A/N:I know it's been months since I updated and I have no excuse short of me just being too lazy to write. But since it's the summer I'm going to try my best to complete this story as well as another story that I'm writing. I'll be writing although I don't have access to the internet at my house so I'll try to update all the chapters I have completed whenever I go to the library. So hopefully by the time it's time for me to go back to school, I would have finish both my stories and after that I'm going to stick to writing one-shots for a while before taking on another multi-chapter story. So thanks to everyone who is sticking it out with me and these long writing droughts I keep having.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, or (unfortunately) Jasper. I also don't own Sydney White (Kappa Song) or Sorority Wars (Delta song).
Chapter 11: Relaxing Weekend!
Bella P.O.V.
Movie night turned into a sleepover in the living room. I woke up stretched out on one of the couches with Jasper arm wrapped tightly around my waist pulling me back towards him. My head is using his other arm as a pillow. His face is buried in my hair and I can hear a soft snoring coming from him. I gently move his arm from my waist and sit up on the couch. I see Emmett and Rose on the other couch with her lying almost completely on top of him. Edward and Alice are curled up on the love seat with her sitting in his lap and her head buried in his chest. Edward legs are propped up on the coffee table and his head is thrown back. I smile as I look behind me at Jasper.
I gently shake Jasper's shoulder trying to get him to wake up. He mumbles something before swatting at my hand. I shake him again, this time a little harder. His eyes slowly open and he smiles when he sees me there.
"Hey what's going on?" Jasper whispers, before sitting up and stretching.
"Well I was about to go for my morning run and I wanted to see if you wanted go with me. And on the way back we can stop and grab breakfast for everyone." I tell him standing up so that he can get all the way up.
"Sounds good!" he says.
"Okay I'm going to go change in the bathroom and you can change in my room if you want, since there isn't a boy's bathroom on this hall." I say going into my room and grabbing a pair of jogging shorts and a tank out of my dresser and my toiletries off the table near my door; before walking out into the hall.
"I actually have to use the bathroom, so I'll just change in the guy's bathroom on the next hall, and I'll meet you back over here when I'm done." He says grabbing his bag from where he had dropped it last night and following me out the door.
He leans down and places a quick kiss on my lips before heading down the hall and out the door. I shake my head at the silly grin that seems to be a custom to being around him. I quickly use the restroom, change my clothes, and wash my face and brush my teeth; before heading back to my room.
Jasper comes in a minute after me and waits while I put on my running shoes before we head out the door. We slowly walk to the running trail in silence. When we reached the trail we both did our individual stretches before we started down the trail at a slow steady pace.
"So if I get into Kappa what should I expect for hell week?" I ask him.
"Well Sommet is a lot stricter about hell week than most colleges. No alcohol is allowed in any of the week events, and no kind of verbal or physical abuse. So must of the frats on campus do different sporting events and we make the pledges clean the frat house from top to bottom and then they are each given an individual frat brothers to whom they are they're personal assistant for the rest of the week. And it's the brothers who has the biggest influence on whether a pledge because a member or not." He answers speeding up a little.
"Okay so what does most of the sororities do to their pledges?" I ask, keeping pace with him.
"Well I'm not really sure what the sororities do because by time hell week comes I'm usually hiding from Lauren. Somehow for the past 2 years that girl has been assigned to me…" he starts, before I cut him off.
"Wait…" I say, stopping to stare at him. "What do you mean assigned to you?"
"Well Delta does this thing where each of the girls; pledges and full members, each have to become like a personal assistant to a guy from one of the frats. And ever since freshman year Lauren has been assigned to me." He says, wrapping his arm around my neck. "And somehow it always ends up with her in my room with little to no clothes on."
"Well she better not pull that shit this year, because I have no problem with beating her ass." I tell him causing him to laugh.
"Babe you know Lauren of course she's going to try something. But don't worry it'll be shut down every time she does." He says, pulling me around so we can head back up the trail.
"Okay but if she ends up anywhere near your room, clothed or not, I will be beating her ass." I tell him.
"Sounds good to me; now let's go get some breakfast cause I'm starving." He says, taking off up the trail, making me sprint to catch up with him.
We run to the little diner on the edge of campus and place our order. We both get a glass of water while we wait.
"Are you worried about what's going to happen during hell week?" he asks, taking my hand and lacing our fingers together.
"Not really! First I have to see if I even got a bid, and I can take anything these girls throw at me. I'm kind of a badass that way!" I tell him, laughing.
"Trust me if Rose and Alice had anything to say about it, you got that bid." He says, taking a drink of his water.
"Yeah I know!" I say as the waitress sits the bags of food down on the counter in front of us. "Thank you!"
We both grab a bag, and head out of the diner. It took 5 minutes for us to walk to my dorm. As we walk in the door, the rest of the guys are starting to wake up. I sit the bags I have down on the counter before grabbing a couple plates and silverware from the kitchen.
"FOOD!" Emmett yells, causing me to jump and almost drop the plates.
"Emmett we have neighbors, keep it down." I tell him, as Rose smacks him in the back of the head.
"Ouch Rosie!" he says with a pout forming on his lips.
"Thanks Bells, thanks Jazz." Alice says, skipping towards the table pulling a barely awake Edward behind her.
"No problem!" I say, taking a seat beside Jazz, and pulling the food out of the bags.
"Babe this is yours." Jazz says, handing me my pecan with chocolate chips waffle.
"Thanks baby!" I say, leaning over and grabbing one of the containers of bacon.
"So Rose and Aly can either of you tell me what I'm in for during hell week?" I ask, casually.
"Well we can't tell you that much about it because we don't know what Mya is planning for this year." Aly says, between bites of her waffle.
"Well actually I know what she's planning but I've been sworn to secrecy, so my lips are sealed." Rose says, coming to the table with a jug of orange juice and a couple of glasses in her hand.
"Really? It's top secret! Are you guys going to make us do something illegal? Cause if you are than I'm down!" I say, making everyone laugh.
"It is not anything illegal or harmful; at least I don't think it is." Rose says, handing Edward the jug of juice.
"Well damn I thought hell week was going to be interesting. Can you at least force me to punch Lauren in the face?" I ask pouting a little.
"As much fun as that would be for everyone involved hell week events can't be harmful to the pledge or anyone else." Alice says smirking at me.
"Of course it can't!" I say rolling my eyes.
"Sorry for disappointing you; but you're just going to have to wait and see like all the other pledges." Rose says, not looking the least bit sorry.
"Alright fine! Just know I don't do bathrooms, so if that's on the list anywhere you can go ahead and count me out right now." I tell her.
"Really bathrooms are the only thing you won't do? You're down for something illegal but you won't clean a bathroom?" Edward asks me, one of his eyebrows raised in silent question.
"The bathroom is the dirtiest room in any house, and Lord only knows what people do in them. And I happen to be a little OCD so the thought of touching someone else's filth is very disturbing to me." I explain to him.
"Then how do you handle living in the dorms with a shared bathroom?" Jas asks his fork inches from his mouth.
"I use the same shower every time and I have cleaning products that I take to the bathroom with me and I clean out the shower before I use it. And I have the Clorox wipes that I take with me everywhere and I wipe down the toilets and sinks before I use them." I explain causing everyone to gawk at me.
"Dude you're not a little OCD! You are borderline extreme." Emmett says shaking his head at me.
"I'm going to have to agree with Em on that one." Alice says.
"Yeah I know! I use to be a lot worse about it when I was younger. It got to the point where my mom would have to take me home from school three times a day to use the bathroom. Because I would have a panic attack at the thought of using the bathroom at school. And she had to clean the bathroom at home every night before I would use it the next day." I tell them.
"WOW!" they all say at the same time.
"It actually got worse than that…"
"How is that even possible?" Rose asks staring at me in shock.
"By the time I got to 5th grade my mom had to homeschool me because my anxiety had stretched past the bathroom to the whole school. I would literally have a panic attack if someone mentioned me going to school. At that point my parents thought it would be a good idea to go see someone about my OCD."
"So how long were you homeschooled for?" Jas asks.
"Until my freshman year of high school and even then I would only go half a day. I had to work up to being there all day long like a normal student."
"That must have been really hard to deal with." Edward comments going back to his food.
"It was difficult and challenging sometimes but I think in the long run it made me stronger and it challenged me to work hard to overcome things that other people might find impossible." I say. "So anyway I don't do bathrooms."
"Don't worry I'll make sure you don't have to go anywhere near a bathroom." Rose says.
"That's all I ask!" I say before finishing up my food.
After I'm done eating I take my dishes into the kitchen and rinse them off before putting them in the dishwasher. I head to my room and grab a pair of shorts and a tank top from my dresser and my toiletries and towel and everything else before heading out to take a shower. After my usual routine I quickly take a shower and get out and get dressed just as Alice and Rose are coming into the bathroom.
"Hey the guys just left. Jas said that he will call you after his shower and see what you wanted to do today. But I told him to not bother because we are going shopping." Alice says, skipping over to one the showers and turning it on.
"Wait since when are we going shopping?" I ask brushing my hair.
"Since Alice went snooping through our closets and decided that we were lacking on wearable clothes." Rose says, glaring at Alice in the mirror.
"Most of my clothes are brand new Alice." I tell her turning around to look at her.
"Oh I know but a girl can never have too many clothes." Alice says smiling at me.
"I beg to differ. Alice you already have too many clothes. You're barely able to fit the clothes you have now in your closet and you want to get more?" I ask, turning back around to the mirror.
"That's what Edward's closet is for." She says before pulling off her robe and stepping in the shower.
I roll my eyes at her back before looking over a Rose who is brushing her teeth.
"There is something wrong with that girl!" I say.
"You just now figured that out? And the fact that her dad gave her a black card with no limit to it doesn't really help matters." She says, rinsing off her toothbrush and putting it back in its case. "Now if you excuse me I'm going to hop in the shower and try to get my body to relax enough to deal with the shopping demon."
"Wait shopping demon?" I ask looking at her confused.
"Oh yeah I forgot you haven't been shopping with Alice before. The last time I went shopping with her I could barely walk for two days after, I had blisters on feet." Rose says wincing at the memory.
"Oh My God! How does that even happen?" I ask kind of scared for my health.
"It's from 8 hours of nothing but walking from one store to another with barely any breaks in between." Rose says. She must have caught the look of pure horror on my face because she quickly added to that. "Don't worry the guys are coming with us and Edward is usually able to reign her in. And beside after last time I set two of her favorite outfits on fire, and she promised to never forced me to do that again."
"Well he better because I love the girl but I will kill her!" I say making Rose laugh. I grab my things and head out the door calling over my shoulder. "I'll be my room whenever you guys are ready."
I get to my room and throw my dirty clothes in the hamper and put the rest of my stuff up before laying across my bed and pulling my laptop towards me. Might as well try to Skype my parents while I wait. I log on and instantly see that my mom is on. I send her a call request and wait only a few seconds before it starts to connect.
"Belly Bee!" My mom yells her face inches from the screen.
"Hey mom! You know you don't have to be that close to the screen right?" I ask laughing at her excitement.
"Sorry." She says pulling back and looking at me. "It's so good to see you! How are you? Are you eating enough? Do you need anything?"
"I'm fine mom. Yes I'm eating enough and no I don't need anything. I'm getting ready to head out to go shopping with Rose and Alice and the guys. And I'm waiting on them to get ready so I figured I'd get in a quick Skype session with you guys while I waited." I tell her.
"Wait someone actually got you to shop? And what guys? Bella do you have a boyfriend? Why didn't you tell me? What does he look like? Does he treat you right? Are you having sex?" Mom asks, firing off one question after another not giving me room to get a word in edge wise.
"Woo mom calm down. Now Alice is forcing Rose and me to go shopping. The guys are Emmett, Edward, and Jasper. I've told you about them before, remember? Yes I do have a boyfriend, it's Jasper. I didn't tell you because he just asked me to be his girlfriend yesterday." I tell her, trying to answer all her questions. "I'll send you a picture of him so you can see for yourself what he looks like. Yes he treats me right. And no I'm not having sex with him."
"Well okay you had me worried for a minute there. I mean I want you to have fun but I'm way too young to be a grandmother." My mom says with a nervous laugh.
"There will be no grandbabies anytime soon." I tell her as I hear a knock on the main door. "Mom hold on someone just knocked on the door."
"Okay honey."
I go and open the door and see the guys standing in the doorway.
"How did ya'll shower and get dress that quick? And why didn't you guys just use your key to get in?" I ask them standing back so they can come in.
"Babe we're not girls it doesn't take us that long to shower and get dress. There really not that much thought put into it." Jas says kissing my cheek as he walks past.
"And Rosie took my key away!" Emmett says with a pout.
"And I left mines at the house, because I thought Em had he's." Edward says.
"Are Rose and Alice still showering?" Jas asks, standing next to me.
"Yeah they should be done soon though. Well Rose should be done soon. Anyway Jas I need you to do me a favor." I tell him grabbing his hand and pulling him towards my room, Edward and Em following behind us.
"Okay! What's the favor darling?" he asks, smiling down at me as we enter my room.
"Say hi to my mom!" I tell him pointing at my laptop, where my mom is sitting there with a shock look on her face.
"Hi Mrs. Swan!" Jasper says, waving at my mom, whose eyes are flicking back in forth between Jas and me.
"Hello! You must be Jasper." My mom says before looking past us. "And you guys must be Emmett and Edward."
"Yes ma'am!" Jasper says with a breathtaking smile on his face.
"Wow Belly Bee I understand why you wanted to go to Texas now!" My mom says winking at me, causing the guys to laugh.
"Mother!" I yell mortified. "That is not why I decided to come to school here."
"Honey it's okay I understand. Hot guys with sexy accents and panty dropping smiles, I wouldn't mind being there myself." She says, winking at the guys who just smiled at her.
"Mom! Seriously?" I ask grabbing my laptop. "I have to go! I'll call you later, Love you!"
I end the call before she could say anything else to completely mortify me. I can tell that my face is burning red probably making me resemble a tomato. I turn to face the guys, who all have matching smirks on their faces. Smug assholes!
"I like your mom darling!" Jas says chuckling at the glare I shoot him.
"I have to agree with Jas on that." Emmett says, Edward nodding his agreement.
"Well I'll be sure to tell her that." I say as Alice and Rose walk into my room.
"What's going on? And Bella why are you so red? What did you guys do?" Rose asks before glaring at the three smirking idiots.
"Well apparently Bella's mom thinks that we are hot guys with sexy accents and panty dropping smiles." Emmett says, earning a death glare from me.
"How do you know what Bella's mom thinks of you?" Alice asks looking confuse.
"Oh Bella was on Skype with her mom when we got here. And her mom said so." Edward tells Alice pulling her to his side.
"Wait your mom said that out loud with the guys standing here?" Rose asks laughter in her voice and dancing in her eyes.
"Yep! My mother lives to traumatize me, and this is a new low for her." I tell them, going over to my mirror and checking out my face which was thankfully returning to its normal color. "So are we going?"
"Yep as long as everyone is ready we can head out." Alice says.
"Which cars are we taking?" Edward asks.
"Well we are going to need at least two cars with a lot of trunks space." Alice says. "So obviously Jasper is out. And my car wouldn't be big enough and neither would Roses."
"We can take my Range Rover it has plenty of space." I volunteer.
"And we can take my jeep." Emmett says.
"Alright sounds good to me." Alice says, heading out of the room with everyone else following her.
I put my laptop down on my bag before grabbing my purse and keys off my dresser and following them out. We head out to the parking lot where Emmett's jeep is already parked. I look at him with my eyebrow raised in question.
"We always take my jeep!" He says in answer to my unspoken question.
We split up into cars Em and Rose hopping in his jeep while Jasper got shotgun in my Range Rover with Alice and Edward getting the back seat. I hop in and dock my iPod, before cranking it and following Em out of the parking lot and onto the highway.
It's a 15 minute drive to the mall and most of it is spent with Alice and Edward pretty much dry humping in my backseat and me threating them that if they even attempted to have sex in my car I would cut up every credit card Alice has and take a bat to Edward's Ashton Martin. After those threats they quickly separated to opposites ends of the seat both with matching glares on their faces, causing Jasper and I to burst out laughing.
"You don't threatening someone's credit cards Bella." Alice says glaring at me.
"And stay away from my car." Edward adds.
"Don't worry you both had enough sense to stop before doing those things became necessary." I tell them with a smirk on my face.
"You would have seriously done that wouldn't you?" Jas asks me laughing holding my free hand.
"Hell yeah! There will be nobody having sex in this car, unless it's me." I tell him winking at him.
"Promises, promises!" He says, kissing the back of my hand.
"Keep that up and it won't be long before they become reality." I tell him.
"Oh will you guys cut it out? I'm starting to get nauseous!" Alice says but I could hear the smile that she was fighting to hide.
"No more nauseous than we were with you two dry humping in the backseat." Jasper says, causing Alice to smack him in the back of the head. "Hey watch it Pixie!"
"Call me Pixie again and when it comes times for you guys to make those promise realities you won't have anything to do it with." Alice sneers at him, causing Jasper to pale and grab himself and Edward to chuckle at his reaction.
"Alright chill the hell out Aly! No need to be fucking up my future sex life!" I tell her pulling into the mall parking lot and parking beside Emmett in one of the first rows.
"Well tell Lover boy to watch it!" Alice says; before getting out the car, Edward following behind her.
"That girl scares me sometimes!" Jasper says his hand still covering his junk.
"Don't worry babe, I'll protect you. She may scare you, but I will kick her little Pixie ass." I tell him leaning over the console and kissing him.
We stayed that way for a few minutes until there was a loud banging on my driver side window, causing both of us to jump back in surprise. I turn to see Emmett standing there with a shit-eating grin on his face.
"Let's go before this buffoon breaks my window." I tell Jasper.
I shut off the car and hop out, before leaning over and grabbing my purse. I shut the door and hit the lock and alarm buttons before walking over to Jasper and taking his hand.
"So where to first?" Rose asks looking over at Aly.
"Well first we start with clothes, next comes shoes, then accessories, and finally makeup." Alice says, walking towards the entrance to the mall.
"How long is this going to take?" I ask Alice.
"2-3 hours tops." Alice says back, causing everyone to groan.
"What?" I ask.
"That usually means 5 to 6 hours." Rose says.
"She has life fucked up if she thinks I'm going to be here for 6 hours." I say.
~~~ 5 HOURS LATER ~~~
"Alice I swear God if you don't come the hell on, your ass with your shit will be walking back to campus." I yell at Alice.
"Bella it's only been 2 hours and I said 3 tops." Alice says looking at the different earring the saleswoman had laid out for her.
"Alice it has been 5 hours and Rose and I stop buying stuff 2 hours ago. Hell Rose and Emmett left an hour ago. Plus we don't have any room left in my car for all of this shit." I tell her, struggling with the last bit of patience that I had left in my body to not hit her.
"Bella I haven't even looked at make-up yet. One more hour won't kill you." She says before turning to the saleswoman, who is staring between us with shock at my outburst. "I will take these two please."
"You're right it won't kill me." I say causing Jasper and Edward, who had been standing beside me quietly, to gasp and look at me in surprise. Jasper started to say something but I continued on my little rant before he could get it out. "It'll kill you! Cause if I'm in this mall for another 30 minutes let alone an hour, I will choke you to death."
"Okay babe calm down a little. How about me and you go grab a yogurt or something and by the time we get back Alice will be done. Right Edward?" Jasper says, glaring at Edward who looked like he was stuck between a rock and a hard place. He stood there quietly shifting between the option of a disappointed Alice or a murderous Bella, before making his choice.
"Yep we'll be ready when you guys get back." He says before heading over to the make-up cabinet, where Alice was currently holding court.
"Fine but if they aren't ready when we get back. I will punch her in her face." I tell Jasper as he pulls me out of the store.
"Sounds fair to me!" He says, kissing the side of my head.
We got in line to get some frozen yogurt when my day went from bad to worse.
"Well-well what do we have here?" Came that nasally voice that could only belong to the one person I didn't want to see.
"Ignore her!" Jasper says pulling me closer to his side.
"As if you could ignore me Jasper. We both know that you notice me as soon as I walk into the room. I mean I can't blame you, who wouldn't. I just wish you would stop playing hard to get already." Lauren says, coming to stand beside Jasper, rubbing her finger down his arm.
I jerk Jasper away from her and step in between them.
"Put your hand on my man again and you'll be pulling back a nub. Now do yourself a favor and walk away right now, cause I'm not in the mode and I have a very short fuse right now." I growl stepping closer to her.
"Oh look Raggedy Ann decided to stop ignoring me. Too bad I don't give a damn about anything you have to say. Now didn't I tell you to stay the fuck away from Jasper, you little hobbit. I see I'm gonna have to beat that ass again…" she says.
That was it! I had reached my ending point. I lunged at her tackling her to the ground, pinning her arms to the floor with my knees and started punching her in her face. I got in a good six punches before Jasper grabbed me pulling me off of her. I struggled to get away from Jasper, which caused him to pick me up and throw me over his shoulder and walk away for me.
"Just wait this shit ani't over!" I yell back at her.
Jasper walks into the store where Edward and Alice are still at the counter.
"Jas put me down!" I tell him.
"No you're staying where you are until we get to the car." He says back, walking over to Edward and Aly. "Time to go guys."
"Jas I'm not finish!" Alice whines.
"Well get finish Aly! Cause we have a serious ass problem. And unless you want to bail Bella out of jail, we need to leave now." Jasper snarls, causing Aly and Edward to look at him in surprise.
"Why are you carrying Bella?" Edward asks him.
"It's the only way I know to stop her from going back to the food court and continuing to beat the fuck out of Lauren. Now can we go before security gets here?" Jasper says his voice showing how pissed he was starting to get.
"Yeah let me pay for this stuff! I'll take all of this please." Alice says to the saleswoman.
The woman quickly rings Alice up and Edward grabs the bags before following Jasper out of the store and towards the mall entrance. Just as we were about to walk out we hear Lauren screaming.
"There she is right there! Get her!"
We look back and see her marching towards us with two security guards following behind her. Jasper's sits me down and we all look at each other before making a run for it. Thank God I parked close to the entrance. I quickly hit the locks for the door and we all dive in. I crank up and am pulling out of the parking spot by the time that Lauren and the security guards get to the front door. I quickly speed out of the parking lot and onto the highway heading back to the school.
"Dude she had blood all over her shirt. How many times did you hit her?" Alice says, leaning over the seat so she could look at me.
"5 or 6 times!" I say.
"12 babe! You hit her 12 times before I was able to pull you off." Jasper says, running his finger over my bloodied knuckles. Well how didn't I notice that? Let alone notice that I had hit the girl that many times.
"Seriously?" I ask looking over at Jasper, who nods his head. "It did not seem like I hit her that many time. I seriously only remember hitting her 6 times."
"I just stood there for the first couple in complete shock at the fact you had just tackled her. Then I finally snapped out of it when someone started screaming for security. Luckily I was able to pull you off of her before they got there."
"Man I can't believe I lost control like that. I don't know what it is about that girl that drives me to the point of violence, pretty much every time I see her. But she better stay the fuck away from me." I say to no one in general. "But it didn't help that I was already ready to murder you Aly." I shoot her a glare quickly.
"Okay so maybe I over did it on your first shopping trip with me. But I'll be better about it next time." Alice admits.
"Maybe? Maybe over did it? There's no maybe about it. And I'm telling you now there will be no more shopping trips for me. I hate shopping! I came against my better judgment today, that won't happen again." I tell her.
"But Bella…" She starts to whine.
"Save it Alice! I said no and I'm not changing my mind, so get over it." I shut her down quickly.
We drive in silence the rest of the way to school. I grab all of my bags, since I only have about 8, and tell Jasper to help Edward with Alice's. I wait until they get everything out of the car, both boys loaded down with bags while Alice is only carrying two. I roll my eyes at her before hit the lock and alarm and heading into the dorm behind Alice. Alice holds every door open for us. When we get to the room Alice unlocks the door and I take my bags to my room before heading to the kitchen to wash the blood off my hand.
I walk in to see Rose and Emmett arguing over what take-out to order. Rose glances over at me and starts to turn back to Em when she notices the blood.
"Oh My God Bella what happened to you?" She freaks, causing Em to look over at me.
"Don't worry it's not mines." I say rinsing the blood off before squirting dish washing liquid into my hands.
"Oh My God Bella please tell me you did not kill Aly. Because I'm not helping you bury the body." She shrieks.
"No I didn't kill Aly!" I snap at her.
"Then who's blood is it?" Emmett asks.
"Lauren's! And before you go there, Rose. No I did not kill her."
"No she just beat the fuck out of her." Jasper says walking into the kitchen, Edward and Alice right behind him. He tells Rose and Emmett everything that had happen.
"Damn Bells I knew you were badass but WOW!" Em says staring at me in awe.
"Bella how did you learn to fight like that?" Edward asks.
"Well my dad is the Chief of Police so he made sure that I could defend myself. I've taking self-defense classes since I was 13. Plus I've been doing karate since I was 5, and I'm a third-degree black belt." I tell them, drying my hands on a paper towel.
"Dude you're so badass!" Emmett says bouncing up and down.
"Thanks Em!" I tell him. "But what I did today was not okay. I took those classes in order to learn how to defend myself not to attack people. It's just that whenever Lauren's around all of my self-control goes flying out the window and I just want to strangle her. I've never met someone who could get that reaction out me."
"Honey Lauren can make a nun want to beat her ass. So don't worry about it. And she's not crazy enough to go to the police, cause you can always press charges on her and the dumb hoes jumping you in the bathroom." Rose tells me. "Now how about we stop talking about that slutbag and just focus on having a little fun. Em and I got some supplies for us to have our own little party."
The rest of the night was filled with music playing, laughter, and lots of vodka on my part.
The next morning the thought of moving made me groan in pain. Damn how much did I drink last night? I slowly opened my eyes but quickly snap them shut with another groan, as the sunlight hit my face. God, will someone close the fucking curtains.
As if someone was reading my mind I hear the curtains shut. I chance a peek out of one eye. Not seeing any sun, I open both to find Jasper standing beside me with a glass of orange juice and a bottle of aspirin.
"I thought you might need these." He whispers, squatting down beside the bed.
I slowly and with a lot of groaning sit up. Jasper hands me two pills which I put in my mouth before handing me the glass of OJ. I gulp down half of the juice before handing it back to him.
"God I feel like I've been run over by a train. I swear every inch of my body is in pain right now and I can't move."
"Yep that's what happens when you down almost a whole bottle of vodka." He says with a chuckle.
"Well how are you functioning?" I ask him.
"That would be cause I only did two shots of vodka and drunk three beers. I was not in the mood for a hangover this morning. And beside you looked like you were going to need a little help this morning. I still can't believe you drunk that much." He tells me, moving around to the other side of the bed and laying down beside me.
"I can't believe I…" I stop mid-sentence as I feel a tightening in my stomach. "Jas trash can now!"
He jumps up and gets the trash can to me just in time as everything I had eaten and drunk last night came back up. I spent the next ten minutes in the same position before I was finally able to let go of the trash can and lay back.
"I'm going to go throw this bag out and rinse out the can. I'll be back in a few minutes." Jas says heading out the door.
I wanted to protest that he didn't have to clean up after me, but everything in my body told me to shut the fuck up. I drifted back off to sleep a few minutes later.
The next time I woke up I felt a little better but not much. At least this time I was actually able to get out of bed. I walked (damn near crawled really!) out into the living room to see Rose and Alice looking just as bad as I felt and Edward and Emmett trying to get them to eat something although they aren't having much luck. Jasper comes walking out of the kitchen with a plate of food in his hand.
"Hey are you feeling any better? Up for something to eat yet?" He asks, sitting the plate of food on the table and coming over to me.
"I feel a little better and probably just a piece of toast." I tell him.
"Okay here you can have one of mines." He says helping me to the table and into a seat. "Do you want some jelly?"
"No dry toast is fine."
He hands me a piece and sits down beside me. I nibble on the toast for a little hoping that it won't make me nauseous. I thankfully finish that piece with no problem and accept the second piece that Jas hands me.
"You guys look as bad as I feel." I say to Alice, whose head is pressed against the cool wood of the table, and Rose, who is barely able to keep her eyes open.
"This is entirely your fault Bella!" Alice whines, before groaning and grabbing her head.
"How is it my fault?" I ask.
"Well you kind of challenge her and Rose to a drinking competition, to see who could drink the most without puking. Losers had to buy the groceries for the next 4 months." Em says quietly, aware of Rose who had fallen asleep against him.
"Seriously?" I ask.
"Yeah if it makes you feel any better, you kind of kick their asses." Edward says.
"It doesn't make me feel better. I'm never drinking like that again." I say.
"Did you know you are a paranoid drunk?" Jasper asks me causing me to groan.
"Yeah I know! The first time I ever got drunk I was convince that the C.I.A. was after me. I tried to hide under the bed (A/N: This is a true story to the first time I got drunk)." I tell him.
"Well it was the FBI this time and they were coming to get you for beating up Lauren." Emmett laughs making Rose wince in her sleep.
"I'm not surprise!" I tell him.
That rest of the day was spent with us all hold up in the dorm watching movies in our individual rooms. Jasper was the best doctor ever. And after I brush my teeth 3 times to get the nasty puke taste out of there. I awarded him for nursing me back to health.
Around 7 the guys left to head back to the frat house for their call of duty game night. Geeks! Rose, Alice, and I cuddled up on the couch with a large pizza and a carton of cookie and cream ice cream and watched chick flick after chick flick until we called it a night.
By the time I crawled back into bed, I sent Jasper a good night text and was out before I got a reply from him.
A/N: Well there you have it! Up next is Hell Week! Thanks for reading again guys you're the best!
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