Meanwhile, back in her office, Regina opens the picture and almost screams. She instantly taps the icon for Henry and chooses the call option. She is livid. "Oh, there will be hell to pay. Answer your phone Henry. Do not make me poof." Regina says as she rapidly taps her nails on her mahogany desk.
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Henry jumps as his phone vibrates and he hears the song he programmed for his mother start to play. He thought it would be funny to program the song Dark Horse by Katy Perry, and it was at first but now it's more of a warning of what his mother can do. "Oh no, she is calling and I am not sure what to do.",he mumbles to himself. He slides his index finger across the screen to answer the call, "H-Hello?"
"HENRY DANIEL MILLS YOU WILL PUT YOUR MOTHER ON THE PHONE THIS INSTANT OR SO HELP ME, I WILL POOF THERE AND TRUST ME, NO ONE WANTS THAT!" Regina screams into the receiver without giving him a half second to answer her.
"Hey Ma, it's for you. It's Mom and she sounds pretty angry." Henry hands the phone to Emma as they follow Cameron out to the lot to see the bike. "You may wanna choose your words very carefully. She is threatening to poof."
Emma stops dead in her tracks and shakily takes the phone from her son. "Hello wonderful wife of mine. I love you." Emma lays on the charm as thick as she can while knowing that any second her wife would appear and make all of this absolute hell.
"DON'T YOU TRY TO BUTTER ME UP! WHAT THE HELL EMMA, YOU BOUGHT A BIKE, AFTER I TOLD YOU NOT TO! AND HENRY IS WITH YOU, HOW COULD YOU!" In an instant there is a very pissed off Mayor/Mother/Wife standing in front of Emma and she is hellbent on getting this all undone as soon as possible. Regina is radiating heat and she is dressed in a very sleek pair of dress pants with the crisp white button up shirt enclosed in a vest, clinging to her curves as she taps her Jimmy Choos on the pavement with her arms over her chest. Her breathing has increased when she sees Emma looking scared. "If you take one more step, I swear on everything you hold dear, that you will regret it." She turns to see the bike and Cameron standing by it and trying to seem as small as possible. Slowly she turns back to Emma, and in a very low voice she says, "Do NOT bring that machine to my house or you will not find any peace. Am. I. Clear?" With that, Regina disappears in a cloud of purple smoke.
"Well, that was interesting." Emma nervously chuckles. "So who is up for a quick test drive?"
"Ma, are you INSANE?! You saw what Mom just said and you STILL want the bike?" Henry starts to pace and emote with his arms. "She. Will. Kill. You." Henry punctuates each word with a clap of his hands.
"Listen kid, I am grown and I already paid for it. I may get killed but I will look good doing it." Emma looks at Cameron, who is still in shock, as she has never seen anyone look so pissed but so calm. "So," Emma claps her hands, feeling resolute in her decision," How do we get this thing going?"
Cameron blinks and inserts the key into the ignition. "Start her up and hear how she purrs. This bike will not only turn heads, she will make you feel like Wonder Woman."
With the glee of a small child, Emma turns the key and as soon as the bike roars to life, Emma feels like she won the lottery. Her smile is infectious, and Henry finds himself smiling too. As Cameron explains everything about the bike, Emma listens and mentally takes notes on what and what not to do. After a solid 20 minutes of talking and many questions, Cameron shakes Emma's hand and thanks her for the business.
Emma's heart is pounding as she straddles the bike, dons the helmet, and puts everything she learned into play and eases the bike into gear and slowly rides the parking lot in an effort to feel how the bike moves without being on the highway and potentially causing lots of accidents. Once she has done a few laps, she returns to park beside Bug. She flips up the visor on her helmet, and motions to Henry to get her phone so she can sync it to the bike.
After all is said and done, she and her son, program their respective gps, head to the nearest gas station, and then make the drive home. Will all go as planned when they arrive back in Storybrook? Stay tuned to find out.