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FML Twilight

Today, I found out that my boyfriend, who claims that he's imprinted on me and I'm his only soul mate, actually loved my mom in high school. His excuse was that his attraction for my mom was due to his future love for me and that it was displaced. He already kissed my mom, twice but all I get are hugs. My father even admitted that he once offered my boyfriend a week-end with my mom a week after their honey moon to probably do more! But he's opposed of my relationship with him! My mother attacked my boyfriend because he loves me but she only ever thought of him as a younger brother. Later I find fake ID's and a stash of money for my boyfriend and I to skip the country, this is so fucked up! FML.

By: ChaoticFamilyAffairs

Comments:

1. Your family is pretty fucked up... – by AndThat'sAnUnderstatement

2. This is better than a soap opera – by RealLifeDrama

3. Ouch, second best to your mother! – by ReboundGirl

4. "Displaced love" - UnlikelyStory

5. Your mom must be one hot mother fucker – by LikeLiterally

6. Wait if he dated your mom, he should be at least twice your age – by WhatAPerv

7. Why would you want him? – by He'sSoOld

8. Must be the money! – by MarryRichOldDudes

9. What? It's not like he's the rich dude on Beverley hills that owns the playboy mansion – by ThatTitleAlreadyTaken

10. Second best to Hefner? – by IronyMuch?

11. Not even, there's so many rich people out there- by BottomOfTheList

12. Even the last rich person is still rich – by LogicHasIt

13. Maybe we're thinking about this the wrong way – by SwitchDirections

14. So he's not filthy rich and the age of my grandpa? – by WhyWasteTime?

15. Maybe he was after the money of her mother – by AhaMoment

16. That makes sense, so he couldn't get her so he goes for her daughter – by AlternativePlans

17. The mother still got some action, got to kiss him multiple times – by TheCougarStrikesAgain

18. It could be love! – by NotEverythingAboutTheMoney

19. It ain't about the money, money, money, We don't need your money, money, money, we just wanna make the world dance, forget about the price tag – by JessieJ

20. Well that explains why he only hugs his girlfriend because he still loves her mother – by NotOverIt

21. Then the father's an idiot to let his wife go off with him – by ChangeOfHearts

22. Well he mentioned that he wanted them to do more – by HeExpectedIt

23. A week after the honeymoon too! – by MustHaveDispleasedHim

24. She didn't do her wifely duties well, so he wants to send her off with another man to learn a thing or two! – by PracticeMakesPerfect

25. What kind a husband is he? – by AVeryCrappyOne

26. He doesn't want his daughter to be too good too? – by MaybeAPossibility

27. Brother/sister relationships and father / daughter relationships – by SeemsToBeATrend

28. Ew! That burned my brain! – by Don'tEvenGoThere

29. It's probably not like that, he just wants to protect his little girl – by CaringFather

30. Or he just a selfish prick that doesn't want the boyfriend to get so much action – by KeepYourHandsOffMyGirl

31. What if the father opposed to their relationship because he wants her boyfriend- by IfICan'tHaveHimYouCan'tEither

32. Your mother attack your boyfriend because he loves you – by JealousBitch

33. Wow you're boyfriend has everyone fighting for him – by WhatACatch

34. But her mom only thinks of him as a little brother – by NoHarmfulResults

35. Umm... brother / sister relationship – by SeeAboveEntry

36. Yea, Selena said "He's like my little brother. That's weird to me." about Justin Bieber, and now look they are dating! – by PerfectExample

37. This is worse than a love triangle! – by It'sALoveSquare

38. Not really, squares are suppose to be equal, it's more of a messed up rectangle – by UnfairDistributions

39. Let's see, we have the mother/father, mother/boyfriend, girlfriend/ boyfriend, daughter /father. - by PrettyEvenPairs

40. Forgot the boyfriend / father – by OffBalanceAgain

41. Holy shit, if this was plotted on a relations diagram it would form a web! – by YeaThatBad

42. At least it's not like King Lukengu, he had 800 wives and who knows how many children – by PalesInComparison

43. Compare it a monk, single, just preaching in a temple, far, far away, from all this drama – by EmbraceTheCarefree

44. Must it be compared by the worse extremes, normal families form a tree – by TheSimplicityOfNormal

45. Don't compare it to normal, the parents are so against them yet they're made fake ID's – by FairlyTwisted

46. They might be trying to be normal by sending them off so the couples aren't distracted – by JustGetLostKids

47. Who cares! Just take the fake ID's and money and travel the world – by BonVoyage