Alright, part two of six. Yeah . . . this might take a while. I do NOT know the Baha Men nor to I own Tarzan. Not all of either song will be used, remember that . . . heh, limited timing and limited ficing . . . what can ya do? . . .ROCK ON!
Saturday 6:15 P.M.
The audience was in an uproar of excitement as Johnny came back onstage. He coughed and got the mic back.
" Alright, now our next act is a good duo, been together for a longer time than I've been a surfer, and one's a nerd with a turbo hottie girlfriend while the other's a surfer with a medium hot girlfriend!"
" HEY!" Kiva and Banjomaru yelled from offstage.
" Heh . . uh, my bad dudes . . ." he laughed nervously." Anyways, here's Kiva Saafu and Banjomaru Atamaotaku! Say THAT five times really fast!"
The audience cheered as Kiva and Banjomaru came out onstage in their usual attire; Kiva was in a tye dye shirt of reds and blues with jeans and regular Nikes on, his hair spiked up, and Banjomaru was wearing a gray hoodie with the Klingon symbol on the shoulder, jeans, black shoes, and his hair was shragged. The waved before they got their mics. In the audience, Haru and Rook were watching.
" Banjo's gonna choke," they said at once.
They stared at each other before going to look back at the stage with plain looks and no emotion.
" Are we getting along?" Rook asked the blonde.
" Yes, yes we are."
" Remind me later to get myself drunk enough to not remember that . . ."
" Deal, so long as when you're drunk you don't cut my hair."
" I'll try to write that down somewhere."
" This outta be good," King said rolling his eyes.
Onstage, Kiva called for the crowd to die down the volume.
" Originally, I was gonna go it solo, but my cuz-" Kiva said, and then wrapped an arm brotherly around Banjomaru's shoulder.
" Hi."
" - wanted to do something with me, so here it goes! Hit it dude!"
The sound guy offstage started up the soundtrack, Banjomaru now shaking to death. Sadly, it was noticeable. Kiva whispered over to Banjomaru at the last second before the song and lyrics began.
" Just straighten up and go with the flow for once, I'll cue you," he whispered.
Everyone watched straightforward.
Kiva: When I was a cool, young one.
Banjomaru got his cue and sang. He was still shaking.
Things were not apparently gonna go well.
Banjomaru: When he was a cool, young one.
Kiva: I worked for the colony,
Payed my dues
'Cept when asked the question of prevailing vues.
A young man's life was one more ride.
Diggin' holes, standing guard, 'til is crossed my mind!
He backflipped onstage. Blossom nearly fainted in the audience when he did so.
I was wrong
all along.
All that I needed
Was to have heeded-
Both: Hakuna Matata!
Kiva: What a wonderful phrase, yeah!
Both: Hakuna Matata!
Kiva: Ain't no passing craze, yeah!
It means no worries
for the rest of your days, oh ye-e-eah!
Both: It's a problem free
philosophy
Hakuna Matata.
Banjomaru looked around still seeing everyone cheering. His breathing relaxed and he regained control of himself. His Yin Gemstone glowed brightly with Kiva's Yang Gemstone, meaning their powers were activating onstage.
King noticed.
" On second thought, this might not be so bad," he said.
" Why's that?" Scorpion asked.
" Check it," he pointed.
Scorpion noticed the two black and white glows. He nodded and then said, " Yep, I see that, and I also see you're not practising our act with me bro, so come on!"
" I am definately the Yin to your Yang brother," he said as he walked off with Scorpion.
Banjomaru: When I was a shallow youth.
Kiva: When he was a shallow youth.
Banjomaru: I fought for prefection
I was never no good.
I was a pawn for the game,
I saw no trees for the wood.
The future stretched behind me
I was so far ahead.
I put my best foot forward while the other one stood still.
He spied Katana smiling in the audience, at HIM singing, and he poured more energy into it.
Take my word.
I have heard
All that I needed
was to have heeded-
They both danced as they sang.
Both: Hakuna Matata!
Kiva: What a wonderful phrase!
Both: Hakuna Matata!
Banjomaru: Ain't no passing craze, yeah!
Both: It means no worries
for the rest of your days!
It's our problem free
Banjomaru: Problem free!
Both: Philosophy-
Kiva: Philosophy!
Both: Hakuna Matata!
They both finished with their back together. The glows of their gemstones were almost outshining the real stage lights, but everyone beneath those lights didn't care about either. All they cared about was cheering for how awesome the act had been. Kiva and Banjomaru walked offstage as Johnny came back on laughing his head off like some undeprived hyena.
" Weren't those two Yin-Yangs awesome? Let's give those two a hand again! Encore applause!"
The audience cheered again, Blossom and Katana up front and yelling their names. The audience died down as Johnny got ready to speak again.
" This next dude needs no introduction. This Son of God has beyond all means been a hero to others and personally, myself. Hey, he's that good of a guy. He puts the electric in eletric boogaloo, has total faith in the Almighty, wrote one of the greatest fics of all time, if I do say so myself dudes, has two other brothers, and for toher odd reasons, dates a Hyuuga. Please welcome the Hedgehog to honor all . . . "
The audience was already cheering for-
" TLSoulDude!"
TL ran onstage as the audience was yelling, cheering, whistling, almost anything. Note almost. In his right hand was a microphone. Hpowever down in the audience, a certain brunette was complaining.
" Dude gets that long of an introduction?" Scorpion mumbled.
" Johnny's gotta be biased," King noticed.
" Johnny's a major TLSoulDude fan, then again, isn't Dairo?" Mirasuka asked coming over.
" GO TL!" the same guy yelled nearby.
" Besides, he's an awesome guy who sings well, just let it go," she said.
" Oh no, when someone messes with my mojo, they are a harsher more disgusting person and I will enjoy watching them go down!" King said pointing down with both thumbs. Both of the people nearest him were stunned and speechless.
" Wow . . . tell us how you really feel," Mirasuka said.
King went flat-faced. " I just did."
( A/N: Total Drama Island.)
TL as he waved and said over the mic, " Thanks everybody. I didn't need that long of an intro, so I'm just gonna go ahead and sing for you guys."
" Sorry dude! You just rule!" Johnny yelled from offstage.
TL raised a brow as the music began from Phill Collin's 'Son of Man'.
" Did some research Johnny," Banjomaru said.
" And?" King asked.
" He's got a restraining order from a few hot stars," he said annoyed.
" Greeeaaat . . ." King groaned.
TL then started singing.
TL: Oh, the power to be strong
and the wisdom to be wise.
All these things will
come to you in time.
The audience was cheering. Hanabi cheered up in the front. Lunatic and D-Dude also cheered for their brother.
" Show off," King said.
" You sure you're alright bro?" Scorpion asked. His face went flat. " Bro . . ."
TL: On this journey that you're taking
there'll be answers that you seek.
It's you who'll climb the mountain.
It's you who'll reach the peak!
King humphed and crossd his arms.
" Man . . . heh, someone needs a Snickers," Scorpion laughed and then walked over to the stage.
" HEY!"
TL: Son of man
look to the sky.
Lift your spirit,
set it free.
Someday you'll walk tall in pride.
Son of man
a man in time you'll be!
King followed Scorpion, growling.
" You're gonna get it for that crack, bro!" he yelled.
Scorpion yelped as his brother pounced on him. The two started an offstage fight which rolled off behind the stage. No one noticed it, and if anyone did, they knew it was a brother thing.
TL: In learning you will teach,
and in teaching you will learn.
You'll find your place beside
the ones you love.
Oh, and all the things you've dreamed of,
the visions that you saw.
Well the time is drawing near now.
It's yours to claim it all!
The two brothers kept fighting, dragging Haru in on accident, still aching with a broken foot, (in three places, don't ask how), and Dairo, who was trying to kiss Tanuki at the time. The four took their fight to the coast, still yelling, cursing in several different languages, and one case where King spoke in Dragon tongue and Haru's Demon tongue making their ears bleed a bit.
TL: Son of man,
look to the sky!
Lift your spirit,
set it free!
Someday you'll walk tall in pride.
Son of man
a man in time you'll be!
" What the- AAAHHHH!" they all four said as they stopped.
TL: Son of man . . .
They screamed as a wave came over them, washing them up. They were sent back into the open ocean, regularly clothed, and were bwiped back up to the beach. Haru spit out water from his mouth. King shook all over like a dog. Scorpion wringed his hair out. Dairo flopped like a fish for five seconds, then settled down and laughed.
" Wipe out . . ." he laughed.
TL: Son of man's
a man for all
to see!
That takes care of part two! Hope you enjoyed the minor fight scene! man, multitasking in a fic is fun! Might wanna do it more often . . . anyways, see you next time!