(You have to have seen "Margaret's Museum" with Helena Bonham Carter to get this one folks!)
Emily- You may kiss the bride! (kisses victor on the bridge)
Victor- Yeah huh, one moment she's kissing me the next she's gonig to be puttting my man parts in pickle jars to display in a freaky museum full of body parts!
Emily- No love. After I died that museum was shut down. It's now a McDonalds!
(Victor's hand is pulled in the groungd and finally gets it back and Emily's arm is on his arm.)
EMILY: WWHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
VICTOR: wow.
(Emily comes out of the ground sniffling)
EMILY: I cannot take this anymore! You keep pulling my arm off and it hurts!
VICTOR: But it's in the script...
EMILY: SCREW THE DAMN SCRIPT! TIM!
TIM: Yep?
EMILY: CAN WE SKIP THE ARM PULLING OFF PART?
TIM: Uh, no. It looks more realistic. But we could...
EMILY: I QUIT!!! (Grabs her arm and leaves and notices the the donut boy with the doughnuts. She takes the Krispy Kream bow with doughnuts) I'LL take that and get otta here!
( Door slams shut)
TIM: I was actually gonna suggust using a fake hand, but whatever, her loss.
(Victor and Victoria eating their first dinner as a married couple)
Victor:...Ok, can I leave the table now?
Victoria: No. Not until I finish, it's courteous.
Victor: It's taken you 2 hours to eat a bowl of soup!
Victoria: Oh, come on, you INHALE your food!
Victor: I grew up with MY MOTHER! Have you seen her? If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!
(After Emily and Victor come back from Victoria's house)
Emily: And I thought, I thought this was all going so well!!!
(starts crying, her eye popps out)
(victor picks it up)
Victor: Look, I'm sorry. But there's no need to cry your eye out.
Bonejangles: And now, introducing: JACK SKELLINGTON!! applause
Jack: sing Sally's Song, I think My dearest friend, if you don't mind...I'd like to join you by your side...where we can gaze upon the stars...
Emily: Oh my, I think I'm love!
Victor: Umm, Emily, aren't we married? Emily?
Jack and Emily: sing together And sit together. Now and forever. For it is plain, as anyone can see, we're simply meant to be. they kiss, just like the last scene in Nightmare Before Christmas
Jack: ...
Bonejangles: Hey, cheer up man. I'm available!
Jack: OO!!!
(When Emily and Victor arrive at Elder's)
EMILY: Can you get us to the Land of the Living?
ELDER: Why go up there when they're dying to get down here? And it's unnatural.
EMILY: In other words, you can't do it?
ELDER: I most certainly can! I've even made a love potion, the ninth one to be exact (cue music) for Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey to be together and so far, it's fine.
(Jessica Simpson comes in looking pissed)
VICTOR: (Looking at JS dreamly) Oooh... she's hot...
EMILY: WHAT?!?!?!
VICTOR: nothing
JESSICA: YOU TOTTALY GYPPED ME YOU MOTHERFU SKELETON!!!!
ELDER: ...
EMILY: Screw this! Victor! Get those spoons! We'll just dig!
VICTOR: ( Looking at JS) No, I'll stay here... I'm fine here...
EMILY: NOW!!!!!
VICTOR: Coming!(To JS) So, tonight?
JESSICA: Get a life.
(When JS turns around, Victor gives her finger)