You guys can flog me. I haven't updated in about two weeks.

My explanation – Depression kicked me hard. Really fucking hard. Schoolwork is stressing, and I am trapped in a world of people I despise. But with Halloween coming, I'm back on my feet again. For now. That, and the fact I am addicted to Yugi-Oh and Hetalia.

Congrats, mollanise! 60th reviewer! So, here's the rant you requested!

Anywho, Kylie boo, begin the ranting!

There's a reason I haven't been around lately. I don't really know how much more I can really take. I mean, I cracked at that fucking banana shit. I am losing my sanity. Then again, surprising I had any, from what you would call an 'average' day here in South Park.

Huh, I mention that a lot, don't I? I guess I can't really help it. It's one of those weird habits, like Stan's nose-brisge pinch when he's frustrated. I could try doing that right now, because I'm pretty fucking pissed.

I really don't know how many more jew jokes I can take. Or, as Fatass calls them, 'jewkes'. Pretty lame pun, huh? Not as pathetic as the jokes though.

Yesterday, he put pasta on my head, saying I looked like a rabbi, or something like that. I came back with 'Huh, Fatass sharing food. That's a new one', followed by 'Why do you even know that, assface?'

His reply was 'It's best to understand the ways of your enemy before you strike'

He seriously thinks he's going to restart the Holocaust. I'm starting to think the flab is now beginning to envelop and suffocate his brain cells.

Anywho – I'm Jewish. Who gives a flying fuck? Well, maybe only me. Christmas sucks ass if you're the only Jewish kid. It's like you're completely ignored for the season, while you're right there. I'll rant about that another day, incase I go off topic again. Another habit.

Why is it, that in most stories, I'm referred to as 'the Jew'.

Really? You're fucking serious? 'The Jew?'. It sucks ass enough to be singled out a Christmas and Easter, but now, all year long?

Why aren't any of the others referred to as 'The Catholic'? I know it would be hard to single a person out, as nearly everyone is Catholic, but it was a rhetorical question! Jesus Christ!

So far, I'm the short, gay, Jewish cross-dressing, red-headed teenage emo-nerd. What a motherfucking title.

Yeah, why the fuck not! I'll just go to a job interview, and when he asks for qualifcations, guess what I'll say?

'Well sir, I have a s,g,Jw,Cd,Rh,Tn,e and a Nd'

Urghh….I really need to get some fucking sleep. I would, but Fatass has been outside for the past ten minutes, throwing David's stars at the window.

He took the time to make them all, only to pathetically throw them at my window, for them to lie in a heap until I have to clean them up.

Doop-de-fucking-woo.

May as well throw a rock at him. His fat will protect him anyway, so it's not an attack, right?

Yeah…

Go do that Kylie-boo. Go do that.

Anyways, to make it up, I expect to have a lot of new chapters up before 5th November. Well, at least three.

I have a new poll up! Check it out if you have nothing better to do with your life, like me.