Chapter 12
"Fine, we'll get rid of them." Blue took Vio's bomb, "HEY!" Vio screamed, "Vio, when the hell did you get so retarded?" Blue asked holding the bomb out of Vio's reach, "Stop standing on the rock. I know you want to feel like you're taller or something." Vio went back to his normal self, "And it's about to fricking explode." he continued.
"Hahaha. No, it won't." Blue laughed, "R.I.P you." Green backed away, then Roy swooped in and grabbed it and threw it towards the summit that was really far away, really how did he manage to throw it that far? "Wow. That was intense." Link said, then Roy scolded them.
"Okay, okay. We'll GO!" Blue said, "DON'T SASS ME. I KNOW YOUR GAMEPLAN." Roy said, he took out a fan. That pokemon thing, "I'LL FAN THIS FAN SO FAST, I'LL FAN YOU TO THE NEXT DIMENSION." He started fanning them. "You're insane." Vio pushed Blue and Green to the ground, "The hell?"
"That was unexpected." Roy shoved the fan in Kirby's mouth, "You can eat everything, right? I hope so." Roy looked at Kirby, who swallowed it. "Yeah. But not fricking shadow balls." Kirby said.
"So, let's continue."
"UGH! I don't really wanna."
"ROY! WE HAVE TO!"
"NO."
"YES!"
"Fine."
Roy finally agreed, "Hey, is Link even relevant at all now?" he asked, "I dunno, he's keeping quiet." Kirby glanced at Link, who was facing forward. They walked for about 8 hours. "OH MY GO-O-O-O-SH." Roy sighed, "8 hours." Link said, "FINALLY, you said something, it's been so long, since last I've see- OW! HEY!" Roy was singing until Kirby slapped him. "Why did this happen to me?" Roy kneeled, "GET UP ROY! We have to go, stop messing around."
"You're acting like you're retarded! (Which you are.)" Kirby said, Roy pouted and his hands hung low. "If you know how I feel,why would you say that? Like, you put me in such an uncomfortable situation, like you know I'm not happy." Roy face planted onto the ground. "What are we going to do with you?" Kirby facepalmed.