Chapter 12

The next morning, Yoda burst into Anakin's room. He really didn't open the door, he just ran through it, making a Yoda-sized hole.

"THE MACHINE! GONE IT IS!" yelled Yoda.

"Yoda, it's 6:30. Go back to sleep," said Padme.

"WAAAAAAAHHHHH!" screamed Yoda, with tears running out of his eyes. He started throwing a ridiculous tantrum. He fell on the floor and pounded his fists into the wood repeatedly.

"Yoda, what do you want me to do?" asked Anakin, putting the pillow over his head.

"AAAAAAAAAAA!" Yoda screamed louder. He got up and started kicking Anakin's bed.

Anakin and Padme got ready for the day, ignoring Yoda, who was now ripping their pillows to shreds and throwing the feathers in the air. Anakin walked downstairs and looked at the couch.

"Jar Jar?" he said.

He looked around and tried to find the gungan.

"Must have went for a walk," Anakin said to himself. Anakin sat down on the couch and turned on the TV. The news came on.

"Police are now in pursuit of a starfighter just above Tatooine. The starfighter, named Slave 1, apparently contains the dead body of former politician Jar Jar Binks," said the news anchor.

"Oh my God! Padme! Get down here!" yelled Anakin, in disbelief.

"What? What is it?" asked Padme, running down the stairs.

"Jar Jar. Someone killed him! That must have been the noise we heard last night!" replied Anakin.

The news anchor started again, "We have a call coming in and apparently there is a stolen karaoke machine on board. Let's get this caller on live, your on," said the anchor.

"WAAAAAAHHHHH! HE –sniff- STOLE –sniff- MACHINE! WAAAAHHHHHH!"

"Blow it up! Blow up the ship!" yelled Anakin at the TV.

Luke and Leia woke up to the noise and ran downstairs. They looked at the TV and then at each other.

They all watched as the police tried to talk sense into Boba Fett.

"Sir, if you do not hand over the gungan and the stolen items and get out of the ship, we will not hesitate to blow your head out of your ass," said one officer.

"No, Clamensky, that's not how this should be handled," said another officer, taking the megaphone away, "Sir, we know you are troubled. But you must hand over the dead body and stolen item or items and calmly step out of-"

BOOM

Slave 1 was blown to bits.

Padme rushed upstairs to save Yoda from suicide.

Just then, Obi Wan burst through the door singing, "Gonna be a bright, bright sun shiny day!"

"Obi Wan! Your back early," said Anakin.

Obi Wan looked at him, "Oh, I can't stay mad at you! Come here you big lug!" yelled Obi Wan, giving him a hug.

"What? You forgive me?" asked Anakin.

"Oh, I'm happy! Jar Jar's gone! Forever! We should have a party!" Obi Wan suggested.

"Uh, having a party to celebrate death might be a little extreme," replied Anakin.

"Oh no! It'll be great! Streamers and punch and- OH! Those little umbrellas you put in your drink! It's gonna be so great!" Obi Wan ran off screaming in a high-pitched voice.

"I'm in!" shouted Leia, following Obi Wan.

"Are we really gonna have a death party?" asked Luke.

"I don't think we can prevent it. Just think of it as a happy funeral," said Anakin, smiling and rubbing Luke's head.

"Actually, we were going to have a party for you and Leia for your acceptance into the Academy. Let's just change it to that," suggested Anakin.

"Good idea," replied Luke.