"You're about four-hundred years old, right Skul?"
"I am indeed."
"Then why do you like stuff from the twentieth century, like Sinatra and the Bentley? Shouldn't you be, like, Shakespearean or something?"
"It's a personal preference. The twentieth century was amazing, and it's fresher in my mind."
"So you have a really short memory."
"You could say that…"
"So, what was Christmas like in the past?"
"It was really very grand. Sparkles and such. I think you would have hated it, honestly."
"Are you implying that I'm unfit for grand company?"
"I wouldn't dare."
A/N: I have actually been wondering about this for forever...
~Mademise Morte, December 12