A/N: Okay, very random, but it just popped into my head. Had to do it. Forgive me! (Hides).
Disclaimer: Cheese, me no like cheese! Er, I mean, I don't own FMA. ¬ ¬
Cheese
Havoc pushed a plate in front of Edward with a ginger flick of his wrist. Edward stared at the plate for a second before looking back up to Havoc with a menacing glare. A growl emitted from the back of his throat.
Havoc rolled his eyes. "What's wrong now?"
Ed lifted a hand and pointed to the plate. "There's cheese on the burger."
"I know, hence the name 'cheeseburger'."
"Cheese has milk in it."
Havoc bit the toothpick in his mouth. "No shit, Sherlock."
"I don't like milk."
Havoc almost fell over in his chair. There was no way he could get milk in this kid…unless…
"Don't you dare put milk in my coffee."
Damn.
A/N: Heh, not exactly what I thought of at first, but it works! Gotta love Havoc.
-Mint Pizza Queen