I'M BACK BITCHES! YES THAT'S RIGHT ME,MYSELF AND I HAVE INDEED RETURNED SORRY FOR THE DELAY I'VE BEEN HAVING SOME PROBLEMS BUT NOW I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS I NO NOTHING OF FIRE EMBLEM AND AS SUCH I NO NOTHING OF LUCINA SO I APOLOGIZE FOR THE FIRE EMBLEMS FANS WHO READ MY STORY IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LUCINA PLEASE TELL ME I COULD USE THE INFO BUT DON'T WORRY LUCINA WILL BE APART OF NARUTO'S HAREM BUT SHE'LL BE THE LAST GIRL TO JOIN NOW ON TO THE STORY.
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN EITHER NARUTO OR SMASH BROS I WISH I DID I REALLY DO
CHAPTER 10: SHE'S MY WHAT!?
It's been three weeks since palutena told pit(and everyone else) that she was pregnant,it's also been three weeks since naruto got his basket full of pokemon eggs. And in those three weeks our young hero continued his training.
Naruto learned a lot from his smash family, luigi taught naruto how to hunt ghosts and how to channel the negative energy inside his body to create a dome of power that effects anyone inside.
Link,Zelda,ganondorf and sheik taught naruto different skills from their homeworld of hyrule.
Samus gave naruto his own zero suit(colored orange of course).
And finally from both robin's, shulk, marth , ness and little mac(YES I AM AWARE I FORGOT LITTLE MAC FROM THE THRID CHAPTER LET'S JUST PRETEND HE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE).
Naruto gained his own elemental tomes, a replica monado, a copy of the falchion blade and some boxing gloves.
He also got other stuff but it's just to much to mention anyway naruto was with the Mario bros sparring with peach,samus and Zelda watching.
(WITH NARUTO AND THE MARIO BROS)
Naruto threw a punch towards Mario but Mario ended up grabbing naruto's fist he then swings naruto around toward luigi who ends up kicking naruto in his back sending him fly close to the edge of the stage.(I know I suck at fight scenes) naruto got back up on his feet he stood his ground but Mario came up from behind delivering a kick to the back of his head but before the kick could make contact naruto grabbed mario's leg and swung him off the stage luigi seeing his brother in danger ran off to grab Mario.
Luigi: MARIO!
Luigi managed to grab Mario but he wasn't watching his back side naruto snuck up from behind luig and kicked him and Mario off the stage.
Naruto: HAHAHA! That's four to three guys I win!
The bros recovered from the fall and went over to congratulate naruto on his victory.
Samus: I'm impressed naruto your skills have greatly improved.
Naruto: thanks sensei I guess when it comes to fighting I HAS FURY!
(YOUR WELCOME)
Everyone sweatdropped at naruto's outdated yet still highly popular reference.
Zelda: anyway naruto come with me I'm going to test out your ability to shape-shift.
Naruto: but Zelda sensei I learned all I need to know about your shape-shifting skills can't I learn something else like din's fire!
Zelda: your right I could teach you about mastering accuracy.
Naruto: or din's fire!
Zelda shook her head at naruto's attempt at coux her into teaching him one her most effective attack.
Zelda: come now naruto I guess I can teach you din's fire.
Naruto: sweet see ya later guys you too samus sensei.
Naruto waved good bye towards peach and the bros who in turn waved back however samus was blushing up a storm
Samus:(thinking) why am I feeling this way Towards naruto? he's my student and even if I did tell him who's to say he feel the same way about me?
Yes dear readers over the course that naruto has been in the smash mansion samus and three other women have grown to love our young hero but neither want to tell naruto out of fear of rejection so they keep it secret although some(peach,fox and Pikachu) know exactly who's in love with the blonde dim-wit.
Enough about naruto let's go visit pit.
(in palutena's room) Palutena: (happy) oh pitty pat my darling love! Where are you? For I need your gentle touch.
Pit: coming lady palutena!
Pit said while running down the hall. Pit: yes..pant…. lady…. pant….palutena?
Palutena:(happy) oh pit my love in need some of those delectable cookies peach made the other day!
Pit was confused on why his lady(and soon to be wife) wanted cookies.
Pit: umm are you sure? Because peach said she need those for….
Before pit could finish his sentence palutena grabbed the poor angel boy buy his throat and yanked him close to her face.
Palutena:(angry) F..CK! THAT PINK BITCH AND HER REASONINGS! GET ME THOSE COOKIES GOT IT!(sad) OH I'M SORRY I YELLED AT YOU PIT! I JUST WANTED A SNACK!
Ever since it was revealed that pit got palutena pregnant her mood swings have been out of control and she has been a living nightmare
(well just towards pit, dark pit and for some odd reason falco her cravings have'nt been any good either from wanting to eat lawn trimmings to trying to eat sausage pit's sausage might I add) Palutena then started to cry but before pit could comfirt her she put him in a headlock.
Palutena:(Angry) SO GET ME THOSE COOKIES OR ELSE THE SNACK I'LL EAT WILL BE YOUR PUNY SKULL!
Pit(clearly terrified): yes ma'm!
Pit ran off into the kitchen when he saw peach making cake mix. Very nervious pit approached the princess.
Pit: umm peach lady palutena needs the cookies you made six days ago.
Peach: but pit those are my" special" cookies the ones I only make once a year.
Pit: I know but she needs them other-wise she'll kill me.
Pit flinched when he heard palutena call him.
Palutena:(happy) oh pit I need my cookies(demonic) WHERE'S MY COOKIES!?
Pit reached into the fridge and grabbed a plate of cookies and rushed back to palutena's room.
Pit: coming lady palutena!
Pit presented the cookies to palutena but her reaction wasn't what he expected.
Palutena:(annoyed) pit I didn't ask for these I wanted sausage.
Pit: but you said you wanted cookies and now you want something else!?
Palutena:(annoyed) yes I wanted sausage and I want it now!
Pit could feel his eye twitch.
Pit: alright fine I'll go make make you some sausage.
But before pit could make it out the door it suddenly closed and was boarded up with a barrier pit turned so he could ask palutena to open the door but pailed when he saw her naked and her eyes glowing white.
Palutena:(demonic) pit the sausage I want isn't the kind that needs to be cooked.
Pit: (clearly terrified) l-l-l-l-lady p-p-p-p-p-palutena can't I just go cook something for you instead?
Pit tried to back away but he was pulled towards the bed by an unknown force.
Palutena:(demonic) strip NOW! Pit: yes ma'm!
(lemon)..
Naruto: the following is a short authors note jax-naut2.0 would like to say that the story naruto joins the brawl:REBOOT will feature lemons but not until the story reaches the main naruto time-line so in the mean time enjoy this brief song and dance brought to you by jax-naut2.0.
Olimar appears wearing a tuxedo along with his pikmin when he starts to dance and sing.
Olimar:(singing) everybody! Weasels in the tater patch ohio! Weasels in the tater patch ohio weasels in the tater patch ohio weasels in the tater patch ohio!
Naruto: we now return to our story.
(lemon over)
After having very violent sex palutena drifted off to sleep while pit oh poor pit left out of palutena's room limping until he bumped into his dark double.
Dark pit: hey watch it pit-stain!..
Normally pit would've apologized for what happened but one look at him and you could tell he was a mess.
Dark pit: ummm you alright man?
Pit's hair was a mess his tunic was torn his eyes were bloodshot and he was missing a sandel.
Pit:(clearly still terrified) FINE! I'M JUST FINE!
Dark pit backed away slowly and went back into his room while pit went on his merry way the reasoning for dark going back into his room was because a faint vibrating sound could be heard and it was coming from pit.
(Cut to the forest)
The same creature that was seen in chapter five making it's way towards the smash mansion was currently in the forest.
Creature: naruto my little naruto I'm coming for you.
The creature fell and stumbled over a rock falling into the mud if one got a good look at the creature they'd see that it wasn't a creature but instead a woman. A woman with indigo hair, lavender pupiless eyes and large G-cup breasts that would make another girl who fits a similar description jealous.
Woman: naruto I'm coming for you my little naruto.
The woman had finally made it to the gates of the smash mansion.
Woman: my little naruto is in there I must get him out.
She climbed over the gates but before she could take another step she fainted from dehydration.
Mean-while was coming back from her shopping when she got back to the mansion however she dropped her bags at the sight of a naked woman collapsed in the front yard.
Concerned she ran over and turned the woman on her back the princess covered her mouth in shock at who the woman was she ran into the mansion took a deep breath and yelled out.
Peach: MASTER HAND!
Hearing her voice master hand entered his human form and teleported to see why peach had called him.
MH: peach what's going on?
Peach: follow me quickly!
Peach led master hand over to were the woman was laying master hand's eyes had widened and he order peach to pick her up and to take her to the infirmiry.
Master hand went over to the inter-com and ordered all the smashers to go to the meeting room.
(the meeting room)
Master hand: the reason I called you all here was because hitomi was seen collapsed in the front yard.
All the smashers except naruto widened their eyes when master hand mentioned the woman.
Samus: but that's impossible hitomi is dead!
Peach: she was dead samus but when I came back from shopping I saw her in the yard.
Naruto was clearly confused about who they were talking about so he decided to intervine.
Naruto: I don't get it who's hitomi?
Master hand let out a sigh and walked over to naruto.
MH: naruto come with me it's time we had a talk.
Knowing exactly what master hand was talking about dedede intervined.
Dedede: master hand are you sure you should tell naruto now? I mean he's not ready.
Meta-knight: I agree we should tell him when hitomi awakens.
Naruto: I don't get it what're you all talking about?
MH: I'm sorry now listen up all of you hitomi has returned that means we need to start getting serious with training naruto.
Naruto: wait you mean all that training we did while I was here wasn't the serious stuff?
MH: no naruto I'm afraid not if my suspicions are correct then we must prepare you for day when he returns as well.
Naruto: he?
Master hand led naruto towards the infirmiry where they saw hitomi laying in bed.
Naruto: hey she looks this girl I know back in konoha.
MH: yes I know naruto this is hitomi hyuuga she's…your godmother.
Naruto:(shocked) she's my what?
(OMAKE#1 HIMAWARI AND DARK PIT)
Dark pit was relaxing in a lawn chair by the pool not a care in the world until he felt a presense near him.
He looked over to see a little girl wwith dark blue hair,pupiless eyes and whisker marks on her cheeks
This himawari uzumaki the daughter of naruto uzumaki and hinata hyuuga you see naruto decided to leave himawari at the smash mansion for a few days while he attended a retreat at the sage summit,hinata was out visiting shion who needed her help with something and while boruto was out on mission with his team.
Dark pit: hey squirt what's up?
Himawari: dark pit wanna play?
Dark pit: no I don't play with squirts
Himawari: please?
Dark pit: no
Himawari: please?
Dark pit:(annoyed) NO NOW GO AWAY!
Daek pit looked over to see he had made himawari cry.
Himawari:(crying) "sniff".. you're mean.
Now dark pit wouldn't admit it but he cared for himawari more then anyone else in the smash mansion did and he hated to see here cry. So letting out a huge sigh(and swallowing his pride in the process) dark pit agreed to play with her.
Dark pit: ok ok ok I'll play with you.
Himawari grabbed his arm and dragged dark pit away.
(later) pit went into the kitchen for a snack when he saw dark pit and himawari having a teaparty.
Hinawari: would you like some tea luma?
Luma nodded his head in excitement as himawari poured some tea into his cup.
Hinawari: would you like some tea dark pit?
Dark pit:…sigh..yes I would love some tea.
Pit was trying not to laugh at his counterpart.
(OMAKE OVER) OK SO THAT WAS MY FIRST OMAKE EVER! AND NOW WE GOT A GOOD LOOK AT WHO THAT CREATURE WAS IT WAS HITOMI HYUUGA AKA HINATA'S MOM! WITH HER REVEALED MASTER HAND IS GETTING WORRIED BUT WHY? WELL THAT WOULD BE TELLING NOW WOULDN'T IT BUT HERE'S A HINT IT INVOLVES THAT STRANGE ORB THAT DANZO FOUND.
(HAREM LIST)
1-SAMUS
2-HINATA
3-SHEIK
4-FEM WIRE FRAME
5-SHION
6-TENTEN
7-AYAME
8-SHIZUNE
9-LUCINA
10-FEM GAARA
PAIRINGS LIST
NESSXINO
LUCASXKIN
TOON LINKXTAYUYA
KAKASHIXFEM ROBIN
IRUKAXROSALINA
CRAZY HANDXANKO
HOPE THAT ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT WHO'S GOING TO BE IN NARUTO'S HAREM SO NEXT CHAPTER NARUTO LEARNS MORE ABOUT BOTH HIMTOMI AND HIMSELF. AND SOON DISCOVERS THAT HE'S GOING TO GO BACK TO THE LEAF VILLAGE SO UNTIL NEXT TIME
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