Note: The following three parts happen simultaneously.

Sohinki & Mari

Before the duo stood a lime green dinosaur-thing, better known as Yoshi, and a small pink ball with a red bow, Jigglypuff. Sohinki slowly raised his right arm, until his clenched fist was pointing at them. His robotic suit moved up his arm, turning it into a gun. He took aim, while Mari started jumping nervously from one foot to the other on the spot. "Uh... how do you fight?" she asked, with fear in her voice. Due to the pikachu suit, her voice sounded a lot more higher than it normally does. This made Sohinki grin from behind his Samus helmet.

"Well, just throw random kicks and punches and stuff, I don't know. Don't let them hit you." he replied without breaking his concentration, or aim. He had no idea of what was going to happen, which is not a scenario Sohinki felt comfortable with. At least I'm with a hot girl, he thought, but quickly interjected the thought with no no no no no no. Nope. Not happening. YOU HAVE BOOBS RIGHT NOW.

His thoughts were interrupted with the manly voice calling out: "3..." Sohinki retook aim. "2..." He held his breath. "1... FIGHT!"

In that moment, a million things must've happened. Sohinki began charging up his gun, Yoshi and Jigglypuff had leaped into the air, and Mari nimbly ran forwards. Yoshi immediately pounded down onto her, making her fly across the arena with the impact. Mari yelped as she crashed into the hard floor.

At this moment, Sohinki's gun flashed white, indicating that it was fully charged. He fired it at Yoshi, and a huge ball of electricity exploded out of the gun, and engulfed Yoshi on impact. He shot straight across and out of the arena, exploding in blue and white lights.

Ignoring Jigglypuff, he ran straight to where Mari lay writhing in pain. Sohinki sat down, and pulled Mari into his lap. Hey eyes were full with tears of agony. "Are you okay?" he whispered. She sat up, and looked deep into his brown eyes. He put his non-gun arm around her back, and they both leaned towards each other, slowly closing their eyes. Mari could feel Sohinki's breath on her lips.

Suddenly, Sohinki was lifted into the air. Mari's eyes shot open, and she yelled for Sohinki. Jigglypuff had lifted him up into the air above her, and giving Mari a final wink, she threw him out of the arena.

Mari yelled, and bolted straight towards Jigglypuff. The moment her head connected with Jigglypuff's body, bolts of electricity flowed from Mari's cheeks and into Jigglypuff. She immediately exploded in blue and white light.

Mari hobbled over a few steps, and then fell. She buried her face into her arms, and began to cry.

Ian & Lasercorn (Team Iancorn)

"Good luck man." said Lasercorn, clapping Ian on his back. "You too."

Ian unsheathed his sword, and lifted it up to admire it. The Legend of Zelda Rap is nothing compared to this! he thought excitedly. "I can't wait to stab this into them!" Ian told Lasercorn, who wasn't watching Ian and had no idea of what he was talking about. He burst into laughter, and Ian just rolled his eyes. "Real mature."

When he finished laughing, Lasercorn turned back to Ian, his tail flowing behind him. "Why did they name him Fox? That is so damn uncreative!" exclaimed Lasercorn.

AHEM.

Ian and Lasercorn both turned their attention to their attention to the two figures standing across from them, Luigi wearing his signature green hat with a matching shirt and blue overalls, and Kirby wearing only long red shoes. At that moment, the manly voice called out: "3.. 2... 1... FIGHT!"

Lasercorn immediately pulled out his gun from his pocket, and started shooting Luigi, who jolted with each shot. The shots weren't enough to hold him back though, as Luigi ran through and punched Lasercorn's chest. Meanwhile, Ian was trying his hardest to slash at Kirby, but the pink blob kept moving around and ducking from each swipe. Ian paused and glared at Kirby, but Kirby wasn't so foolish to stop. It opened its mouth wide, and inhaled Ian.

"IAN!" yelled Lasercorn frantically. He kicked Luigi in his balls, who fell to the ground clutching his crotch. "Ball-kick." muttered Lasercorn, and he turned to face Kirby, who chose that moment to spit up Ian with such force that he rocketed into Lasercorn, forcing both of them to crash into the ground, tangled together.

Both flustered, they stood up quickly.
"What the heck..." said Ian, as Kirby advanced towards them, now wearing the exact same Link hat as him.
"Not cool, bro." he stated, charging at Kirby with new-found fury. But Kirby somehow had Ian's exact same bow, and he threw it at Ian's sword, which swerved across the arena, falling to the floor in a clutter when it hit the wall. "Uh, a little help here, David?" Ian said with a mixture of worry and agitation in his voice.

Lasercorn immediately started running towards the tossed sword, but Luigi came from nowhere, and pinned him down to the ground.
"I've had enough of your bullcrap, Luigi," said Lasercorn, "Now have some of mine!" With that, he bounded into the air, taking Luigi with him. When at the top of this bounce, Lasercorn slammed Luigi into the ground, with an audible boom showing how painful it must've been. But he didn't stop there. He deliberately landed on top of Luigi, then picked him up by the feet. "Adios." said Lasercorn with his trademark smile, and he swung Luigi around in three circles before tossing him out of the arena. All that could be heard was "I'm Italian, not Spanish you idiot!"

"LASERCORN!" yelled Ian, wrestling with Kirby who had his boomerang at Ian's throat. Lasercorn wasted no time as he sprinted towards the sword. He grabbed it by the hilt, and threw it straight towards where Ian was. With a free hand, he caught it, luckily not on the blade. In one swift movement, Ian switched with Kirby so that Ian was on top. With a final angry glance, Ian stabbed his sword through Kirby, who disappeared in a flash of white and blue light.

"So you like it on top, huh? asked Lasercorn with a smirk. "Oh, shut-up." said Ian, giving Lasercorn a playful shove.

Anthony & Jovenshire

"Admit it, Captain Falcon is a bit of a douche." said Anthony to Jovenshire.

"At least he isn't headstrong like Mario, damn."

"But Mario helps people! All your guy does is drive weird plane car things from a stupid game."

"Hey, F-Zero X was an awesome game!"

Anthony just rolled his eyes, and squinted in front of him to see Donkey Kong and Ness. "Eugh, can we just finish them off quickly?"

"Sure, but how?" asked Joven.

Anthony impatiently started blabbering "Well it's obvious, Ness has a stupid move where if you make him waste all his jumps, he makes a sparky thing shoot him, and if you position yourself against the side of the arena and jump, he will eventually do it and hit himself out. DK on the other hand has another weird spin jump move, which forces him to go either left or right. I'll Jump in the corner, make him leave the arena, and shoot him with fireballs if he tries to get back out. You do the same to Ness with your falcon punch or kick maybe."

"Woah. I did not get one word of that." said Joven slowly.

The manly voice boomed overhead: "3... 2... 1... FIGHT!"

"Quick Joven, bring Ness to the side of the arena with you!" yelled Anthony, as he somehow picked up DK and threw him across the arena. He quickly adjusted his hat, and ran towards where DK landed.

Joven looked at Ness, who charged at him. "Aww shit." shrieked Joven, running stupidly away from Ness. Anthony had already reached the edge of the arena, and was continuously jumping up and down, confusing DK. After a while, DK had done the spin jump move over the edge as Anthony had predicted. He immediately shot DK with fireballs, and he was defeated.

Jovenshire on the other hand was running around in circle, with Ness chasing him yelling "Heater Fire" every now and then. "What does that even mean?" yelled Joven.

"Don't worry, I got this." said Anthony, and he charged at Ness and punched him straight out of the arena. "Wow." said Joven.
"Wow indeed." said Anthony smugly.