Chapter 12

Harry wiped away his tears and conjured up a mirror. He needed to tell Hermione.

-ring ring ring-

"Hello?" Hermione answered her mirror phone thingy looking incredibly frazzled.

"Hermione-"

"Harry! How are you doing it hasn't been a month yet. Is something wrong?"

"Hi Hermione I was just calling because-"An explosion behind Hermione cut him off.

"What is going on over there? Are you alright?" Harry asked concerned for one of his oldest friends.

"Am I alright? Am I alright? I am not alright! Fred! George! I swear to dear Merlin if you two don't stop." She turned around and shouted.

"What are the twins doing at your place?" Harry asked confusedly. Hermione looked down sadly.

"Well when we got back to the burrow Lavender came by and…" she shrugged uncomfortably.

Harry's eyes widened.

"Oh Hermione…that git!"

"I'll be fine," she smiled weakly, "besides with these two around I barely have time to think." Something else exploded in the background. This time it was accompanied by greyish green fog and a girlish scream from one of the twins.

"I'm sorry Harry, but I can't talk right now. I will call you back okay?" Hermione sighed before cutting the connection.

Harry blinked at the mirror and shook his head huffily.

"Well hello Hermione. Remember that guy I wanted to travel Bengal with? Well I fell in love with him. I'm not quite sure how he felt about me. Felt? Yeah, he died. Thanks for listening." He blinked back tears.

"What now?" he asked the empty house.

Harry spent the next few hours angsting like he had never angsted before. That was followed by brooding, anger, and finally the need for revenge.

Whoever was responsible was going down.

Harry concentrated on Tony's signature in order to apparate straight to him.

-Pop-

Harry screamed and flailed wildly as he fell through the air. Apparently, apparating to a super hero who could fly was not a good idea.

"Oof!" Tony swooped down caught Harry.

"Harry! Where did you come from?" He looked at the teen perplexed.

"Bengal."

"Great! I'm glad you're back! I've been wanting to tell you something. Bruce is alive!" Tony landed on the ground and blasted an alien that had gotten too close.

"What?!"

Tony shoved something in Harry's ear.

"Here, now you'll be able to communicate with the rest of the team. Hey Rover catch!" Tony threw Harry to a startled Captain America who caught him at the last minute.

"What the hell Tony?! I'm not a dog!"

"And you can't just toss people around." Harry added.

"And you can't just toss people around." Steve parroted because Harry really made a good point.

"And you need to tell Harry why and how Bruce is alive." Harry said.

"And you need to tell Harry why and how-"Steve paused his rant and looked down at the teen in his arms. Harry beamed.

Steve dropped him.

"Ow! Bloody hell!" Harry stood up and rubbed his sore bum. "It was a legitimate question!"

"Bruce never died. I never got to tell you before you disappeared." Tony said before throwing an alien into a building.

"Oh." Harry processed his words before grinning. "He's alive? Really? Where is he?!"

"ROAR! HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!"

"He's over there." Tony pointed to the angry green giant that jumped out of a 15 story building.

Harry gaped.

"He's a giant! Why is he green?"

"He's the Jolly Green Giant." Tony snickered.

"I always knew the Jolly Green Giant was real. Even Luna didn't believe me!" Steve sighed and picked Harry up again.

"Hey Hulk! Heads up!"

Hulk raised his head and caught the flying black-haired teenager.

"Green eyes?" Hulk rumbled. Hulk was finally meeting Harry face to face. It was more nerve wrecking than he thought. Was Harry afraid of him?

Harry smiled up at him happily.

"Bruce! Or is it Hulk?"

"Both." Tony said in Harry's earpiece.

"Jesus, Tony butt out. They are having a private moment." Steve shouted.

"Not with my son he isn't!"

Harry ripped out his communicator and threw it on the ground. Hulk smashed it for good measure.

"So you're the Jolly Green Giant? Is this what you were worried about? That I would be afraid of you? Both of you?" Harry asked softly.

The Hulk shrugged and slowly began to transform into Bruce.

"I…this doesn't bother you?" Bruce asked uncertainly.

"No," Harry shook his head, "I love you in any form."

Bruce's eyes widened.

"What?"

Harry turned a rather fetching shade of pink and an alien's head exploded behind Bruce.

"Uh…I mean we have to fight the aliens!"

Bruce starred at Harry for a moment and then chuckled.

"Yes, but we will talk about this later." Bruce transformed into his other half again and Harry climbed onto his shoulder and sat down.

"Green eyes okay?" Hulk asked. Hulk wasn't one to move slowly.

"Yup! I used a sticking charm. I won't fall." Harry chirped while throwing a ball of magic into a crowd of aliens and watching their heads explode.

Hulk nodded and jumped high attacking an alien space craft.

Inwardly, Bruce and Hulk cheered.

Harry loved them.

Both of them.

AN: IT IS I! I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE DEAD AND UPDATED MY TWO MOST POPULAR STORIES! If you are reading this author note please review and let me know what story you guys want me to update next. I am drawing a blank. Harry in Agrabah? One of Xander's many many fics?