A/N: here is the next chapter, but before I begin, some fond words to my
dear reviewers:
Damson rhee: yep, the baby is coming! Stay tuned!
Stephanie: Butch and Gellman are OB/GYNs (scary huh?) and they are trained to deliver babies. Keep reading!
LilVickiRyan: glad you liked the humor in this chapter, lol! They need masks for health reasons. Stay with me!!
Noelle: Thanks for the baby name suggestion! And yes, I kept you hanging, I am an evil author, but stay tuned for more!
Sonomi: thanks for the baby names, please continue to read!
Angel9220042004: glad you like it so much and thank you for the names! If you can email me with your specific questions, I will be more than happy to help! Stay tuned!
Mistress of Balmoral: so would I, I'd die even more if they were my GYN! ::shudders at the thought:: glad you like it---hehehe, I guess I made HK a bad guy without meaning to---keep reading!!
Desirae (Jeffs 1 girl): it is embarrassing, but what about those ladies that were in People who gave birth in classrooms, elevators, Wal-Mart, subway stations, (my dad delivered a baby there once)-but yes, I think I'd be embarrassed too! Stay tuned for more!
"Spinelli, push!" Gellman urged, as the baby started to come out. Digger Dave and Butch were by his sides, assisting him, as Digger Sam continued to time contractions and act as a nurse/ midwife. (A/N: or would that be midhusband---hmmm---I have no idea, I'm making this up as I go along!)
"I am pushing, but it's kind of awkward when you have all these people watching you push a baby out of---oowwwww, owwww, drugs please!" Spinelli screamed, as she continued to push and breathe at the same time.
"Don't worry, baby, you're doing great! Just keep breathing!" TJ told her, holding her hand and attempting to hug her, but Spinelli pushed him out of the way.
"Don't touch me!" she yelled. "It's your fault I am here in all this pain in the first place! I'm never letting you touch me again! And I am breathing, otherwise I'd be dead!" she ranted, gritting her teeth.
"I'm sorry, is there anything I can do to make you feel better?" TJ asked knowing how uncomfortable Spinelli must have been at that moment.
"Like you haven't done enough! Next time, if there is a next time, you are going to give birth. If that guy in that movie can do it, you sure as hell can too!" Spinelli knew she was being mean and was probably making no sense, but she didn't care-she was in too much pain at that moment. (A/N: points to whoever guesses the movie I'm talking about)
"Keep pushing, Spinelli, we're getting there!" Gellman urged, wiping sweat from his forehead. As much as he loved his job, it sure was tiring, especially since they were working for several hours already.
"How much more do I have to push? I don't think I can do it any longer!" Spinelli complained, falling back into TJ's arms. He gently stroked her hair and whispered, "Come on, you can do it, we're almost there. Just think, pretty soon, we will have a beautiful little baby to take care of. We will finally have the family we always wanted." He kissed her forehead and wiped the tears of pain from her eyes. "Come on, you're doing great!"
"She sure is," Butch told them as he continued to assist Gellman. "This might not be the best time to bring this up, but it looks like that experiment paid off. After all, look what it led to." He grinned at them, making TJ chuckle slightly. Spinelli, however, was not as amused.
"Great, now you have another psycho story to tell people from behind that tree! God knows what this story will lead to!" Spinelli yelled, praying that the painful process of giving birth would soon be over.
"OK, Spinelli, you are doing great, you're almost there, my friend, only three more pushes and you will be done!" Gellman encouraged her, motioning for Digger Dave to move closer so they can help deliver the baby better. (A/N: you know what I mean-I hope)
Spinelli pushed, still feeling like her insides were being ripped out of her. She tried to concentrate on her breathing, like they were told to do in Lamaze class, but it didn't seem to be working, if anything, it made her more even more stressed. She looked up, and noticed that Mikey still had the video camera, and was filming away with a smile on his face.
"Mikey, I thought I told you to shut that damn thing off, how much of this did you get on tape? I am not your freaking girlfriend Paris Hilton! (A/N: sorry, couldn't resist another dig at her-she is just so easy to make fun of) I don't like being videotaped! Now turn the bloody thing off before I kill you!" Spinelli attempted to move so she could hit Mikey, but ended up collapsing in pain, TJ catching her and gently holding her down.
"Don't move, Spinelli!" Gellman warned her, "You will only be in more pain and harm the baby!"
"OK, but someone take that camera away from Mikey and tape something over it----I don't care if you tape you all doing the Macerena! I do not want my baby's birth on tape!" Spinelli sounded so threatening that Hustler Kid quickly grabbed the camera, rewound the tape and began filming random scenes around the hotel.
"OK, Spinelli one more push and you are done!" Gellman told her, motioning for Digger Sam to get some blankets and towels ready. "Ready? One, two, three, push!"
Spinelli pushed with all her strength, letting out a loud scream as she felt the baby come out of her. The room was suddenly filled with the loud cries of a baby as Digger Sam tied the umbilical cord with his shoelace, and Butch and Digger Dave attempted to clean the baby the best they could with wet washcloths the Ashleys had fetched for them.
"Congratulations, you two," Gellman announced as he handed TJ and Spinelli the baby. "It's a beautiful baby......"
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A/N evil author who loves to leave cliffhangers! Find out next time what they had and of course what the baby's name is! So keep suggesting baby names, and please r/r! just remember the golden rule, if you can't say something nice, don't say it at all! Happy reading!
Damson rhee: yep, the baby is coming! Stay tuned!
Stephanie: Butch and Gellman are OB/GYNs (scary huh?) and they are trained to deliver babies. Keep reading!
LilVickiRyan: glad you liked the humor in this chapter, lol! They need masks for health reasons. Stay with me!!
Noelle: Thanks for the baby name suggestion! And yes, I kept you hanging, I am an evil author, but stay tuned for more!
Sonomi: thanks for the baby names, please continue to read!
Angel9220042004: glad you like it so much and thank you for the names! If you can email me with your specific questions, I will be more than happy to help! Stay tuned!
Mistress of Balmoral: so would I, I'd die even more if they were my GYN! ::shudders at the thought:: glad you like it---hehehe, I guess I made HK a bad guy without meaning to---keep reading!!
Desirae (Jeffs 1 girl): it is embarrassing, but what about those ladies that were in People who gave birth in classrooms, elevators, Wal-Mart, subway stations, (my dad delivered a baby there once)-but yes, I think I'd be embarrassed too! Stay tuned for more!
"Spinelli, push!" Gellman urged, as the baby started to come out. Digger Dave and Butch were by his sides, assisting him, as Digger Sam continued to time contractions and act as a nurse/ midwife. (A/N: or would that be midhusband---hmmm---I have no idea, I'm making this up as I go along!)
"I am pushing, but it's kind of awkward when you have all these people watching you push a baby out of---oowwwww, owwww, drugs please!" Spinelli screamed, as she continued to push and breathe at the same time.
"Don't worry, baby, you're doing great! Just keep breathing!" TJ told her, holding her hand and attempting to hug her, but Spinelli pushed him out of the way.
"Don't touch me!" she yelled. "It's your fault I am here in all this pain in the first place! I'm never letting you touch me again! And I am breathing, otherwise I'd be dead!" she ranted, gritting her teeth.
"I'm sorry, is there anything I can do to make you feel better?" TJ asked knowing how uncomfortable Spinelli must have been at that moment.
"Like you haven't done enough! Next time, if there is a next time, you are going to give birth. If that guy in that movie can do it, you sure as hell can too!" Spinelli knew she was being mean and was probably making no sense, but she didn't care-she was in too much pain at that moment. (A/N: points to whoever guesses the movie I'm talking about)
"Keep pushing, Spinelli, we're getting there!" Gellman urged, wiping sweat from his forehead. As much as he loved his job, it sure was tiring, especially since they were working for several hours already.
"How much more do I have to push? I don't think I can do it any longer!" Spinelli complained, falling back into TJ's arms. He gently stroked her hair and whispered, "Come on, you can do it, we're almost there. Just think, pretty soon, we will have a beautiful little baby to take care of. We will finally have the family we always wanted." He kissed her forehead and wiped the tears of pain from her eyes. "Come on, you're doing great!"
"She sure is," Butch told them as he continued to assist Gellman. "This might not be the best time to bring this up, but it looks like that experiment paid off. After all, look what it led to." He grinned at them, making TJ chuckle slightly. Spinelli, however, was not as amused.
"Great, now you have another psycho story to tell people from behind that tree! God knows what this story will lead to!" Spinelli yelled, praying that the painful process of giving birth would soon be over.
"OK, Spinelli, you are doing great, you're almost there, my friend, only three more pushes and you will be done!" Gellman encouraged her, motioning for Digger Dave to move closer so they can help deliver the baby better. (A/N: you know what I mean-I hope)
Spinelli pushed, still feeling like her insides were being ripped out of her. She tried to concentrate on her breathing, like they were told to do in Lamaze class, but it didn't seem to be working, if anything, it made her more even more stressed. She looked up, and noticed that Mikey still had the video camera, and was filming away with a smile on his face.
"Mikey, I thought I told you to shut that damn thing off, how much of this did you get on tape? I am not your freaking girlfriend Paris Hilton! (A/N: sorry, couldn't resist another dig at her-she is just so easy to make fun of) I don't like being videotaped! Now turn the bloody thing off before I kill you!" Spinelli attempted to move so she could hit Mikey, but ended up collapsing in pain, TJ catching her and gently holding her down.
"Don't move, Spinelli!" Gellman warned her, "You will only be in more pain and harm the baby!"
"OK, but someone take that camera away from Mikey and tape something over it----I don't care if you tape you all doing the Macerena! I do not want my baby's birth on tape!" Spinelli sounded so threatening that Hustler Kid quickly grabbed the camera, rewound the tape and began filming random scenes around the hotel.
"OK, Spinelli one more push and you are done!" Gellman told her, motioning for Digger Sam to get some blankets and towels ready. "Ready? One, two, three, push!"
Spinelli pushed with all her strength, letting out a loud scream as she felt the baby come out of her. The room was suddenly filled with the loud cries of a baby as Digger Sam tied the umbilical cord with his shoelace, and Butch and Digger Dave attempted to clean the baby the best they could with wet washcloths the Ashleys had fetched for them.
"Congratulations, you two," Gellman announced as he handed TJ and Spinelli the baby. "It's a beautiful baby......"
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A/N evil author who loves to leave cliffhangers! Find out next time what they had and of course what the baby's name is! So keep suggesting baby names, and please r/r! just remember the golden rule, if you can't say something nice, don't say it at all! Happy reading!