Rachel's idea again. These (from I think page 9) were all written today. God, school is boring.
Mermaids
"Have you ever been with anyone else?" Clary's eyes were hopeful.
Jace gave a small smile. "No." He defended himself at her skeptical look. "Honestly! Like I've been waiting for you. You?" He expected the same answer from her, but Clary looked away.
"Just one. I'm sorry--he didn't mean anything. Really. I mean, he was a mermaid."
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Jace drew a slip of paper from the top hat. He made a face and dropped to the floor, feet together, arms outstretched above him. He began flopping around, one though running through his mind: I hate charades.
"Fish!" Clary guessed.
"Eel?" Jocelyn asked.
"Worm," Simon suggested.
"Beached whale."
With each suggestion, Jace shook his head, impatience growing.
Alec rolled his eyes, disgustedly glaring at all other members of his team. "come on, stupids," he sided, "it's obvious that he's a mermaid!"
Does anyone else think this would have been hilarious ended after the first paragraph? Don't freak out, Morgan, I still think it's funny.