Welcome to number 12! I got 10 and 11 out on the same day but with internet crap and well Orange is the New Black came out so I binge watched it and I recommend it, this kinda slipped from me so I sowwies! I apologize for shitty haiku, I'm better at free verse and more story poetry. Now we get to see 13 and some more Moxxi. I don't own any of this but OCs and my plot. Here's another LBGT warning. If you have played the Badass Crater of Badassatude (sp?) you'd remember Moxxi talking about how her and Motor Mama dated but she ate her lady friends and "nobody eats my lady friends but me."

Chapter 12

13, Sanctuary, Pandora

13 went down to Moxxi's because Ama had gone with the other two Sirens, Emery was upstairs with his brother, and the girl with the robot arm took off with the boy that came with them. She used to not mind being alone but that was before Amadahy came into her life. She hated being with her best friend. 13 sighed and left the headquarters wishing someone was there to train her in the hunting but she really knew she didn't need anymore. It was more of a feeling of loneliness and lack of similarity that made her feel horrible. She stumbled down the main roads until she heard an upbeat tempo and followed the sound to a building that said Miss Moxxi. She walked in and looked around. Nothing but shady people, 13 thought to herself and went to the bar.

"You look a bit down in the dumps. Here, sugar, this is on he house," a woman said seductively putting setting two shots of whiskey on the bar, one for 13 and the other for the woman.

13 looked up to thank her but saw a beautiful woman with nice breasts and beautiful green eyes. Hook, line and skinker for 13 even though she did have Ama. But she remembered the eyes Ama and Emery made at each other back on Thelmis when he found her in the dressing room and her and Ama weren't really a couple. Sure the two had the occasional fuck and make out session, sure they cuddled at night together especially when they were lonely or one wasn't feeling good. But really, 13 and Ama were definitely not a couple.

"Thanks," 13 replied with a smile downing the shot. "I'm 13. I'm looking for a Mad Moxxi."

"You found her, sugar. I'm the one and only Moxxi. So you got that Echo message I had Hal put out. Sweet kid, has it real bad for Gaige. If he would stop following her around then I'd take him for myself," Moxxi replied with a wink. "But something has you down, care to share? I promise to listen."

13 looked around not wanting to draw attention to her stupid drama problems. She really debated telling Moxxi but hey she could get more than what she wanted or even a good night. 13 chuckled to herself and decided since it was just her and Moxxi that were sober enough to talk.

"My partner and I came from Thelmis to here because of your Echo. I saw how she looked at the man that we came with and it has me a bit jealous. They were looking at each other all lovingly and I couldn't help but be jealous. I just want a good woman," 13 said then downed her shot.

"I can maybe warm your bed at night," Moxxi purred stroking her hand. "God knows my ex husbands were horrible then my cannibalistic ex girlfriend, I could use a nice, sweet, cute girl like you in my bed."

13 smiled until she noticed a figure snake out from the shadows. The two women looked and Moxxi smiled.

"Zer0, you are just in time to meet my new lady friend, sadly I haven't caught her name yet," Moxxi purred again stroking under 13's cheek.

"I'm 13. Just 13," 13 replied smiling at Moxxi.

"It is good to meet/I will be your trainer/We will start today," Zer0 said in zero fashion.

"Look, I'm already a bounty hunter. I don't need training. What can you teach me?"

"I can show you how/To become invisible/To attack a person."

13 looked at Moxxi and asked her, "Is this how he always talks?"

"Yep, sugar. This is Zer0. He's good," Moxxi replied winking at Zero who put his 3 sign up on his helmet.

Zer0 walked out of the bar, motioning for 13 to follow him. She wasn't sure what this alien was going to teach her, or if he was an alien or human. She wanted to question the creature leading her outside.

"Today you will learn/The power of ghosting now/Disappear and come," Zer0 replied disappearing.

13 looked confused. She didn't know how to ghost or whatever. She could change her face to match others, disguise her voice, other stuff but not ghost.

"I can't ghost. I can show you what I can do," she said as soon as Zer0 reappeared.

He put on his ? and nodded as 13 took a breath. She concentrated and morphed herself into Moxxi.

"So sugar, looking for lil ol me?" 13 asked in Moxxi's voice with a smile then turned back into herself. "Where I'm from, we can change our faces and our voices. We don't ghost. We blend in and kill."

Zer0 nodded and smiled at this, he could work with her. She seemed able but he knew he'd have to take her out into the field to kill to see her true potential. He grabbed 13's hand and took her to the fast travel and off to Claptrap's place to test her out with bullymongs and other creatures just to get a feel...and he admitted he wanted to kill Boom Bewm for some reason.