge bag of Ruffles on the kitchen side with a note apologizing for not waking me up and explaining that he took Sue off to Port Angeles for the rest of the weekend. Apparently they have friends there. Yeh I believe ya Charlie!

I tuck in to my crisps and check my phone. I see I have a text from Ed, one from Frankie and one from Jake. I decide to read Jake's first. I assume it will be apologies for leaving me alone last night. He does this regularly, his arse is always apologizing for some stupid shit that he has done! He should have a degree in it!

Hey B, sorry yeh I know, left you on your own again. Assume you got home alright or Charlie would have killed me by now! Love ya - J x

He is such a fool, but he is right. Charlie would have hauled him over the coals if I hadn't turned up home. I text him back something generic about him being a dipshit where Seth is concerned. When that dude is around Jake see's nothing but him. It's so cute to watch.

I read Frankie's next.

Hey girly, top night. Ed is DELICIOUS. Goin home to kip. Yeh, not much of that happened last night. Fill you in laters! – F x

Hmmmm, Frankie did the Walk of Shame! Well, I do believe that needs to be addressed, she has hammered me and Jake enough for it in the past. Even when one of us fell asleep in her apartment! Oooh this could be very good!

You dirty girl! The walk of shame? At your age that is disgraceful! Hope it was worth it LMFAO! – BB x

She would be fuming over that when she woke up but I could take her. Well, over the text waves I could. I couldn't help but giggle to myself while I opened Edwards text.

Naughty babysitter! X

Oh. My. God. What does he mean by that? He was the one who told me to do something about it! What if Carlisle told Edward because he regretted it? Oh no. What do I do? I decide to hold an emergency meeting at my house and quickly send a text to Frankie, Jake and Seth. Might as well get some grown up advice on the situation from Seth and speak to my idiot friends.

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