Fuck you, mother nature.

Can't wear shorts because bloated.

Can't not eat everything.

So standing and staring out over the ocean to distract myself from asking Sanji-kun to make me something chocolatey. Fat, fat, fat.

"Hey, Nami!"

Luffy rolls over, obviously having just eaten. He looks ridiculously happy. I can't help looking at my own stomach, looking at his, and then comparing the level's of satisfaction with life.

You make a compelling argument, Luffy.

"You okay?"

"Yeah…though, I think I want some chocolate cake."

"THAT SOUNDS AWESOME."

"It does, doesn't it."