Thanks to Princess Zora, ZeldaRubix, Gloria, dragoness of storm, KHLegacy, and seqka711 for their reviews. So, it's Friday and Saria prepared her thank you notes. She also scolded Mido, cleaned up parts of the Forest Temple with her fellow Kokiri and talked with the forest spirits.
-miano53
Thank You Notes: Saria
*Stepping into the studio and seeing a sparse audience, Saria jumped into the oversized for her desk chair, pulled the bottom lever to get it to the height of the desk and looked to Junior.
"Hey, Junior, can you play the thank you notes music?" Saria asked.
Junior, wearing a ReDead mask, started playing it. Young Link saw it and screamed, "ReDeads! Die!"
He pulled out his short, Kokiri Sword and started slashing away at the prodigy.
"Help!" Junior screamed while running away from the piano.
The two ran out of the room and Saria said, "Okay…"*
"Thank you…Link,
For taking so long to rescue me in the Forest Temple. Did you know that Wallmasters can slam you to death?
Sincerely,
Saria, the Forest Sage"
"Thank you…Princess Zelda,
For totally stealing my best friend. And you wonder why I didn't answer your calls on the Sheikah Stone.
Sincerely,
Saria, the Forest Sage"
"Thank you…Mido,
For being a total jerk, a slave driver, and the winner of the most hated Kokiri award. Good job, Mido. Good job…
Sincerely,
Saria, the Forest Sage"
*"Die stupid ReDead!" Link shouted, still chasing Junior.
"Help me!" Junior screamed.
"As I was saying," Saria said, ignoring him.*
"Thank you…dungeon designers,
For giving me a temple with no real back story. Seriously, who puts a giant mansion in the middle of a forest? This isn't Kingdom Hearts, people! Give some backstory or something!
Sincerely,
Saria, the Forest Sage"
"Thank you, Poe Sisters,
For haunting the Forest Temple and scaring the crud out of me and the forest spirits…until that Wallmaster squashed me…
Sincerely,
Saria, the Forest Sage"
"Thank you, Forest Magic,
For being practically nonexistent in the games…unless you count the Deku Leaf in Wind Waker. Sigh…
Sincerely,
Saria, the Forest Sage"
*"Saria! Help me!" Junior screamed.
"Just take off the mask!" Saria yelled.
He did and Link kept chasing him.
"Die ReDead!" Link yelled.
"I'm not a ReDead!" Junior screamed.
"Wait for me. I'll go stop him," Saria sighed.*
I guess Link has a traumatic experience with ReDeads. And next is Darunia.