Good Luck Troy
by DanceDORK
Chapter 11
Date 1.
Troy and Sharpay were walking down a moonlit beach at La Jolla Cove. They were focosed more on each other than the crashing waves and strolling lovers around them.
"Do sharks get cavities?" Sharpay asked smiling.
Troy thought for a while "No"
"You have no idea, do you?"
Troy shuck his head, caught. "Isn't the point of 100 questions to ask personal questions? To learn about the other person?"
She smirked. "I've learned that you don't know the average birth weight of an African Dik-Dik. I think that's just as important as you knowing my favorite food is soup. Okay, your question"
"Why penguins?" Troy turned to her.
"Why teeth?" She turned to him.
"My question. I asked first" He gave her a boyish grin.
"Lots of reasons. For one, you can't help but smile when you see a penguin"
"Another trait they share with you" Troy grinned at her, she turned away to face the sea afraid of blushing.
"Their world, Antartica, is beautiful. I go their once a year, for reserch. Because of the earths axis, there's only one sunrise and one sunset a year. You don't know beauty until you've seen a once-a-year sunset in Antartica"
Troy took Sharpay's beauty in. "I don't know about that" He grinned.
She blushed a little, it was a nice moment. "And their rituals are fascinating"
"Penguin rituals?" Troy's cell phone rang, he silenced it immediately. "Sorry"
Sharpay nodded. "Rituals. Like when a male penguin is sweet on a female penguin, he goes on a long search across the beach to find the perfect pebble to offer her. He hunts everywhere to find it. Finally, he waddles over and presents the stone by placing it as her webbed feet. If she accepts his offer, they will be long-life mates."
"Like and engagement ring?"
She nodded. "It's unbelievable to watch."
They quietly pass a couple of teenagers making out in the sand. He looks over at her. "I have a feeling that you're a very good kisser. I mean, i've aleady spent one and a half hours inside your mouth, so i should no."
She decided to play with him. "What makes you think I'll be kissing you? Might i remind you that with penguins, mate selection is up to the female" Sharpay, who had been looking at Troy, walked face first into a wooden pier plank. She fell back into the sand.
Troy fell to his knees. "You alright?"
"Ow" She clutched her head.
He leaned in. He kissed her head. Cheek. They touched lips. Gentle. Soft. A perfect kiss. He pulled away slowly. "Yeah, maybe i was wrong about the 'good kisser' thing"
She laughed loudly and tackled him into the sand. She started to walk away in mock offence.
"Hey, i'm sorry! Everybody has something they're good at. I'm sure we'll find yours!" He started to chase her.
Date 2.
Troy and Sharpay were standing against a rail, watching the rippling water as they snuggled aboard the Bahia Belle, a Mississippi-style stern wheeler that cruised Mission Bay.
"Okay, so fess up about this charm" She nuged him.
"You know about it?" She nodded 'of course' "And what do you think?"
Sharpay put a finger to her chin. "I think it's a pretty creative way to get laid"
Date 3.
Troy and Sharpay were holding hands while walking through the Prado area in Balboa Park, taking in the sublime Spanish Moor Architecture.
Date 4.
Troy and Sharpay were picnicking on the grass in front of the gigantic boulder torso of the bear sculpture at UCSD.
Date 5.
Troy and Sharpay were dining at Bertand's at Mister A's and watching the cityscape from it's panoramic view. She opened a beautifully wrapped gift. He had bought her a 'lo-jack'.
Date 6.
Troy and Sharpay were stomping grapes and making wine at the Julian Grape Stomp Fest. It was only a matter of seconds before it turned into a dunking contest where both were losers.
After they shared a carriage ride in the beautiful town outside of San Diego that was nested in the Cuyamaca.
But they weren't seeing any of it. They were making out like two school-kids in the back of the carriage. Troy's hands went for her bra clasp. He fumbled around for what seemed like an eternity.
"First time?" She looked in his eyes.
Troy shivered almost imperceptibly. It was unclear if the cause was because of the crispt air or the moment. "With you it almost feels like it"
Her smile warmed him. With a mischievous grin, Sharpay took her bra off under her shirt. She held it out for him. "I think you were looking for this"
Troy was speechless. In a blink of an eye, he was woody allen. "So...you're okay with...us...you know...getting a little more..."
Sharpay was feeling frisky. "Do i need to provide written instructions?"
Troy quickly turned to the driver of the carriage. "Um...we'll be getting off here"
"Yes, you will" she said suggestively.
The two love-birds stumbled out of the coach and immediately disappeared into the nearby Cuyamca Park, they had already started to remove each other's clothes. His cell phone went off, it was a different sounding ring this time.
"This is not happening!" He cried.
"Turn it off" Sharpay stroked his arm.
"It's the emergancy line. I'm sorry" He peeled her off of him. "I promise i'll make it fast." Troy rooted through his pants and found the ringing cell phone. He moved away to answer it. "Dr. Bolton speaking"
"Dude..."
One word and Troy knew who it was. Chad. "This better be an emergancy"
"You're gonna want to hear this"
Troy looked over to Sharpay who was streched out on some rocks. Her hands weren't waiting for Troy to come back. She enjoyed giving him a show. "I'm hanging up now"
"Wait. Have you boned her yet?"
"Goodbye" Troy shouted down the phone.
"Fine, if you want to loose Sharpay forever, hang up the phone." Chad sighed.
Troy took the bait. "What are you talking about?"
"That charm thing. Turns out it's a curse. I'm telling you, you shake the sheets with Sharpay, she's going to marry the next man she dates!"
"We both know that's bullshit!" Troy looked over to Sharpay.
Twenty yards away, she moaned. "I hope there's some left for you when you get back" she called out writhing.
Back to the phone, Chad started talking. "Yeah? Well i started calling your exes to take the hummer on a little bush patrol, if you know what i mean. And they're married. Every single one you closed the deal with."
"Impossible"
"You'd think so right? But you'd be wrong! A to Z on your palm pilot. Cathleen Alexander to Jeannie Zokovitch. All married." As Chad was talking , he looked at the wedding announcements page in the paper. "Even Annie! The nurse! The girl you brought to Katie's wedding? She's marrying the best man! The guy right after you!"
Troy was speechless. Chad picked up a piece of paper from his couch and dusted away some pizza crums. "And did you see this month's high school newsletter. Kari Lizer"
"What? The girl i lost my virginity to?"
"Did you see who she wound up marrying? Bobby Ramus. That douchebag she dumped you for."
Troy was silent.
"Dude, you there?"
Troy turned back to see Sharpay standing ontop of a rock tottaly naked and grinning ear to ear. She gave him a playful wave.
Troy put his ear to the phone again, "I hate you, I really, really hate you"
A/N: I knowww it was my birthday like a week ago now...but it would be really nice if you could dedicate a one-shot for me:) if you do, please let me know where i can read it!
Abbii xxx
Review Replies:
mrshottieefron: Welll im honered lol. Cool when was your b'day? Updateee for you chuck. One-shot for me? :) haaa. x
ZashleyLuver95: LOL xD Would you buy it if it went on ebay? ;) Lol i hope Troypay had a wonderful dateee tooo! pmsl.
Clotisy: Haaa ;D Every time i hear the word manwhore, it either makes me smile uncontrolably or laugh until i peee! Heey dont worry, most of my friends at school stil havent said happy birthday to me yet. Lol the penguin dance!! you want to dedicate a one-shot to moiii? my birthday present? xD
Jenny1991: You think the 'friends' card between Troy and Sharpay turned into something more? ;) I would SO not want to go out with a penguin expert, i bet he smells of fish! Ewwww :S
Drama4zashley-Naley: I know she finnaly said yesss;) And that penguin lol. i watched on the dvd about it, its like such a cute little penguin, really good at actin too! LOL Chad is even gross when he masterbates into a Grapfuit tho! Pmsl.
HeSaidSheSaidx: Haaa yess tsk tsk! Even at 15 my mum would like go crazy if she found out i was on something like this. Haa im wat...2 days older than ur sister;) Lol, you sayin that their shuold be a sequal? Yeeeep (Y) Yeess they did kisss:) Lol been addicted as you are, it would make me write faster if you dedicate me a one-shot? I know itss kinda rude asking for one isnt it? :\
BehindMyCharades: Haaaaaaa pmsl. Lol Yeppp i wish they werent fiction..cause i would soo like to meet them!
ashfan202: I'm so glad you liked it:) Lol iknowwww its like hes such a stalkerrrr : Haaa x
OoIce QueenoO: Tell me about it! I done it since i was 2! You know the other day my dance teacher chucked me out of a dance? Haa she said i looked retared cause i couldnt do the dance pfft she got really mad; i got scared haaa :P Lol want to dedicate a one-shot to mee? ;D
ascii27: Lol would you like him to tone down; or be moree? LMAO
Troypay4evea: Dont worry about it(Y) Lol im thinking of doing that when this is finished, i just not made my mind up yettt:\
IJakKel: LOL what would you like to happen to them? x
Evane21: Aweee:) Well if you cant get it how about email-ing me? Hope we can talk again properly soon:)
GoodNightAndGoodByeProductionz: Heeeey Jesss:D Um..seen as it was my birthday, you think that um..maybe you could do a on-shot for me? :) it would be my birthday present! x
Unlove You: CYN! I havent herd from you in agess! ;D I hope you keeep R&R-ing :) Lol im glad you like it, so far this is my best story, dont ya think? xD xxx