Paw: Okay, I'm here again with another chapter!
Dean: Why?
Paw: I'm bored.
Stefan: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Paw: O.O hey hey, what's up?
Stefan: What's up? WHAT'S UP! I saw what you did.
Paw: What I did?
Stefan: Yeah, you're lucky I haven't told Damon yet.
Paw: Is this about-
Stefan: The fic. I'm pregnant? Are you insane?
Paw: I think I might be...
Stefan: With Damon's kid no less!
Paw: Uh, hey, it's for entertainment purposes! You're not actually pregnant.
Stefan: * glaring*
Paw: Teehee.
Dean: * smiles* I'm kinda happy she isn't as obsessed with writing Supernatural fics.
Paw: I can change that!
Sam: * glares at Dean* Nice going!
Dean: What?
Sam: Now she's going to go and make some crazy story starring us.
Paw: Actually I kinda have.
Sam: What? No you haven't.
Paw: * gestures around* Yes. I have.
Dean: Nice going Sam. Bitch.
Sam: Jerk.
Paw: Ah! They said it! * mini freak out*
Stefan: I am refusing to do anything for this chapter because of unfair treatment.
Paw: Unfair treatment? Go ask your brother about unfair treatment.
Stefan: Whatever. * Walks away*
Paw: Don't mind him, must be the hormones.
Stefan: I heard that!
Paw: Okay, before I start this, I want to say that I don't own The Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, or Lost. But I do own Frodo and myself, but that goes without saying.
Frodo: Meow.
Paw: Oh, he's back to doing that.
Frodo: Shut up.
Paw: Whatever. Okay, so the first up is smallss27. Sam, she says she loves you.
Sam: I...Love you too?
Dean: Hey, what about me, don't I get some love?
Paw: Love you, Dean. Alright the next is Mary Izzy Dakota. She says -pouts- I want Adam and Cas in this thing. -shrugs- Oh well.
Paw: I could bring them in. Maybe next chapter or something, cuz I think Bobby's run off.
Sam: He got out? How?
Paw: * shrugs* I have no idea but if I did, I don't think I would tell you. Okay, she says, I COME BARING GIFTS! To Dean, Sam, and Stefan. Damon, Your a Kinky SOB and you deserved to be branded, but I still think your hot. -smiles-
Damon: Do you know what she branded on my ass! ' Property of Stefan'. I would brand your ass and see if you still have the nerve to say that.
Paw: That doesn't even make sense.
Damon: * glares*
Paw: Well, apparently all the VD characters hate me today. Okay, so she says, To Dean- I know you love food, so here. -hands him a bacon cheese burger and apple pie-
Dean: Sweet. * takes*
Paw: See, you do get love, just through the form of food.
Dean: Yeah, and what you did in the backroom the other day.
Paw: You swore you would never speak of that.
Dean: * sly smile*
Paw: Okay, moving on. To Sam- Your adorable. -gives him a gun- Shoot Damon for me. I would appreciate that.
Damon: What? What did I do?
Sam: * aims at Damon*
Paw: Ah, oh so violent. Okay, To Stefan- I think your... Nice. -hands him an oversized fat bunny- Its the biggest I could find.
Stefan: * takes the bunny and walks off*
Paw: Sorry, he's a little sore from what happened earlier. Okay, now, Jack, Kate. Your both to annoying and needy for me to give you gifts. * looks around* Where are they?
Sam: They went to the backroom earlier this morning.
Paw: Oh. Okay, uh, Boone- Please, talk more. And I'll give you a present!
Boone: I would, but most of the time the things they talk about are non-sense.
Paw: I disagree. There are some...uh, wait, never mind. I talked about Stefan getting pregnant this morning...
Boone: I'll try more.
Paw: Alright. Now these are from Dawnie-7, she says, Ohhh... ouch. Some very much need aloe vera for Damon, and yes, another pickle.
Damon: * holding his arm* Give me the Aloe Vera.
Paw: * tosses* It doesn't treat bullet wounds, you know.
Damon: I know. * walks off*
Paw: Oh. You forgot your pickle!
Damon: * walks back and takes pickle* I need someone to rub this on my ass.
Paw: O.o go ask Stefan, I'm sure he will do it. * smiles*
Damon: * walks off*
Paw: Moody people...oh, she also says, And a vow to hunt down South and whack her upside the head for that, not cool :(
Dean: * chuckles* That was awesome.
Paw: That was a good day...I still need to apologize for that though. Okay, so that's it for all the stuff from reviewers.
Sam: Should we sign off now?
Paw: Kay, I'll do it. Pawprints25 and her gang are signing off for now. We would like to thank smallss27, Mary Izzy Dakota, Vampirewithasecret, and Dawnie-7 for reviewing.
Jack: Oh, hey.
Paw: Jack. Where have you been?
Jack: Running from Kate in the small room.
Paw: Oh...where is she?
Jack: Asleep in a chair.
Paw: Okay, and before I forget. Vampirewithasecret, no you don't need to keep these guys in order because most of them are ignoring me today, but I thank you for the thought.
Jack: She should come on with whips and stuff. * smiles*
Paw: You are sick.
Dean: Paw! Backroom, now.
Paw: * sigh* in a minute.
Jack: Should I get Kate out of there?
Paw: I don't know, he might want a threesome.
Jack: You think I'm sick...
Paw: * smiles and walks to backroom*
Jack: * lets out a sigh and pulls out a dharma diet bar.* Nobody want to feed me, I'll feed myself. * walks away*