After Rowyn died, IT had a party, he was sooo happy.
He invited everyone in the town, however, no one came, because they all hated his guts.
"Why do I have to be such a disgrace? Why do people see a monster when they look upon my face?" IT sang as a tear rolled down his cheek.
He stood up and walked over to the couch.
"I just want someone to accept me for meeee! I don't want them to scream and flee!"
He wailed out, sinking to his knees.
"You know."
IT jumped and turned around, to see Lucas from Stranger Things sitting on the TV.
"What are you doing here?" IT gasped.
"You know, maybe if you wanted people to like you, then you shouldn't eat people all the time and stuff," the boy said, ignoring IT's question.
"Omg, how'd you know?" IT asked with surprise, he was sure that only people from Derry knew about what he did in his free time.
"My friend Mi- I mean, Richie told me, yea, Richie told me," Lucas said with a nervous chuckle, rubbing the back of his head.
"Is he that jack hat with the glasses that never shuts up?" IT asked, wrinkling his nose.
"Uh, yea, I think, when he lived in Hawkins, he wasn't like that at all! After he went into witness protection, he completely changed his personality like a chamelon changes its skin!" Lucas exclaimed.
"WTF Lucas! We weren't supposed to tell anyone about the witness protection thing!"
This came from Dusty, who somehow appeared into the house in thin air!
IT sighed, tired of all these people just randomly coming into his sewer, so he ate them.
"Woo wee! I haven't ate that well since I was knee high to a grasshopper!" he exclaimed, rubbing his full belly.
He then remembered that he was pregnant, and that he had killed Rowyn.
Oh shit!