A/N: things I actually googled for this chapter:
· When was pizza hut born
· Most expensive pizza from pizza hut
"Well that was a complete and utter disaster," James sighed as he plopped himself on the couch next to Sirius.
"Agreed," Remus nodded his head.
"Yeah, Petunia," Willow hissed.
Petunia pointed a finger at Willow. "Don't you dare blame me! You deserved that!"
"You up for round two?" Willow curled up her non-broken fist.
"Nope. Nope, nope, nope," Lily interjected, pushing the two angry girls apart.
"Well what else are we supposed to do?" Willow rolled her eyes, and sat down.
The room was silent as everyone considered their options.
"…We could play truth or dare?" Sirius grinned.
Severus rolled his eyes. "Seriously?"
Sirius lightened up immediately. "Very Siriusly."
Everyone rolled their eyes except for Willow and Peter who just looked confused.
"That's the most cliché sleepover game eve-!" Severus started but Willow interrupted.
"OHHHH MY GOD. BECAUSE IT'S HIS NAME!" She exclaimed.
Peter snorted. "Oh! Now I get it!"
Willow beamed and high-fived Peter.
"Good one!" Willow smiled.
There was another awkward beat of silence in which everyone just stared at Peter and Willow.
"…That's the most cliché sleepover game ever," Severus tried again.
"We already did shitty stuff to eachother. Why not do it in a more fun way?"
"Wait, wait, wait, what's truth or dare?" Willow asked.
"You go around in like, a circle and ask eachother to either tell the truth or do a dare. The other person has to do either one no matter what," James explained, obviously excited by this idea.
Willow paused. "This just seems like a plan to get Lily to kiss you-!"
"Hey, let's start!" James interrupted.
Petunia snorted. "I'm not playing!"
"Good, you weren't invited!" Willow taunted, as the rest of the group sat in a circle.
Petunia's face turned red. "Oh yeah?! Well…I'll play anyway then!" She snarled, and shoved Lily to make more room.
"Damn!" Willow crossed her non-broken arm over her chest.
"This is really dumb," Remus said.
"I'm just happy to be apart of the group," Peter smiled.
"I'll start!" Sirius announced to the non-enthusiastic group. "Remus! Truth or dare?"
Remus obviously did not want to go first, but spoke anyway. "Truth. I guess."
Sirius stopped, not really knowing what to ask. "Uh. What's your-…favorite color?"
"Oh my God," Willow groaned, quietly next to Severus.
"B-Blue…?" Remus answered, confused by how this was going.
"This is the lamest party ever," Petunia declared.
"I shall go next!" Willow demanded.
"That's not how it works Willow," Sirius said, patiently. "I asked Remus, so now Remus has to pick someone to do a truth or dare,"
Willow made an annoyed sound and propped her chin up with her free hand.
"I-It's okay!" Remus said. "Willow, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Okay. What's-!"
"I swear to God, if you ask me what my favorite color is I'm going to murder myself and then everyone else here so they don't have to suffer through the rest of this stupid game."
Remus immediately stopped talking. After a minute of stuttering he tried to start again.
"E-Er… What's the spell you use to dye your hair?"
Willow's eyes lit up, happy to know the answer to this question. "Colovaria. You just point your wand and then you- you like-…" She trailed off and made a weird swooshing motion with her hand. Severus watched this with an eyebrow raised. Lily pretended to look interested.
Willow cleared her throat, seeing as no one else wanted to really know this. "Petunia. Truth or dare?"
Petunia narrowed her eyes. "Truth."
"I truth you to pick dare."
"It doesn't really work like that-!" Sirius started, but was quickly interrupted by Willow.
"Sorry, are you the darer? I don't think so."
"Yeah Sirius, play by the rules," Petunia sneered.
Sirius threw his hands up in frustration and James patted his shoulder consolingly.
"What is my dare?" Petunia demanded, eyes piercing through Willow's.
Willow's were piercing right back. "I dare you…"
Lily held her breath. Peter leaned in a little. Severus was prepared to hold Willow back if she tried to attack Petunia…or not. It would depend.
"…To order me a pizza," She grinned.
Everyone let out the breaths they were holding. Severus seemed mildly irked at the lack of violence.
"And pay for it!" Willow quickly added.
Petunia quickly shook her head. "Nuh-uh! You never said that!"
Willow pouted. "Fine!"
Petunia walked over to the Evans' house phone. "What place?"
"Pizza Hut!" Willow called to her. Willow had seen various Pizza Hut commercials whilst skipping through channels on Lily's TV.
"I'm sorry, what's happening right now?" James shook his head, not quite believing what he was witnessing.
"She's ordering me Pizza Hut but I have to pay for it. Come on, James. Keep up," Willow snorted.
"Seriously, James," Petunia scoffed, in mutual agreement with Willow.
"O-…Okay?" He frowned.
"Ah, yes, hello?" Petunia talked into the phone. "My name is-…er, Wiwi-!"
"Willow!" Willow hissed. "You sound like you're trying to speak French you idiot-!"
"Yes, and I would like everything on your menu with a side of every drink mixed together," She continued, then paused; giving them their address. "Thanks," She said, and hung up. She then strode back to the group with a smirk on her face, and plopped down.
"What the Hell was that?" Willow questioned.
"I did what you asked me too!" Petunia defended herself.
Sirius was grinning to himself.
"Dude, do you even have that much money?" James shook his head in amazement.
"Noooope!" Willow narrowed her eyes at Petunia who smiled, innocently.
"Alright. My turn," Petunia said.
"What? You don't get another turn! That was like the big dare, wasn't it?" Willow seethed.
"W-Well…we can keep going if you want…," Lily said, sort of just wanting to see how this would play out.
"Oh, I want. I very much want," Petunia tilted her head, grinning impishly.
"…Ew. Pervert," Willow snorted.
"Not like that, you creep!" Petunia hissed.
"Well it sounded like tha-!"
"Willow, truth or dare?" Petunia yelped.
"You can't go back to me! I just went! Right, Sirius?" Willow looked at Sirius. He was examining his nails, still annoyed from before.
"I dunno. Play by the rules, Willow," He mocked her from earlier.
"Actually-!" Severus started, trying to stop whatever was happening.
"Shhhh. I wanna see what happens," Lily whispered.
"Dare then!"
"I dare you to invite that girl you came with here to the party!"
Willow scrunched up her face. "Dude. You don't want that."
"It's a dare-!" Petunia started.
Willow shook her head. "It's a game. Choose someone else, or choose something else."
Petunia considered this while the others were frozen. It was rare for Willow to actually say anything without a hint of a humor in her voice.
"Fine," Petunia said, getting an odd look in her eye.
Willow visibly relaxed.
"Witch. Truth or dare?"
Lily looked up, confused. "Uh-…me?"
James narrowed his eyes. "Don't call her that."
"Truth or dare?" Petunia repeated, not minding James. "Since she isn't going to go, then I want you to."
No one missed the anger in Petunia's eyes.
"H-Hey, maybe we should stop playing," Peter suggested.
"Agreed," nodded Remus.
Willow stood up from her place on the floor, with some help from Severus.
"N-No, it's okay!" Lily said, desperate to have a sort of normal conversation with her sister. "I'll pick dare."
Petunia grinned. "Kiss Severus."
Willow's hand went rigid in Severus' who was in the middle of helping her up.
James froze.
No one spoke.
Except for Lily, who was stuttering like a mad woman. "I-er-…you don't really want me to-…!"
Luckily, the group was saved by a knock on their door.
"…That must be the-…pizza guy…," Lily said.
Willow didn't miss the disappointment flash through Severus' eyes.
And oh, how she hated it.
Willow stalked over to where her bags rested on the floor, and swept them up. She knew full well all eyes were on her. Well…almost all of them.
Severus was still staring at Lily.
Willow spun around, and pasted a smile on her face. "I really should be making my leave."
James snapped out of the frozenness first. "You sure? It's a sleepover-!"
"Nope. I have to go. Forgot."
Sirius turned towards her too, trying to figure out what emotion she was trying to display.
"Forgot what?"
"Cult meeting. Y'know? All that sorta stuff," Willow lied as she backed away towards the door. "So, thank you very much for this terrible night. I will see you all again, at school! Goodbye-!"
As she spun around and opened the door her face fell.
Her night was about to get a whole lot worse.
Ari smiled. "Hey, Willow. Aren't you going to welcome me to the party?"
A/N: Yaaaaay! Here's a quick glimpse of the next chapter:
"Ah, while I may enjoy shopping, I'm not buying your bullshit, dearest sister." –Ari
The chapter is actually already made, so please make sure to read this chapter so I'll know if you want the next one or not! You don't need to review, just reading this far is enough! Thanks for reading! Here's one more teaser:
"Which one of you is Willow's boyfriend-!" –Ari
