Quality Time Chapter 12: The swordsman, the aura user, the seer and the health nut
Hello everyone this is Markip- whoops wrong introduction *check notes* oh yeah here we go!
AngeloHeroOfLight here bringing you another chapter of Quality Time, wow when was the last time I said that?
Well other than making me feel a little older (cuz we all know it wasn't really that long ago) I have some news for you guys.
The mii fighters are in! *but Angelo why so late, and why is it even important* SHUT UP don't question this process.
But I have a surprise for you guys at the end as well as an explanation, but don't skip! I'm watching . . . well I'm not but pretend the threat is valid.
Xenoblade spoilers!
Mike looked outside the window, the sun was starting to go down. It was probably three or four in the afternoon.
Who was Mike? The mii swordsman of course. When it was announced that the miis were to be included in the tournament Nintendo decided to have a raffle to see who would go as their representatives. It wasn't like any mii knew how to fight.
One mii, who was an actor, got picked to be the mii swordsman. Ironically the character he had been playing in the gig he had gotten the same day for the smash commercial.
Needless to say it had been a very good day for him.
Mike sighed, the only bad thing was that he was shy. Talking of course, it ruined the experience for him a little. Other than that waving a sword wasn't to hard.
Meanwhile as Mike was having his thoughts Lucario and Shulk were having an intense conversation.
They were both fascinated with each other's powers. They both said it was because they had the ability to see beyond the physical. In different ways but that's what got them interested in the first place.
"So are your eyes in tune with seeing the aura or is it your aura that enables you to see other people's auras?" The Homs asked.
"Seeing auras is not necessarily something only Lucarios can do," the Pokemon said telepathically "Humans have also been shown to have the ability, though it is rare."
"The reason that Lucarios are known as the Aura Pokemon is because we are the most capable of the ability." He finished.
"Hm," Shulk put his finger to his chin. Lucario grabbed the Monado, Shulk's red sword.
"You said that the Monado gives you the ability to see the future but you can't control when," the Aura Pokemon stated "Does the same rule apply to everyone or just specifically you?"
"The Monado is a dangerous weapon," Shulk said solemnly "It uses takes a toll on the user, my friend Dunbar can attest for that, I know how to use the Monado well because I have studied and used it for a long time."
"Even then it took a big toll on me, but it helped me save lives with my foresight ability, it also helped that I was a god." Shulk smiled
"God?" Lucario asked "Was?" The Monado wielder waved him off.
"Long story," he replied taking his sword back "just play Xenoblade." Shulk's eyes flashed blue.
He got up and opened the door.
"Shut up Pit!" Shulk yelled, he slammed the door and went to sit down.
"I thought you were friends with Pit." Lucario said
"We are," Shulk replied "But he gets annoying with the fourth wall stuff."
Crack
"Whoops." Shulk cringed, they waited but no high pitched screaming was heard.
They all sighed in relief, Wii Fit Trainer got up from the yoga mat she had been on and stretched.
She was in a super good mood, she had seen that Wario wasn't in the group and had grinned like an idiot.
Unlike Robin who had two different people living in one body, the trainer had a much simple, less tragic back-story.
She was busy and wasn't always available, she had people to train and was on high demand. So her solution was to get the other trainers from her program to fill in her spot. Trainers weren't world saving heroes with huge schedules, they were literally just trainers.
"Well as we're not dying from dismemberment." She said "We should do something as a group."
"That sounds like a great idea!" Shulk said, Lucario nodded in agreement.
"I uh, uh," Mike stammered. The three turned around to look at the Mii fighter who blushed more deeply.
"Is there something wrong?" The Homs asked. Mike tries opening his mouth but his body worked against him.
"I get it," Wii Fit Trainer said "He's shy." She walked over to the mii and grabbed his hand.
"As group SWML I declare we assert our power through a prank!" The trainer pumped her hand in the air picking up Mike.
"SWML?" The Monado user asked, the trainer smiled.
"Shulk, Wii Fit Trainer, Mike, or mii swordsman and Lucario!" She yelled pumping her arm again and violently shaking Mike.
"What kind of prank should it be?" Lucario asked. Wii Fit let go of Mike and put her finger to her chin.
"Whatever it is it has to be big enough that it makes our mark clear." She said, Lucario and Shulk put their hands to their chins to.
"If we want it big enough to be memorized it can't be with the other smashers." Shulk grinned mischievously.
Lucario smirked and Wii Fit Trainer clapped her hands in excitement.
"So we're going for the big one?!" She asked excitedly. Shulk nodded in excitement and Lucario smiled widely.
"Any ideas how?" Wii Fit Trainer realized the fault in their plan.
"Actually," Mike said getting up from the floor "I think I have a good idea." He beamed.
Shulk's eyes flashed blue, he smiled and looked towards the rest of his group.
"This is going to be great."
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MasterHand was floating from room to room at rapid fire speeds. He found out of SWML's plan and before he could run to their room and tell them to stop whatever they were doing, they were already gone.
The already white glove paled and bolted away. To say he was paranoid would be an understatement.
Their were few things that Master Hand was afraid of, Taboo, being locked up with his brother again and most importantly, the smashers.
Any of them by themselves wouldn't be much of an issue, but four of them on his own was asking for death. He would probably die on the spot of all the smashers turned against him.
"Got to find a place to hide!" He yelled opening doors at break neck speeds, good thing he didn't have one.
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"Is this our prank?" Lucario asked. SWML was sitting on a ledge in the main room's skylight.
"It's funny," Mike said watching as Master Hand zoomed in and out of the main room "But our prank is so much better than this."
"How good is it, from a scale of good girl prank to evil genius prank?" Wii Fit asked.
"Close, if not on evil genius." Shulk smiled broadly. Mike grinned to, he was glad that someone else knew how epic the prank was going to be.
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PHASE 1: A Little Trip
Master Hand continued to let doors fly open. Scaring smashers, assist trophies and mansion personal who weren't important enough to mention.
"Master Hand!" A voice cried out behind the hand. The said hand yelped so high that on the other side of the mansion Duck Hunt turned around.
Master Hand quickly composed himself and turned to face the voice. He sighed in relief when he saw it was only Riki (one of Shulk's teammates if you're not caught up with Xenoblade).
"Yes Riki?" The hand asked
"There's a problem with friends Shadow and Lyn!" The nopon said. The hand sighed in relief and annoyance.
"They're trying to kill each other!" Riki said again. He grabbed one of Master Hand's colossal fingers and semi dragged him towards the assist trophy side of the mansion.
The hand felt antsy not looking for a place to hide, but without Sonic or a Fire Emblem character it was his problem now.
They walked into the assist hall and if Master Hand had a jaw, it would've dropped.
All the assist trophies were locked in combat with one another. There were fires starting in various places, walls smashed and about ten people he hoped were just unconscious.
One of the weirdest was Andross fighting with the giant head from Brain Age, Dr. Kawashima.
"You will learn not to mess with a Dr!" Dr. Kawashima roared throwing numbers at Andross.
Andross retaliated by throwing blocks at the numbers.
"I am Andross!" He roared "I shall not be defeated by a puny human!"
The battle was so strange and ridiculous that disembodied hand watched the disembodied heads and almost forgot about the rest of the assists.
He snapped back to attention after almost being skewered and watched the chaos unfolding. Ashley was on top of Waluigi beating him with her scepter, Kat and Ana were fighting Dark Samus and in the middle were Shadow and Lyn.
"Riki how did this happen?!" Master Hand cried out. He looked down to see the nopon wasn't next to him anymore.
He looked back up and saw that Riki was now duking it out with Knuckle Joe.
"Riki kill!" He yelled. Master Hand wished he had the ability to facepalm.
He floated towards Shadow and Lyn who were engaged in intense combat.
"You two," he said sternly "Stop this madness right now!"
His comment went ignored as Lyn kicked Shadow in the face. The black hedgehog skidded backwards and glared at the greenhead.
"That's it!" He said, he took out a chaos emerald. Master Hand inwardly sighed and floated between the two.
"Now Shadow." Master Hand warned. The hedgehog took no notice and yelled his basically catchphrase.
"Chaos control!" Shadow yelled. The dark energy flew straight at Master Hand.
"What!" The hand yelled, he screamed as he felt himself being teleported.
Phase 2: Let the Games Begin
Master Hand woke up in a weird room, something was off. It all looked so . . . low def.
"It's ME! The amazing Wario!" Wario popped up out of nowhere. He was also eight bit.
"Oh my," Master Hand said "Im in WarioWare."
"Say what?" Wario asked "Master Hand, you're a newbie? Well, let's just consider this practice, then. Yeah, see if you can handle 10 games! If you can't master this...well, just give up!"
"I'm not doing this." Master Hand said simply, the world went black and then they were in the first minigame "What!" The hand cried out.
"Don't get smashed by the crazy cars!" Wario said. He disappeared leaving a confused Master Hand.
"Cars?" The hand asked "I don't see any cars." He turned around and saw a shark car barreling towards him.
"Ahh!" He yelled as the car filled his vision.
Some time later
Master Hand was covered in tire marks and bruises, he had barely gotten the hang at the end of the game. Barely enough to win.
Wario appeared out of nowhere with a boom box and smiled.
"Huh? You actually beat me? Well, Master Hand, I guess I misjudged you! Don't get too cocky! This part is just the intro! Just a warm-up. Basic games are fun, but they're only the beginning!"
"Kill me now." The hand pleaded. The room went black again and he appeared at the next game.
"Destroy the UFOs! You only got one shot per UFO, so don't miss!"
"This should be easy." Master Hand said. He failed three times and even then he barely won. He collapsed in a heap and lay there motionless.
"Hey! Wake up! It's me, Wario! I made these games for novice saps like you to practice on, Master Hand."
"Fine!" The hand yelled "I'll beat these games and get out!"
The room faded black and went on to the third game.
"Guess what: I'm sneaky! Don't let me outta your sights!"
"Where are you, you little bastard!" The hand searched through the dark
Game 4: "Stop my spinning face in the right place, will ya?"
"I'm getting dizzy." Master Hand said nauseously.
Game 5: "It's chilly! Hurry up and get some clothes on me, will ya?"
"This is weird." The hand said putting clothes on Wario.
Game 6: "Grab the mug before it falls off the counter."
"I'm a hand, this shouldn't be this hard!" He cried breaking his twentieth mug.
Game 7: "Don't let the stick slip through your mitts, butterfingers!"
"This stick is to small!" The hand cried out failing to catch the stick
Game 8: "Don't smash into any other vehicles, you big road hog!"
"I can't drive." He yelled on the motorcycle.
Game 9: "Here's a news flash: I'm greedy! Guide me to the diamonds! Now!"
"Why am I doing this again?" The hand asked carrying Wario towards the diamonds
Game 10: "Don't miss any of the coins in the maze! Get them all, or I'll never forgive you!"
"I can't fit!" Master Hand said stuck between two walls.
Game 11: "You'd better not let your tiny car get crushed by the huge boulders!"
"I still can't drive!" Master Hand yelled through the boulders rolling around him.
Game 12: "Flatten the Goombas! They're so ANNOYING! GAH!"
The hand had a controller in his hand.
"This isn't so bad." He said.
Boss: "Knock the punching bag off its chain! C'mon, ya wimp!"
"Wimp?!" The hand asked indignantly "Punching is my specialty!"
With one punch the ball was knocked out of the chain.
"Yes I did it!" Master Hand yelled victoriously "It's over!"
"Now let's do the other eight categories!" Wario said.
"WHAT!?" Master Hand yelled.
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The hand was a sweaty, bloody and bruised mess at the end of the game. He was so done with it that he punched Wario into the ceiling before the ending could be played. When Wario hit the top the game ended instantly.
Master Hand looked around at his surroundings and sighed in relief, he was back at the mansion.
"Should've done that before," the hand was cut off by five battle cries from above.
The hand looked up and saw team SWML and Crazy coming at him.
"REVENGE SUCKA!" Crazy yelled.
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Master Hand woke up dazed and confused, he tried to move but found himself stuck.
He tried to move more but found that he was connected to something else. He twisted to try to see what was holding him.
What he saw was a giant arm and body he couldn't see.
"What the?" Master Hand asked, he looked around some more and noticed something off.
Why is everything so big? He thought.
Bright lights flashed in front of Master Hand blinding him, somehow. Once his vision adjusted he saw a giant Mike smiling like an idiot, a giant Shulk who was laughing his ass off, a giant Wii Fit Trainer jumping up and down like a fan girl and a giant Lucario holding a camera.
"HEY BRO!" Crazy yelled at a deafening tone, times like these he was glad to not have ears. He looked up and saw a COLOSSAL Crazy Hand. That's when it clicked.
He wasn't surrounded by giant furniture, smashers and siblings. He was tiny!
"What are you doing?" Master Hand demanded.
"WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Crazy yelled.
"Um Crazy, we can hear him fine." Mike said. Crazy punched Mike and sent him flying towards a wall.
"YOU RUIN THE FUN!" He yelled at the swordsman. Lucario laughed as he focused on Master Hand.
"What're you going to do?" Master Hand asked with fear. They all smiled evilly, except for Crazy who couldn't. Shulk took out a device and aimed it at Master Hand. He smiled one more time and pressed the button.
Master Hand felt himself moving, he went up and hit against the top of the machine. He looked down and with horror realized he was strapped to a mannequin that was even more frilly and girly than Peach.
He also realized he was wearing a glove even more girly than the ones Peach wore. Master Hand felt him whirling around and realized that the mannequin was dancing.
"So what are we naming this?" Shulk asked the group "I was thinking of 'What Master Hand does in his free time.'"
"That's perfect!" Wii Fit Trainer squealed "This will go perfect with the Wario games and assist battles we posted on the Smashbook!"
Mike popped up behind the the group.
"Team SWML!" He yelled. The rest of the team shouted and yipped in response.
"YEAH WE ROCK!" Crazy yelled. Team SWML looked at each other.
"Should we say something?" Mike asked.
"Not if you value your life." Lucario said. The mannequin attached to Master Hand ended its dance with a split, it turned back and gave a credible performance of shock/embarrassment.
"Perfect." Lucario said turning off the camera.
Screw Nintendo Master Hand thought. He knew four smashers who weren't making it next tournament.
Ok so explanation before surprise, yay (they said sarcastically) I wasn't planning of adding the Mii fighters because I thought they were to generic, but people kept asking so I was like, you know what?
OC's! That's the surprise! Bad news, noooo! Only one, yes one, OC is being accepted.
Why? Because one was given to our contest winner thehobkinauthor and the other to my dear friend.
So getting back to OC business the OC is to be a brawler (sorry gunner fans) here's the form.
Name:
Age:
Personality:
Appearance:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Friends:
Enemies:
So there's a time limit of five days for Ocs (PM and review) and then I'll look through them and pick the one I like the most! Then start writing five days from now.
Hah basically an excuse for me to work on my other story, Dusk's Crown, dont have to read it but if you like Pokemon you should go ahead. AZOME2468 you're not allowed to read it because its not appropriate for a ten year old.
I did so much Xenoblade and WarioWare research you would not believe (don't own WarioWare)
This is so long and I'm so sorry!
AngeloHeroOfLight signing out!