Harrison: I'm back… with more brain cells lol. I decided to do this earlier coz I haven't done this in awhile and I'm gonna be busy on Saturday.
Naruto: Whoo! Something to do again!
Itachi: Arrgh! You messed up my concentration!! I was up to 9,744 continuous paddleball paddlings. -sobs-
Hidan: Alright Kakuzu! Let's get going.
Kakuzu: with these questions.
Hey guys! I've got a whole load of questions for you!
for all but naruto- do you think naruto is a genious and just hides it?
same as above- if we gave naruto a sign that says: I love ramen would he 1. kill it or 2. write at the bottom I love Sakura
Zetsu, if we gave you a plant would you 1. eat it or 2. give it a funeral
kisame, if we gave you sushi would you 1. kill us 2. eat it or 3. shove it down your pants
who likes kiba?
shikamaru?
ino coughpigcough?
naruto?
who likes the akatsuki?
so you know what jashin is?
who or what is jashin...1. A religion/god or 2. a talking banana
Is shikamaru crazy?
Is orochimaru gay for sasuke or KAbuto?
Did Tsunade have plastic surgery around her chest? I mean come on no one can have a chest like that!
Are naruto and sasuke going at it?
IS gaara secretly dating someone older than him and that is why he pretends not to love anyone?
If we told hidan jashin sama was a religion for pussy woots what would he do to us?
Would you torture us slowly, making us beg for mercy and when we stop kill us?
Satashi Smith
Sakura: Nope
Kakashi: Hm… No, I don't think so.
Yamato: No
Sai: Definitely no.
Naruto: What?!
Hinata: Yes!
Naruto: Thanks, Hinata. -kisses-
Sakura: Stop doing that!!
Naruto: Why do I make you jealous? -smirks. kiss. kiss. kiss kiss. kiss kiss kiss. big kiss-
Sakura: -punches Naruto-
Hinata: -goes wide-eyed- Naruto-kun!!
Sakura: Uhh, neither. He'd probably write "I love Hinata" at the bottom.
Naruto: Be…lieve it…
Zetsu: If it was a watermelon plant, I would eat it, but I like plants so I would just keep it. Mmm, watermelon.
Kisame: Yeah… if you gave me sushi… I'd kill you for sure. -gnashes teeth- And why don't you shove yourself down your pants!!
Kiba: I do!
Akamaru: Arf Arf (I don't)
Ino: I don't like Shikamaru… I love him. -hugs-
Shikamaru: Hey! -points at Satashi Smith- You're the pig!
Naruto: ME!
Hinata: I do!
Sakura: Naruto's cool.
Kakashi: He makes things interesting as a student and comrade.
Sai: Though his penis and brains are small, his heart is big.
Akatsuki: WE LIKE AKATSUKI!! -cheers-
Harrison: Uh… no.
Hidan: Of course, Jashin is a god and religion. He is not a talking banana!! You wouldn't understand!! Arghnblemnagaegb!! -continues spazzing out-
Shikamaru: Uh…no. Are you crazy?
Orochimaru: Sasuke, duh. I mean, c'mon, everyone should know that. Pfft.
Tsunade: No, I didn't have plastic surgery. It's all natural. Jeez!
Sasuke: Going at what?
Gaara: Yes I am dating someone older… Your mother!! -bursts into laughter- How was that, sensei?
Naruto: Excellent! -high-fives-
Hidan: I will kill you!! Forget torture, I would just kill you instantly when I get the chance.
I'm back!!
Harrison:
Tankys!! u have the same name as meh friend!
Sasuke: U KEEP
AVOIDING MY ?! but now i have another ? 4 u: Since Kakashi is being
a mean pervert, would U teach me Chidori?
Itachi: i like my
theory. my friend and i make up nicknames for u guys, and we call
Kisame Shark Boy and we call u Lava Girl!! o, and we call Might Guy,
Mighty Gay! its so much fun!!
Ino: I still don't care!! me and my
friend agree that u should b killed but then that would leave poor
Shika w/out u! but then again, theres always Temari!!
Sakura: u
still dont have any skills!! and still, wouldnt ur love b more than a
good enough reason to go after him?? i mean, if i were as weak as u,
i still would have gone after Sasuke!!
Naruto: good one!! that is
about all the skills that little whore has!! u and Hinata r so cute
together!!
Hinata: u r so awesome!! im glad u and Naruto r
together!! u need to have more confidence in urself tho, u could
totally kick Sakura's !!
Kyuubi: good luck w/ that!
TenTen
and Neji: ok, thats a relief!! and, i just have to say it, GET A
ROOM!! nah, im just kidding!! U 2 r so cute together!!
Kiba-tankys!!
dont b so mean to Shino!! he may b bugboy, but still, there r some
people who like him!!
Gaara: Ur welcomez!! heres some more!!
-Gives Gaara more cookies!- o, and heres a hug! -gives Gaara a hug- u
smell good!!
Jiraya: wasnt meant to b a complement, but
ok
Kakashi: MEANY PERVERT!! hmph, fine, i'll just ask Sasuke!!
Racergirl936
Harrison: That's uber cool.
Sasuke: No, I will not go on a date with you. Do you honestly think I'm going to say yes? Hmm, let me think… No. Haha.
Itachi: Your theory is gayer than Orochimaru. How am I Lava Girl? Honestly?!
Kisame: Ooh, Shark Boy… sounds pretty cool. Though, I think I should be called Shark Man! -heroic pose-
Might Guy: What?
Ino: Read my lips, bitch. I hate your guts! I think you should die, so Shika-kun and I can be together... WITHOUT YOU! Screw Temari!
Sakura: I have medical skills and great chakra control. Ha! I guess not. To him, love doesn't give power. Well, if my words couldn't make him stay, what else could I do that would?
Naruto: Sheesh! I was just joking. You don't have to take it so seriously. And Sakura's not a whore, okay? -mutters- People…
Hinata: Thank you so much. -smiles- I'm really glad that we're together. He makes me so happy and gives me a lot of confidence in myself. What?! Why would I want to kick Sakura's ass?! She's one of my best friends, you bi-
Naruto: -quickly covers Hinata's mouth- Hinata-chan! Don't say stuff like that!
Kyuubi: Yes, I will. I just have to wait a little bit.
Tenten: Hey. You get a room!! But thanks for your comment!
Neji: Tenten…
-kisses on the cheek-
Kiba: You're welcome. Man, but it's so much fun to make fun of Shino, because he doesn't do shit.
Shino: Hey, suck it, Kiba!
-Everyone gasps-
Shino: What? What?!
Gaara: -Eats cookies one after another. Pushes away Racergirl936- Don't touch me! I'm eating!
Jiraiya: Thank you! I take great pride in my mastery of the perverted arts.
Kakashi: Well, you're a mean question-asking person. Oh, please, like Sasuke will teach you. Ha.
sasuke
puts lie
detector on you
it will beep once if you tell the truth,twice if
you lie.
do you like sakura?
itachi what do you do other than
paddle ball?
naruto do you and kyuubi get along also how are you
and hinata doing?
kakashi how are things with anko and can you
please teach me chidori?
jiraiya can you please teach me rasengan,
i will give you a picture of tsunade naked if you do.
neji and ten
ten stop arguing so much.
naruto you never met your dad but why
dont you talk to him right now because in this place you can talk to
people who have died.
Alberto4395
Sasuke: What? What's this for?! Uh, uh, uh… Look, a purple elephant!! -points randomly-
Itachi: Nothing really: eat, sleep, watch whatever anyone else is watching.
Naruto: Yeah, of course we do.
Kyuubi: Pssh, fuck that.
Naruto: Fox! Anyways, Hinata and I are doing fine! -kisses Hinata-
Kakashi: Anko and I are having a good time.
Anko: I saw his face!! -giggles-
Kakashi: Well, uh, first start by gathering chakra in the palm of your hand.
Jiraiya: Well, it's kinda hard. What am I supposed to do with this, now that I'm dead?
Neji: Pssh. that was only one time.
Tenten: It was twice.
Neji: No, the sec- Forget it. Love you, Tenten-chan.
Naruto: I don't know. That never really crossed my mind. Whoa! Why didn't I think of that before? Hey, Dad!
Its ok. I did that once too with the chapters...
Hidan- Well I certainly do not, and why don't you people do something? Or should I buy a computer and donate it to the cause?
Naruto- Yup.
Sasuke-baka- Say whatever you want. It doesn't phase me. I haven't been mad at anyone except my brother in over a year now.
Sakura- Try telling that to Sasuke or Itachi-sama. And if me and my brother have to be best friends... well... cough
Itachi-sama- I do. Are you bored too?
Shino- Finally, so I'm not the only one who reads the Dresden Files. Where are you up to in the series... I'm not very far... I'm on the fourth book... I think it's called Summer Knight...
Orochimaru-sama- Yeah, but either way. I guess being a human isn't THAT bad, but still... it isn't THAT great either.
Kakuzu- Do you get bored there too?
Ztzu- Sure we can be friends, but Hidan might not like that...
Sincerely,
Rockcrab
Harrison: Oh, I see.
Hidan: That's good. Hm, well, once, we had a major tag game, but some people got cheap and started using jutsu.
Kakuzu: You used jutsu, just because you were too slow to catch anyone.
Hidan: Oh, please.
Harrison: You can go ahead and donate one. I might just intercept the package and steal it.
Kiba: You bastard!
Naruto: I see.
Sasuke: So, what? Does it look like I care? Suck it.
Sakura: Well, you know that Itachi did like his brother in the end… no matter how much of an ass he is.
Sasuke: Oh, please, Sakura, like you could resist me.
Sakura: Yeah… right.
Sasuke: -smiles-
Sakura: Oh… like that'll work.
Sasuke: -plays with his shirt and slowly unbuttons it-
Sakura: -wide-eyed-
Sasuke: I love you, Sakura-chan.
Sakura: Okay, okay. I give up! You win…
Shino: Are you
joking? I love the Dresden files! I was half-way through the third
book, but SOMEONE let Akamaru go wild and he tore up my book!!
Orochimaru: I suppose not, because if you're a rabbit, you can't really be a ninja, you know? No one's ever heard of a rabbit-nin before, have they? I don't think so.
Kakuzu: No, because people have money here. And as long as there is money to steal I am happy. Mwehehehehehe.
Zetsu: Ah, who gives a crap what he thinks or likes. I sure don't.
Kiba
Why do you
annoy Shino so much?
Between you and Naruto, who is the
loudest?
Kabuto
Hello cutie.
Why do people always assume
that you are not straight
hugs Kabuto but loses her
balance
Kidomaru
Hey Spiderman.
You're look cute with
your hair down
Shino
sits down next to Shino and holds his
hand
Do you enjoy wearing long jackets?
Favorite bug jutsu to
use?
Iruka
You're such a sweet guy and one of my favorite
characters.
hugs Iruka
Any advice on how to gain confidence?
Sonar
Kiba: Because it's FUN!! And he doesn't do anything back. Hm, I'm a little obnoxious but Naruto beats me hands-down!
Kabuto: Uh, hey. People think that, because I am Orochimaru-sama's servant. Gee, thanks?
Kidomaru: No, way. I am way cooler than Spiderman.
Shino: I like long jackets because that way I can stuff more insects in them. As for my favorite insect jutsu… that would be the one where I cover my opponent in insects and drain the life out of them.
Iruka: Oh, thank you. Uh… do your best, don't give up, uh… and work hard. It seems to work for Naruto.
Velvet: Ha!
Velvet
sticks a space for rent sign on Naruto's back with the arrow pointing
to the head.
Jadel laughs.
Velvet: Hey everyone?
Jadel
throws needles at Kabuto's back while he was not looking.
Jadel:
Well, I'm sure you hate KibaxShino pairings, Shino.
Jadel messes
up Kiba's hair and kidnaps Akamaru temporarily.
Velvet Sin walks
up to Iruka with a mask on and taps him on the back. Once he
turns...
Velvet: BOO!
Iruka does not seem to really scare
easily but he did nearly jump.
Velvet takes off the mask.
Velvet:
Hello Iruka-sensei. Any advice on how to deal with annoying people?
Same question to Shino & Neji-kun.
Velvet Sin
Naruto: Ha yourself! Hey! There's something in there. -points to his noggin- You! Shut up, you!
Kabuto: -substitution jutsu- Ha! You'll have to do better than that!
Shino: Of course. Are you kidding me? I'm not gay and Kiba is annoying.
Kiba: Argh! Don't touch my hair! Ahhh! Akamaru! No!!
Iruka: Oh, please! Do you honestly think that's going to work on me? I'm a shinobi. As for your problem, scold them or something. It seems to work on Naruto… to a point.
Shino: Nothing, really.
Neji: Eight-Trigrams them!
Kabuto
Do you dream
about Orochimaru alot?
Sasuke
Go into your little emo
corner or dye your hair brown or something. You are still an emo
cause you complain too much.
A Crazed sue
Kabuto: Uh, no. Not really. Why?
Sasuke: Why don't YOU go into your little emo corner AND dye your hair brown or something? Please…
I'm extremely happy right now,and I have a reason! My favorite show(Naruto) is on in less than an hour! Now behold my fangirlish-ness!
Sorry... -hugs
Zetsu-
Nothing's wrong with it, but sometimes people make you do
some pretty crazy shit over tomatoes. Now sour gummy worms I
understand going crazy over.
Sorry if it sounded rude, I just
really couldn't find anything to say. Will a naked picture of Sasuke
make it better? -hands Oro-sama a picture- Don't ask me where I got
that...
Yeah, I pushed the blade way too hard and cut myself. Of
course it doesn't sound weird to you, it wouldn't unless you're as
perverted as me.
It is, but I prefer something a little quieter,
like watching the flame on a candle.. It's pretty.
Nuh-uh Sakura,
it'll be me, him, and my sister. They make me laugh when they fight.
I know, I've been stalking you... Haha, I'm kidding, I haven't. It does? Everybody always says that you'd rip my head off if I tried something like that. -hugs Gaara again-
Harrison, I swear, everytime I review it always gets longer.
MyCookiesNotYours.
Harrison: It's alright. We're all fans.
Zetsu: Uh, okay… Thanks for the lavender sticks! -sniffs-
Sasuke: Tomatoes aren't that worth it… please. Oh, sour gummy worms are the bomb.
Orochimaru: Oh, it's quite alright. Oh boy! Time to break out the paper towels! Hehehehe…
Sasori: I don't see how that's perverted. I just said work on your wood handling … Oh, wait a minute, I get it!!
Deidara: I see… You support Sasori, don't you?! You think watching still stuff is cool, huh?!
Sakura: Yeah…right.
Gaara: Don't stalk me… it gives me nightmares. Yeah, hugs make me feel warm inside, like there's this little tingle.
Harrison: She sent you a myspace request to see the pics. She came to japan on her summer vacation and Kishimoto-sensei hated the glasses so he put them on karin. my cousin's half japanese and half trinidadian.
Sasuke: Then who does Sakura belong with? your not her mother you can't decide who she dates. Remember that when Naruto, Sai, Yamato, and Sakura went to sound to get you... she noticed Sai before she noticed you, Mabe she loves Sai more than YOU! da dun dun dun
Shikamaru: troublesome
Jiraiya: I am working on a new piece right now.
Itachi: Thats so awesome if its peiceful. You love your brother so much its touching. my brothers are too protective you older brothers are cool and sometimes really stupid. but we still love you. Right Sasuke.
Deidara: If art just comes and goes then eventually there would be no more art.
Sasori: your philosophy makes more sense.
Sakura: yOUR AWESOME
Naruto Hinata: Would you like the ramen now?
Orochimaru: Heres some more toilet paper
Madara: Die
Mikoto: Lets start planning the wedding.
Zetsu: are you sure...
Neji: me and Ten Ten said its not your fault. It was never your fault.
Ten Ten: keep telling Neji its not his fault and tell me his reaction
Pein: thanks i am ready
Sasuek Fangirls: Sasuek belongs with Sakura
Karin: i am not gonna stoop so low to argue with a biotch who thinks she all dat. i have proof sent in a myspace request. AT LEAST I DON'T TRY TO RAVISH A MAN IN HIS SLEEP.
Sai: why do you call Sakura ugly when she is pretty? Do you have a crush on her?
Ja-ne
Itachi-is-mine
Harrison: Oh, my…
Sasuke: Someone cool, who's not a jerk, and will treat her right. Yeah…
Naruto: That instantly rules you out, Teme.
Sasuke: No, no she doesn't like Sai more than me. Sai is just an emotionless freak, scratch that, and emotionless gay freak who is obsessed with penises. No, Sakura does not like Sai! No! She needs to know that I- nothing!!
Shikamaru: Yep, you should've asked me first.
Jiraiya: Will it be based off of my award-winning novels?
Itachi: I know. Right now, I don't have to worry about anything really, just on beating my paddleball record.
Deidara: Art is like a phoenix. It burns, explodes, dies, and the gets reborn. So, Ha! There would be more art.
Sasori: Thank you, I appreciate that.
Sakura: Oh, thank you so much! You do, too.
Naruto: Uh… sure.
Hinata: Why not?
Orochimaru: I never get tired of this picture. Mwehehehehe!!
Madara: After you.
Mikoto: Okay!
Zetsu: Why wouldn't I be?
Neji: Tell me. What's not my fault?!
Tenten: Neji-kun, it's not your fault?
Neji: Tenten, you're not helping!
Pein: Alright. So, how's your job going?
Sakura: Hell Yeah! Finally, someone agrees with me!
Sasuke: Oh…no? Oh, boy… Uh, sick, that's disgusting…
Karin: I am all that, you bitch! That proof is bull shit!! So, what if I do? What are you gonna do about it, huh?
Sai: Because Sakura is ugly. And no, I don't. I don't have feelings. Stupid…
Ok, Lets see... um...
Sasuke:Its ok to admit you like Sakura, if you 2 went out people wouldn't call you gay...think about it.
Konan:I LOVE YOUR BLUE HAIR!...sorry, but its pretty.
Gaara:But what I mean is you cant do actual fighting stuff...Its always sand...so like wouldn't you be screwed if that happened? And sand in the eyes HURT!
Pein:You never answerd my question...
Sasori:But I mean, do you ever think about what it may be like if they were alive? Like would you be in Akatsuki or not, would they be nice or not, or would they support or disown you for turning part puppet...ect. stuff like that.
Kakashi:No silly, its porn. Think...what pervert WRITES it?
Anko:Have you ever tried taking away his books?
Neji:Well thats good I guess. Is your uncle nice to you?
Itachi:Why do you miss him? I mean if he was old enough to kill...would you have killed him anyway?
Well, Im gone... Ja Ne!
Deidara'sPyroPartner75
Sasuke: No, it's not okay for me to admit that I love Sakura. No, you think about… fool.
Konan: Thanks, it's pretty awesome. -plays with her hair-
Gaara: I suppose so… I would imagine sand in the eyes would hurt.
Pein: Well, I am the ruler of my home village so, I don't need to miss anything, because I'm already there, get it?
Sasori: Ooh, that's good. -sigh- Yeah, they'd probably disown me for joining Akatsuki and being "part-puppet." But if they were alive, I wouldn't have relied on puppetry and I wouldn't have joined Akatsuki.
Kakashi: I'm telling you, it's a romantic novel.
Anko: Are you kidding? I read Icha Icha, too. And that's where we get our "inspiration." -giggles-
Neji: Yes, of course he's nice to me. To him, I'm like the son he never had.
Itachi: No, of course I wouldn't have killed him. I love Sasuke… in a brotherly way. The only extreme condition would be if he had been old enough to understand the relationship of the Uchiha clan with Konoha and what the mission was, then I would have… killed him… -sniffle-
Sasuke: Yeah, but,
you've known him for your entire life and during that time, you must
have trusted him and held him in some high-degree, so, if he didn't
send you the images, would you have turned so easily?
Yeah, I know
he told you. You just didn't want to believe it for a while, but
eventually you got to that point where it's like 'This makes more
sense than what Itachi told me...'
One more question: Do you now
regret killing your brother?
Jiraiya: Since you trained Pein,
do you think there is some conflicting view between Naruto and Pein's
ideas? Because Pein basically just wants peace, and so does
Naruto.
And to settle things with others, are Pein and Natuto
related? (I don't really think so myself but there ARE some people
out there who think so.
Kushina: -shrugs- maybe you should go and look for him now.
Naruto: I thought you hated him. I mean, if my dad sealed some big-ass fox that made the village hate me inside of me I'd be pretty pissed at him. But, the fox does make you cool, I must admit. It'll be sweet to see you go, like, full-blown 9-tails.
Shisui: Lmao, I thought you would be. As for attacking the village, do you mean with Suna and Oto or attack the village with Itachi?
Sakura: I had a feeling you'd say Naruto.
If you were close to capturing Sasuke, and the only way to get
him back to Konoha was to kill Naruto, would you do it?
Shukaku: Wait, aren't you some type of monk or something? And aren't monks pacifists? Which means you shouldn't be creating havoc... unless there's a special monk that can do that, but I doubt it.
Gaara: Right there with you.
Tenten: Sweet! Damnit, I need to find a way to get you outta there when this is done .
Hinata: I said any one BUT Naruto!
Here's for anyone who just feels like answering: If you could kill one person, who would it be? (if you're in Akatsuki and you answer, it has to be someone in Akatsuki. If you're not, than someone in your village. Or a missing nin from your village.)
Rikku iz out!
RikkuMadaraUchiha
Sasuke: I don't know… It did make a lot more sense than Itachi. But, no, I do not, I became stronger and a hero in the eyes of the Leaf village.
Jiraiya: Pein wants peace. Naruto just wants to become Hokage.
Naruto: Hey, that's not all. I-
Jiraiya: Zip it, kid. It's my turn to talk. No, Naruto is related to my student, Minato Namikaze. He is not, thank Kami, related to Pein.
Kushina: Maybe I will then. Sheesh.
Naruto: Do you hate your dad? I mean, maybe it was his fault for me being lonely, but he did give me my ultimate source of power. And, if I go nine-tails, then the Kyuubi will be released and I die, so, no.
Shisui: Yeah. No, I meant attacking the village with the Uchiha clan.
Sakura: Duh, he's my friend. -sigh- That's a tuffie. Uh… no, even if Sasuke would come back, there's no guarantee that he'll like me. So, I just lose a friend, to make one stay for who knows how long.
Shukaku: Yeah, I'm the ghost of a monk who was trapped in a tea kettle. I HATE TEA!! You can imagine why I'm angry.
Gaara: I know!
Tenten: Yes, please! But, only if Neji gets to go with me.
Hinata: Aw, that's not fair! I refuse to answer, then.
Harrison: That's all for now. Keep reading and reviewing! I demand it! Sayonara!