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Mark-Mark

Roger-GuitarBoy63

Mimi-CatScratchgal

Angel-Angelbaby3

Collin's-Stoned4life

Joanne-JoanneJefferson123

Maureen-MooWithMe!

Benny-PayTheRent

-JoanneJefferson123 has just signed in-

-GuitarBoy63 has just signed in-

Guitarboy63: HA! I KNOW YOUR SECRET ABOUT THE TANGO!

JoanneJefferson123: Uh...what?

GuitarBoy63: I know about you and Mark!

JoanneJefferson123: Lemme guess? Online Secrets?

GuitarBoy63: Duh! I'm in the loop too!

JoanneJefferson123: Did you know they make up all there online secrets? Except for the ones about Angel

GuitarBoy63: Oh...Then I'm sorry for being an idiot

JoanneJefferson123: It's ok Roger....Now what did you wanna talk about?

GuitarBoy63: Oh yeah I decided not to move in with you it would be to much trouble for everyone

JoanneJefferson123: What made you decide that?

GuitarBoy63: My sane side

JoanneJefferson123: Your Sane side? So are you telling me you have more then one side?

GuitarBoy63: Yes! Finally Jo you get it! I'm just like Hannah Montana! I'm a Normal pot smoking guy by day and by night I'm Roger Davis super secret rockstar!

JoanneJefferson123: LOL

GuitarBoy63: Don't laugh! Your just jealous cause I got the best of both worlds! I'm chillin out and takin it slow then I rock out the show! I wear the hottest styles and I got every shoe in every color!

JoanneJefferson123: How? How you Chill out and takin it slow when Mark is a looney and your babysitting him? How do you have money for every shoe in every color and yet you can't pay the rent?

GuitarBoy63: STFU! ya know! You ruined my dreams Joanne! Is it my fault my CD's don't sell?

JoanneJefferson123: Ok Ok! I believe you! Your a secret rockstar Can we move on now and discuss Mark?

GuitarBoy63: Only if you promise not to give up my secret popstar name!

JoanneJefferson: Ok Fine I won't

GuitarBoy63: How do you know you won't? I never told it to you!

JoanneJefferson123: Ok Fine lemme guess.....Hannah Montana?....Alexis Texas?....Bucky Kentucky?.....Neil Nebraska?....Omar Ohio?....Peter Pennsylvania?

GuitarBoy63: What kinda dumb names are those? That's not my secret popstar name! None of them are!

JoanneJefferson123: Ok fine what is it?

GuitarBoy63: Adam Pascal

JoanneJefferson123: Sorry I know who he is but you don't look a damn thing like him

GuitarBoy63: That's because I use a wig to hide my real identity! Roger Davis! So don't tell anyone

JoanneJefferson123: K Fine I won't tell so now if your not moving in with me what's going to happen to Mark? he needs help I think Maureen is faking it because she wants attention

GuitarBoy63: I'm sending Mark to the Nut House!

-Mark has just signed in-

Mark: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

JoanneJefferson123: Oh God he's back!

GuitarBoy63: How the hell did you even get near a computer?

Mark: Help....Markdksflhjdgsdghhgfn ..................................Broke into my house//////////cissdbchjcbmCCCCCcccccccccc....Paiiuuuuuuuuuu

GuitarBoy63: Who the hell is Paiiuuuuuuuuu?

Mark: PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE LAST SENTENCE!

JoanneJefferson123: Mark who's house did you break into?

GuitarBoy63: And why are they talking like that? did you slam someones face into the keyboard?

Mark: Maybe ^_^

JoanneJefferson123: Who's face did you slam?

Mark: Paul I hate him he's creepy!

GuitarBoy63: I HATE PAUL TOO! He Tried touching me at one of the life support meetings! I guess I'm not gonna punish you for this one

Mark: Marky Bored....I wanna do a crossword puzzle

JoanneJefferson123: Roger! Mark why don't you come back to the loft?

Mark: Why don't you shut the fuck up?

GuitarBoy63: Look Mark how about you come back to the loft and I'll bake you some cookies!

Mark: I hate your cookies! You always burn them! I want Angel to make me some cookies

GuitarBoy63: Ok fine Angel said she's gonna make you some cookies

Mark: Are you just saying that to get me to come back?

GuitarBoy63: Uh....No....Hehehehe Angel IS going to make you cookies she promised

Mark: Oh Ok then! I'll be home in 10 minutes.....Should I untie Paul?

JoanneJefferson123: Yes!

GuitarBoy63: No!

Mark: Ok I won't I'm coming now Roger

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JoanneJefferson123: So now what? he's gonna be pissed that theres no cookies!

GuitarBoy63: He won't have time the second I get him in this door he's getting placed in the nut house

JoanneJefferson123: Good luck with that Rog! I gotta go!

GuitarBoy63: Yeah me too I have a concert tonight!

JoanneJefferson123: Uh-Huh...Sure...Bye

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GuitarBoy63: Eh...Figures she woulden't believe me I better shower and take this stupid long wig off.....The concert starts in 3 hours

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