Disclaimer: Been so long since I've written… What were these things for again? XD Alright, I finally got something of Hellsing! (A dvd, go me, lol) But I don't own the rights. Dmn…

Alright… I'm just gonna jump right back into it…. (I hope) Sooo…..

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"Feel better?" Walter asked when the gunfire finally stopped. It seemed Zero was finally out of bullets.

"No…"

Alucard was still grinning even from his current position as a new, very bloody, kitchen rug. Still enraged, Zero put the barrel to Alucard's forehead, pushed between his eyes, and pulled the trigger. "Now I do." He smirked as the vampire was thrown backward by the blast.

Integra stepped back out of the boy's way as he stalked through the room right out the door. "Alucard, what brought this on? And fix your jaw before you answer…."

She pinched her nose, just remembering the unwanted guest still behind her. "Anderson, as always you picked a hell of a time to visit."

"I know. Just wanted to be sure Kiryu could handle himself against your servant. Seems the boy will be fine-though I can't believe you beat us out on getting the boy for the summer."

"Neither can I…"

She acted irritated, though she knew exactly the reason.

"Well Alucard, it seems I'm not needed around here if the kid can take you down with a few bullets." Anderson laughed before leaving the kitchen.

"Alucard! Pull yourself together, you useless nuisance!" He smiled at Integra's ranting all the way to the front doors.

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"You took him apart?! No way!" Anderson saw the boy, Zero, standing in the yard flanked by some of the Hellsing soldiers.

"I would kill to see that!"

Zero chuckled at that. "He'd probably kill you if you saw it."

"Yeah, but it would still be worth it."

"ZEROOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh, shit…. Later kid!" The Geese scattered (oddly enough reminding of their namesake) into the four winds.

"What the bloody hell brought that on!?!" Anderson ducked behind a corner as Integra rushed by, not wanting to be seen.

"Brought what on?" Sarcastic, Anderson suppressed a chuckle. A little voice in his head said that this could get interesting.

"Blowing apart half my kitchen and my servant! Who, do need I to remind you, is also your teacher!"

"He deserved it…"

"How so?"

"He knows what he did."

"…" Integra was on the verge of exploding in rage, and all Zero did was look at her with the most indifferent stare. "That's it!!!!! You're training with the Geese for a week! Boot and surveillance training only! No targets, no combat, no missions-No Alucard!"

"Fine with me… You people are the only ones who think I want to be around that damn vampire."

"…" Integra turned a rather intriguing shade of red before dashing off for the house.

Anderson watched all this, half knowing of the smile he wore. Integra was acting more like a mother to the boy than anything, and that could become useful information…

"Guess I better get started." Zero gave a sigh and trotted off after one of the soldiers that had finally showed up in the open.

"She got you good, didn't she?" He asked with a raised brow to the teen.

"Maybe, but I got him better."

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"Anderson's still down there Sir Integra." Walter watched from the window.

"Well maybe if I'm lucky he'll see the boy do something inhuman and take care of him."

"Sir!"

"…I'm joking Walter." She turned her attention to the vampire that was leaning against a nearby wall, who looked like everything became one big joke. "And as for you, what did you do to cause that little episode in my kitchen?"

Alucard just smiled, still holding his arm in place so it would remain attached.

"Another 'game' of yours Alucard?" The butler accused.

"Hush Walter, you'll ruin my fun. It was my fault, not the boy's if that will lighten his sentence."

Integra let out a small mock laugh at this. "And let you off the hook to go out for lessons? Don't think so. What did you do?!"

"I was just setting up another lesson Master, that's all."

"Was it how to destroy your tutor in so many shells?" Walter helped out, getting a leer from Integra as Alucard laughed.

"How to take care of an intruder was more my along my thought process. He passed only because you interfered Master. So I'm counting it as minus 30 points- A 'C' I believe is what the humans would call it I think…"

"ALUCARD!"

"I'm still right here so there's no need to shout, even if I am still half gun-deaf…"

"That would be what the humans call an F… He failed to silence the target." Walter couldn't help but laugh at Integra's sudden humor, even if the visual was that of an angry blonde that was somehow glaring down a man twice her size.

"If I might add… I believe he gets a D for the night then." Walter quickly made an exit before either of them could do the math.

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Walter headed outside to where he had spotted the priest watching Zero. The one he was looking for was long gone. "Alucard, if you get that boy killed -I will seal you away myself."

Author's Corner

Back to this again?

Shut up… It took you long enough to get out of the coffin and come talk to me! Geez! I was weeks shy of a year!

I was tired. Don't we get a break? After all you ask for one all the time.

Give me a break…

See?

SHUT UP!

Then how am I to tell you the rest of the story?

… ZERO!!!!! I'm borrowing your gun!

"The hell you are! I'm killing him first!"

Great… here we go again…