Oh No, Not Again!
Chapter 12 -- The Twilight Zone and Santa Clause
Disclaimer: Not Mine.
Happy New Year!
Frizz: Happy New Year Everybody! -Blows noise maker- -Lights fireworks- -Drops giant glass ball on Jessica's head-
Jessica: OWWW!
Sarah: I thought you watched the Twilight Zone on New Years.
Frizz: Yes, but the episode now is boring, so I decided to do this!
Riker: I love the Twilight Zone!
Frizz: Really? What's your favorite episode?
Riker: Probably "It's a Good Life". That kid gave me the creeps.
Frizz: Mine is "Mute". Or "Will the Real Martian Please Stand". Or "The Masks". Or maybe…
Worf: I believe you do not have a favorite episode!
Data: My favorite is "I Sing the Body Electric".
Capt. Picard: That's oddly fitting.
Frizz: That title is so weird!
House: My favorite is "The Monsters are Due on Maple Street".
John and Brian: What is the Twilight Zone?
Frizz: Science fiction!
Dr. Bashir: My favorite episode is "To Serve Man".
Entipy: Woo! Deep Space 9!
Jessica: I really should start watching this show. Then I may have an idea of what was going on.
Dr. Bashir: -Disappears-
Queen Lydia Liliuokalani: Is disappearing the same as vanishing?
Queen Lydia Liliuokalani: -Vanishes-
Just then, Santa Clause walked by
Fred: Go away! You're holiday was five days ago!
Capt. Picard: Now, now, you shouldn't be mean to Santa Clause.
Santa Clause: I need directions to the South Pole.
John: Go straight to the North Pole…
Santa Clause: Umhum…
John: And go straight down.
Santa Clause: Thanks! Bye!
Sarah: You know, we've been Somewhere Interesting for the whole fic. Let's go somewhere else.
Sarah: -Brings everyone to the North Pole-
Frizz: -Stares at John and Brian- -Begins grinning again-
Once again, Happy New Year! Just so you know, the thing with Santa Clause was writer's block Worst. Case. Scenario.