A/N: Hi :) I messed up last time, and xLil' Suga Babyx 's prompt wasn't in the last chapter, just in this one.
So, Thanks to xLil' Suga Babyx , Gleeluver630 for the promps :)
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Wes Montgomery: My poor, innocent eyes! Can't unsee!
-Nick Duval and Jeff Sterling like this
David Thompson: What can't you unsee?
Wes Montgomery: Klaine! *shudders* Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel - LOCK YOUR FREAKING DOOR!
Kurt Hummel: Well, you could have knocked...
Wes Montgomery: I did. 5 times.
Blaine Anderson: Oh.
-Jeff Sterling and Nick Duval like this
Santana Lopez: Wanky.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Get some, Hummel!
-Nick Duval and Jeff Sterling like this
Wes Montgomery: All I wanted was to tell you about the Personalised Gavel that I just ordered on the Internet...
Mr. Bangy: You're replacing me? Bang bang Bang?
Wes Montgomery: Of course not, Mr. Bangy. I have a team of private investigators out in China looking for you, baby.
Cameron Davis: *dies laughing*
Wes Montgomery: ...And instead I am scarred for life! *shudder* Lock the door before you have sex.
Finn Hudson: Wes, dude. This is my bro we're talking about here. Can we not talk about this?
Kurt Hummel: We were not having sex!
Blaine Anderson: Yeah, we do lock the door before we do that...
Kurt Hummel: BLAINE!
Finn Hudson: *shudder*
Nick Duval: *Dies from the insane hotness*
Jeff Sterling: *joins you*
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Jeff Sterling: I'm bored. Hey, Nick Duval, a game?
-Nick Duval likes this
Nick Duval: Sure thing ;)
Jeff Sterling: So, you know how we're the Weasley twins...
Wes Montgomery: Incest!
Nick Duval: Shut it, Wes. Yeah...
Jeff Sterling: Well, let's make everyone into Harry Potter characters! And then they have to change their names on Facebook to the character that we give them!
Nick Duval: YAY!
Jeff Sterling: So, we're the Weasley twins. Who's Harry?
Nick Duval: Blaine. Duh.
Jeff Sterling: That would make Kurt Ginny...
Kurt Hummel: I could so pull off ginger. ;) But what about Drarry?
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Fred Weasley: Bonjour. Once someone's guessed who you are, then you change your middle name to your real one again.
George Weasley: Jeff, since when was Fred french?
Fred Weasley: Since I decided to make him say Bonjour.
Luna Lovegood: I'm confused.
Draco Malfoy: Who's Luna?
Harry Potter: I don't know...
Hermione Granger: Whoever gave me Hermione... I'm not as annoying as her.
Draco Malfoy: I'm assuming that's Rachel. Rach, you're more annoying than Hermione.
Hermione Rachel Granger: Grrr... Who are you?
Harry Potter: Aha, our identities are secret.
Ron Weasley: I am not ginger.
George Weasley: Who cares? Neither are we! Cameron is.
Fred Weasley: Ugh, you've just given away that we're Warblers!
George Weasley: I called you Jeff earlier. They know who we are.
Ron Weasley: Okay. Nick and Jeff, right? And Harrry Potter is Blaine. Which would make Ginny Kurt.
George Nick Weasley: Huh.
Fred Jeff Weasley: Huh.
Harry Blaine Potter: Hey ;)
Ginny Weasley: Wroooong.
Ron Weasley: Hey, sis!
Ginny Weasley: Who are you?
Ron Weasley: Secret.
Lavender Brown: BITCH, I AINT CHO CHANG!
Ron Weasley: Well, helloo! ;)
Cho Chang: That's all right, I'm Cho Chang, y'all.
Draco Malfoy: Let me guess. Cho, are you Tina?
Cho Tina Chang: Correct!
Draco Malfoy: Get in there! *fist pump*
Lavender Brown: Wanky!
Ron Weasley: Get some!
Draco Malfoy: Hi, Santana and Puck.
Lavender Santana Brown: Huh. Why am I Lavender anyway?
Ron Puck Weasley: And why am I Ron? *winks at Rachel*
Rubeus Hagrid: Grrr...
Ron Puck Weasley: Aha. Finn.
Rubeus Finn Hagrid: Why the hell am I Hagrid?
Fred Jeff Weasley: Because you're so tall...
Luna Lovegood: I'm still confused.
Draco Malfoy: Oh, you're Britt!
Luna Brittany Lovegood: Hmm. I think. Or am I a sandwich?
Hermione Rachel Granger: And the only person apart from Santana who calls Brittany 'Britt' is Kurt. So, Kurt is Draco.
Draco Kurt Malfoy: Yup. ;)
Ginny Weasley: This got boring. I'm Mercedes. Can we do something else now?
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Kurt Hummel: I like cheesecake.
Blaine Anderson: okay...
Kurt Hummel: That was Neff. They're so weird...
Nick Duval: Dolores! Put down that cheesecake!
Jeff Sterling: Get up girl, get on up!
Nick Duval: SIT DOWN!
Kurt Hummel: Did you seriously just hack my account purely so that you could quote A Very Potter Musical?
Jeff Sterling: A Very Potter Sequel , Kurt. Duh.
Kurt Hummel: Oh, I'm sorry.
Nick Duval: You should be.
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Jeff Sterling: We have a confession to make. Wes Montgomery...
-Nick Duval likes this
Wes Montgomery: What is it, boys? The private investigators called. They can't find Mr. Bangy. I'm too depressed to listen to your jokes.
Nick Duval: Well, that's the thing.
Jeff Sterling: Mr. Bangy isn't in China.
Nick Duval: He's in my sock draw.
Wes Montgomery: WHAT?
Jeff Sterling: *meekly hands back gavel*
Wes Montgomery: OHMIGOD, MR. BANGY! YOU'RE ALIVE!
David Thompson: Um, guys? Wes is making out with his gavel. I'm scared for his sanity.
Nick Duval: What sanity?
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Kurt Hummel wrote on Blaine Anderson's wall:
Hey, handsome ;) Wanna go grab a coffee later? xx
-Blaine Anderson, and 3 others like this
Blaine Anderson: Hi, gorgeous ;) Sure, I'll pick you up at 1. Love you xx
Jeff Sterling: So adorable...
Kurt Hummel: Love you more :) xx
Blaine Anderson: That's not possible ;) xx
Nick Duval: So sweet...
Kurt Hummel: No, you are the most talented, awesome, gorgeous guy on the planet and I love you.
Jeff Sterling: No. I am the most talented, awesome, gorgeous guy on the planet, and you love me.
Nick Duval: *snort*
Jeff Sterling: *hits Nick with a dictionary*
Nick Duval: OW!
Blaine Anderson: *firmly ignoring Niff* Kurt, you are the most talented, supermegafoxyawesomehot, gorgeous guy on the planet. And I love you more.
Kurt Hummel: *also firmly ignoring Niff* Not really. You're more handsome than me. Maybe I'm more talented... But you are the hottest.
Blaine Anderson: Are you kidding me?
Kurt Hummel: Um, no?
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Blaine Anderson: Okay. Kurt Hummel is the most beautiful, handsome, gorgeous, sexy, funny, supermegafoxyawesomehot person in the world. So. How many of you would make out with Kurt if you could? How many of you think he's gorgeous?
-Mercedes Jones, Nick Duval, Jeff Sterling and 216 others like this
Blaine Anderson: *jealous Blaine* None of you can make out with Kurt, 'kay?
Kurt Hummel: *blushes* Aw, thank you guys. Blaine, why are you doing this?
Blaine Anderson: Just wanted to see what people said...
Nick Duval: OH, YOUR EYES, YOUR EYES, MAKE THE STARS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE NOT SHINING,
Jeff Sterling: YOUR HAIR, YOUR HAIR, FALLS PERFECTLY WITHOUT YOU TRYING,
Blaine Anderson: You're so beautiful, and I tell you every day,
Mercedes Jones: Oh, you know, you know, you know, I'd never ask you to change,
Santana Lopez: If perfect's what you're searching for, then you stay the same,
Brittany Peirce: So, don't even bother asking if you look okay, you know I'll say,
Wes Montgomery: When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change,
Cameron Davis: Because you're amazing, just the way you are,
Tina Cohen Chang: And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while,
Finn Hudson: Because you're amazing, just the way you are
Rachel Berry: Boy, you're amazing, just the way you are
Quinn Fabray: Oh, your lips, your lips, I would kiss them all day if you'd let me, (Sorry, Blaine, but it's true...)
Sam Evens: Your laugh, your laugh, you hate,
Blaine Anderson: But I think it's so sexy,
Artie Abrams: You're so beautiful,
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: And I tell you every day,
Mike Chang: 'Coz, boy, you're amazing, just the way you are!
David Thompson: The way you are...
Trent Nixon: The way you areee,
Thad Harwood: Boy, you're amazing,
Mr. Bangy: Just the way you are
Kurt Hummel: *Blush* Thank you.
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Mercedes Jones is in a relationship with Sam Evens
-Kurt Hummel and 12 others like this
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Nick Duval: I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here's my handle, here's my spout.
-Jeff Sterling likes this
Wes Montgomery: What the hell?
Trent Nixon: Yeah, stop being so weird...
Nick Duval: STOP, IN THE NAAAAAME OF LOVE,
Jeff Sterling: BEFORE YOU BREEEAAAK MY HEART!
David Thompson: Do you guys really have a song for everything?
Jeff Sterling: Probably.
Blaine Anderson: And once they've started, you can't stop them.
Nick Duval: YOU CAN'T STOP THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN OR THE SUN IN THE SKY,
Jeff Sterling: YOU CAN WONDER IF YOU WANNA, BUT I'LL NEVER ASK WHY,
Nick Duval: AND IF YOU TRY TO HOLD ME DOWN I'M GONNA SPIT IN YOUR EYE AND SAAAAAAYYYYY...
Jeff Sterling: THAT YOU CAN'T STOP THE BEAT!
Kurt Hummel: Weirdos. ;)
Blaine Anderson: Douchebags.
Nick Duval: There are so many douchebags in the world.
Jeff Sterling: Yes, so many douchebags get the girls,
Nick Duval: Who deserve more, than absolutely anything,
Jeff Sterling: Than any charm, or potion could ever bring,
Nick Duval: But men like that, they have her on a string,
Jeff Sterling: And they don't careeee...
Kurt Hummel: *eye roll*
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A/N: ;) I got a little bit hyper. :)
The Unicorn Game fic is being written. It'll be up soon, but I don't really know when.
Prompt and review! xx