Dumbledore was deeply troubled and furious by the appearance of his 2 giants. The only thought left was revenge and he would certainly have his chances to take shots at harry and his crew.
Dumbledore and his followers were gathering around in his office. Everybody was listening intently as Dumbledore presented his blueprint on how to get revenge Harry."Now when that little shits heading back to the dungeons I want our whole group attacking from all angles!"Dumbledore began. "What curses do we use?" croaked susan bones." "All but the "unforgiveables." Dumbledore chuckled. "Make him hurt make him burn, and Daphne and Milicent you guyscan.." Dumbledore began before getting interrupted. "Rip his leg off!" Boomed peg leg Daphne. "Gouge his eye out"! chimed in eye patch Milicent. "Very well make him beg for his life to your hearts content." Dumbledore said charmingly. Daphne and Milicent responded by gleefully slapping each others asses. "But know this" Dumbledore began, "Do not kill the boy for when I use the imperioizing curse Harry will be loyal to me do what I command him to do, he"ll find time to make love to me when filch is busy, most importantly he"ll marry Ginny and give me lot"s of lute! "Now scumbags flee before me Dumbledore ordered. One by one everybody left leaving Dumbledore and Filch alone, who both spent the rest of the night making love to each other, singing songs, playing twister, spin the bottle and other games and capped it off with exploding in each others mouths, trying to be the first to overfill each others mouths with Seamen. Dumbledore won that one by making his cock 7 Times bigger.
Little did Dumbledore know that Snapes secret spy elf Toby heard every word. Right now Dumbledore didn't have a care in the world. He was his favorite man, and he decided to surprise Filch by saying his brother Aberforth came up with a potion that pregnates men allowing them to be woman for 6 hours. Just then Dumbledore flashed a vial containing the potion. Dumbledore then took a sip and immediately Filch shubbed his manhood up Dumbledores arse causing Dumbledore to feint with rest of the night Dumbledore had good dreams of conquering Harry and leading him to his eventual death at the hands of Lord Voldemort. Those good dreams earned Filch another blow Job and several minuted of passionate french kissing!