200- Peacock
"Is there a reason we chose the zoo for our team building day?" Mercedes asked, plugging her nose.
"Seemed like a good idea at the time," Tina said.
"Okay guys!" Will called. "We've seen the reptiles, the monkeys and the otters…where to next?"
"The bird exhibit is close," Rachel said excitedly.
"Please, for the love of god, yes," Quinn said, taking her hand. "It's all she's talked about all week."
"Alright, birds it is," Will said.
"Er…I think I'm going to sit this one out, if that's cool," Sam said.
"Defeats the purpose of team building, Trouty Mouth."
"Santana's right, Sam," Will said. "None of this is optional."
"No, I know…it's just…. I have a complicated relationship with birds."
"What does that mean?" Blaine asked.
"…I have ornithophobia…."
"You're afraid of birds?" Quinn asked.
"You would be too if you'd been attacked by a peacock at three years old!"
"Okay, so everyone who wants to go to the bird exhibit, follow Mr. Schue, and everyone who want to meet Sam's fishy brethren at the aquarium, go with him," Santana said.
"Santana…" Will said.
"What? Problem solved."
Will sighed. "Name calling aside, it's a good idea. Let's get moving, you guys."