Hey guys, ive been doing some thinking, and I wanna contine this series. I wanna go back to the slight humor I used to use befor the last few chapters. Im gonna Start this, in 3,2,1…
Paradox
Chapter 12: Reboot
"Oww my head. How long have I been out?" Gordon asked the slightly concious Barney.
"How the hell should I know? I've been busy dying! Get me that med kit!' Barney yelled.
"Fine. That was weird man, the last thing I remember was seing this man in a suit, then I heard Breen Laughing, then its all blank. My ass hurts a lot, the weird thing is I fell asleep leaning on that stool on my stomach." Gordan exclaimed.
"That's weird, MY WHOLE BODY HURTS YOU IDIOT! Get the medkit!" Barney yelled at him.
Gordan stood up. "I wonder if my family is ok. Also I hope the internets still up, I gotta check to see if smosh is ok!" he said.
"Get the medkit!" Barney yelled.
Gordan looked at the counter. "What the hell is this?" he picked up the medkit and threw it at Barney.
"thank you god!"
Meanwhile!
"What does this "Ruler of the known universe" job pay?" Breen asked galk;fgjlk;fjlgkjurifhjd;kgjkghfdigyeruruiofdnvcjx,bauifdn manjhgyfuhbvfjb.
"You don't need pay you get whatever you want Hisssssss" said galk;fgjlk;fjlgkjurifhjd;kgjkghfdigyeruruiofdnvcjx,bauifdn manjhgyfuhbvfjb.
"Why did you just hiss" Breen asked.
"I do not knooooow what you *rasp* meeeeaan Hisssssss" replied galk;fgjlk;fjlgkjurifhjd;kgjkghfdigyeruruiofdnvcjx,bauifdn manjhgyfuhbvfjb.
"…"
Still meanwhile
"Mr Bush, you can't do this! What about your family?" Cheney said.
"What about em'? My wifes Fugley, and my girls are whores." Bush replied.
"you got me there. Sir, our osprey is almost at the L.Z., I want to tell you something" cheney said.
"What is it?"
"THIS IS SPARTA!" Cheney said then kicked George out of the plane.
"You bastard!"
STILL MEANWHILE!
"Gordon, we still have to focus on that Gargantua, I mean, if this were a book the writer must have forgotten about something. So how do we shut down the grid?" Barney asked
"We could either…" gorden said but was cut off by a crash coming through the ceiling.
"agh fuck!" barney said, after a brick landed on him. "I need a medkit!"
"here." He threw one at him.
"What the hell was that?" Barney asked
"This thaw -- took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." Said the man.
"Fuck, the president actually came here!"