Author's Note: Here's the next chappie! Just so you know, this chapter is going to be the past two chapters in a different point of view. And the reason I'm doing this is because it's very important and will make the fanfic flow more smoothly. Anyway, enjoy!
Chapter 12: Anniversary-A Different Point of View
Kari's POV
I woke up that morning feeling happy as a clown. Why? Number one, today was school so I would get to see Sora and number two, Kairi wasn't coming to school today. So, that'll give me the perfect time to get closer to Sora and make him realize what an awful mistake he's made by dating Kairi! Feeling happy, I hopped to my shower, took one, and then got ready for the day. Today I wore my normal school uniform that almost every single student has to wear. It was cold today, but I was going to be indoors for the whole day so it wouldn't matter.
While I brushed, my long, beautiful, smooth, soft, brown hair (A/N: Yes, Kari IS full of herself!), someone came knocking at the door. By the hard and quick pounding of the door, it was definitely Kaito. At first I ignored him, but he kept on knocking. Then, I ignored him again. This time, Kaito was going to try and break down the door. When he did, that didn't work. I make sure my room is very secure throughout my day. Eventually, I let the guy into my room.
"What do you want?" I asked annoyed.
"I need toothpaste." Kaito said getting off the ground.
"Go use Daddy's! I don't want your freakish germs on my toothpaste!"
"Come on! Just let…" Kaito then froze realizing what I was wearing. "Is that…glitter on your eyelids?"
"Presentation is very important." I informed my confused younger brother by a few minutes.
"Yeah, presentation for Sora is VERY important." There was a hint of sarcasm in his voice when he said that. I just made a face at him and continued with my work. "Anyway, can I borrow your toothpaste."
"No, now bye-bye!" I said pushing him out of my room and locking him out.
Once I was done getting ready, Kaito and I walked over to where my car was. I got into the driver's seat and Kaito got into the passenger's seat. I started to drive off to school. For once, I was finally going to be able t o get closer to Sora without having little miss "Queen Bee" ruin everything. Usually, I wouldn't turn on the radio in my car because it was too early in the morning, but since I am in a good mood, I decided to turn it on full sound and jam to my favorite songs. Of course, Kaito got all suspicious and all and started to ruin my jamming moments.
"Uh, Kari?" He asked interrupting me.
"What?" I asked annoyed and turning off the radio.
"Other than the fact that Kairi's not coming to school, why are you in such a good mood?"
"Because…my plan is working accordingly." I replied grinning as we parked in the school parking lot. I grabbed my bag and got out of the car walking into the building. Kaito followed me in there.
"How is it working?" Kaito asked in a nervous way.
"Because, this weekend was supposed to be 'Sora's and Kairi's three-moth anniversary. Can you believe that? They act like they're an old married couple who are still in High School!" I began to throw a fit in the hallways. People started looking at us. "What're you all looking at? Get out of here!" With that, people started scattering. "Anyway. This weekend is their anniversary and what better to ruin an anniversary with a very bad sickness."
"Bad sickness as in…what?"
"Do I have to spell everything out for you?! Kairi has bronchitis!" I explained it to him.
"Oh my gosh! Is she alright?" Kaito started to freak out.
"Yeah. But at least not right now. And she won't be better till after the weekend meaning no anniversary for her. How do I know? Because I was the one who gave her bronchitis." I whispered into Kaito's ear.
"How could you do something like that? How did you even do that? She could be really sick!" My brother yelled at me.
"Don't be such a drama king! She's not gonna die! She'll just be sick for quite a while, that's all." I grinned evilly and slipped by him.
"Seriously, how did you give her bronchitis?" Kaito asked.
"Simple. Remember when we saw our cousins and Drake had bronchitis? Well, I had him sneeze onto a pencil and then at school, I switched Kairi's clean one for the gross one. And now, voila! It's beautiful I tell you! Beautiful! This is working great!"
"I've gotta tell Sora this!" Kaito said beginning to take off before I grabbed him by the collar.
"If you tell anyone about this, I will personally beat you and feed you to the sharks. Are we clear?" I asked threatening Kaito.
"Yes ma'am!"
"Okay, bye bye!" I said before trotting off towards my first class.
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Biology Class
Oh yes. This has got to be my favorite class of all time. Why? Because it's the only class where I have Sora in it. I walked into the class and took a seat at an empty desk and saved an empty desk next to me and kicked off anyone who took it. I looked at the board while I waited for Sora to make it to class. By what the board had written on it, looked like we were doing some sort of experiment with genetics today. Interesting, I thought. As I'm thinking this, Sora walked into the class greeting some person at the door and then headed in my direction.
"Hey Sora! I saved a seat for you!" I said patting the seat.
"Oh thanks." He said sitting at the desk. "Do you have any idea what we're doing today?"
"I think we're going to have babies." I sighed.
"Huh?" Sora asked as the teacher began rambling about what we're doing.
"Okay class. Today, we're going to make babies. You and a partner of the opposite sex will get together and make babies. You'll write down your genes, cut them out, mix them up and randomly pick one of each pair of alleles. Your partner will do the same. You'll put them together and then, voila! You have a baby! Now, get moving."
"So, you wanna be partners?" I asked hoping Sora would say yes.
"Sure." He replied. We began writing down our genes and stuff and then really getting to work.
"Do you want kids in the future?" I asked mixing up my "genes".
"Yeah, I really do. I don't care about the sex unlike some people. You?"
"Definitely! I want a girl more than anything! So, let's mix these things up and see what we get!" I said as I began picking out my alleles. After we both finished up, we mixed them together and got our results.
"Okay, so we have a boy who's tall, brown hair, blue eyes, thin, has big feet, no dimples, and crooked teeth." Sora said writing down our results.
"Oh my gosh! He'll look just like you! A Sora Jr.!" I got cheerful.
"Kari, this isn't real. It's only an experiment."
"Right. I knew that." I said straightening myself up again.
After we answered some questions regarding this experiment, class was over. Sora said bye before he left the classroom to go to his next class. Now, this was fun! Although, even if Kairi were here, we still would've been partners because she's not in this class! Yay! Now, I also have the entire lunch period to flirt with him. Of course, I'll have to flirt with him in private or else his friends will bust me for life.
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At lunch
While I sat with my friends and brother in the cafeteria, I constantly searched for Sora to see if he had left the cafeteria. He didn't leave at first, but after looking around for like fifteen minutes, Sora was finally gone and I could make my move. So, I stood up, and snuck away from my "people". Why? Because I knew that Kaito would notice what I was doing if he saw me getting up.
I walked out of the cafeteria and looked around the hall for boy of my dreams. When, I found him, I saw him at my locker. Why was he at my locker? Was he asking me out? Oh my gosh! I guess he truly broke up with Kairi! I walked up closely to get a better looked as to what he was doing. Turns out, he wasn't asking me out after all. He was banging his head on my locker?
"Sora?" I asked looking at him strangely.
"Oh hey. Is this your locker?" Sora asked laughing nervously. I nodded and he quickly moved out of the way.
"I don't need to get into it, I was just wondering why you were banging your head against it?"
"I'm kind of stressed out."
"With what?" I asked as I slowly walked up to him closely. Sora was going to answer, but I placed a finger on top of his mouth. "Let's sit down and talk about this." He took my offer and sat on the ground against the wall next to me. "Now, what's the stress?"
"Mine and Kairi's anniversary. I'm planning this big day for us tomorrow and she's not at school today. I'm worried that something's happened to her, but nobody's telling me anything! If there's any day where I need her to be alright, it's today and tomorrow." Sora went on rambling, but in a hot and sexy way. "Sorry. It's just that…I love her so much and I want to show her that I care about the day we became a couple."
"Oh, I see. So, you're having romance issues." I "understood" scooting closer to him. "Can I do anything to help?"
"Not really. I just have to hope for the best." He answered looking up at the ceiling.
"So, what do you have in mind for tomorrow?" I asked. Sora grinned.
"A picnic on the beach, a swim in the ocean, and we're going to watch the sunset on the paopu island until it's all the way down." Sora explained loving this moment of thought. "You know what, I think I'm gonna ask her." My eyes got big then.
"You mean as in…"
"Yep. I think we're ready." Just as he said that, the bell rang for me to go to my class. "I'll see you around."
I sat there in shock at what he just said. Ask her? He's going to ask her to share the paopu fruit?! No! I won't let this happen! I have to do something! If Sora and Kairi are going to do an anniversary, then they'll probably have one at her house. I have to do something about this that'll ruin the "best day of their lives" and make Kairi as unhappy as she needs to be! I made my plans in my head as Kaito came and looked at me weirdly.
"What're you thinking?" He asked stepping back a bit.
"Come! We've got some ambushing to do!" I said dragging him by the ear.
After School
I drove over to Sora's house, but parked across the street so that he wouldn't get suspicious as to why my car was parked in this neighborhood. I stood over by Sora's window with a cool gadget thing along with headphones and a microphone. Kaito was over by Kairi's window with the same thing. I had to know what they were planning to do if I was going to ambush their anniversary.
What I planned on doing was sticking the microphone up towards Sora's window and then putting on the headphones so that I could hear what Sora was saying. If there was anyone who was going to make plans, it was Sora. But, I had Kaito go to Kairi's window in case she decides to take charge of things and make plans herself. Of course like always, Kaito felt guilty doing this, but I didn't care one bit.
"So, why are we doing this?" He asked annoyed.
"Because, I need to know their plans if I'm going to ambush them. I cannot let them feel the love! Now, just pipe down and listen in on Kairi." I whispered putting on my headphones. "I knew having you make these for the science fair last year would come in handy!"
"Yeah." Kaito muttered putting on his equipment. I heard Sora in his room and listened in. I could actually hear what Kairi was saying since I was standing right next to Kaito. Sora was calling Kairi, but unfortunately her mom picked up for now.
"Hello?" She asked.
"Kairi?" Sora asked hoping it was her.
"No, this is her mother. Who's calling?"
"It's Sora, is Kairi home?"
"Yeah, hold on a minute." He waited for a minute before I heard Kairi get on the phone. "Sora?" She asked. She sounded awful.
"Kairi." Sora took a deep breath. "Where were you today? I went through school worried about you that something happened."
"Sorry Sora, I tried to call you last night. I wasn't going to be coming to school today." I heard her cough on the other line.
"Are you okay? You sound awful." He asked with concern.
"Not really."
"Well, don't worry. You'll feel much better tomorrow because for our anniversary tomorrow, I've planned out a picnic on the beach, swim in the ocean, and then watch the sunset on the paopu island." Sora said dreamily. She was speechless. "Kairi?"
"I'm sorry Sora. But I can't go out tomorrow. I have bronchitis." Kairi answered. I stood there feeling I got something accomplished.
"What do you mean? You're not serious are you?" He asked.
"I am." Kairi said coughing really loud and hard. "Sorry. We shouldn't hang out tomorrow."
"Well, we don't have to go out tomorrow. Why don't I come over tomorrow and we'll hang out at your place?"
"I probably won't have that much energy. Are you sure?"
"Positive." Sora answered. She then agreed to letting him come over. "I just have to run a couple of errands tomorrow and I'll come over, okay?"
"Okay." Kairi said before sneezing. "I love you."
"I love you too, bye." He said before hanging up.
The next day
Okay, so now it's the next day meaning it's time to ambush. I made sure I had everything first. Squirt gun, check. Gas, check. Knockout gas, check. Spiders, check. I put all of those things into my backpack and then got Kaito to finally get up. Gosh! It was like 12 in the afternoon and he was still asleep! This is why Kaito should've been a girl! Of all the people in the world, why did I have to end up with a twin brother! Couldn't Kairi be the one with a twin brother and I could've had Namine as my sister!
After Kaito finally woke up, he got ready without enthusiasm and we headed out the door. As you could tell, he wasn't that much awake or excited about this whole ambush thing, but I didn't give a rat's ass about his opinion. He knows the consequences of what happens when he doesn't make me happy. After driving for a few minutes, we arrived at Kairi's house and parked across the street again.
"Okay. Now let's do this!" I said running up the house where the windows were open thankfully. "First, let's have a little 'rain' in the house."
"What're you going to do?"
"Just 'rain' in on their anniversary. Squirt gun!" I ordered. Kaito grumbled and handed me the squirt gun. There was no sight of them, so I aimed and squirted on the floor in front of the stairs. They would never expect it in front of the stairs. "And now, we wait." As I crouched down and waited, I heard Sora and Kairi coming down the stairs. I peaked up a bit so I can listen and see.
"Man, good times! What do you want to do next that doesn't involve fighting for a remote?" Sora asked Kairi.
"Can you cook?" She asked.
"I can cook grilled cheese. Does that count?"
"I was thinking of that. Let's go cook some lunch 'cause I'm hungry." Kairi said coming down the stairs.
I watched them as they slowly walked down the stairs hand-in-hand. Hmph! The nerve of them! They make me sick as hell! Kairi stepped in front of Sora so that she could lead him to the kitchen and I waited anticipated for Kairi to slip and fall. Once her foot landed in the puddle of water I left for them, she slipped! Boy, it felt good watching her slip and fall on her butt. She did slip, but she didn't fall on her butt. Sora caught her! What was she doing? Laughing nervously and blushing! He was also regaining her balance!
Okay, so that didn't work unfortunately. However, they were going in to the kitchen to cook. That would bring me to my next ambush item, the gas. I snuck around the house looking for an open window that led into the kitchen. Once I looked around for a bit, I finally found one. Kairi was preparing the cook while Sora was wiping up my puddle that I squirted. They were going to use the stove meaning my plan was going to work!
"Kari, seriously. I cannot go through with this. I feel too awful about this! Sora and Kairi are my friends! Do I have to make this any clearer to you?" Kaito complained. Now he was starting to get on my nerves.
"Just shut up and let me do this!" I said ignoring him.
When I looked I saw Kairi and Sora walking to the fridge. Perfect! The stove was right underneath, so I poured the gas into the pan and pot and then ducked before they saw me. I dashed away and cowered a bit aware of what's going to happen. I could hear their conversation still. Kaito came and joined me so he doesn't get hurt.
"Okay! Let's get this show on the road!" Sora said.
"Take your time on the grilled cheese. The soup will be a few minutes." Kairi said as she turned on the stove. "Sora, does it smell funny to you?"
"Yeah. It actually does now." Sora agreed. "It smells kind of like……gas. Like the gas for a car. It's coming from somewhere in here. Well, we can check it later. We should start the cooking."
"Yeah." She agreed.
Before we knew it, there was an explosion in the kitchen. That had a wonderful sound to it. I peaked at it and saw Kairi and Sora barbecued just standing there in shock. I couldn't help but laugh silently. Of course while I laughed, Kaito just shook his head in shame at me. Now, isn't this romantic, I thought to myself sarcastically. I looked one more time and I found them laughing! They're not supposed to be laughing! They're supposed to be blaming each other for the explosion! Gosh those idiots! They were cleaning the place right now and having a fight with the soap.
It was going to be a while until they were done cleaning, so we decided to drive down to Wendy's and get some lunch and hopefully get back to Kairi's house to find them finished with the kitchen. After we stopped there, I drove back and they were just finishing up when we arrived. Good! That means I can finally get back to my ambushing plans!
They decided to order pizza. From what I've heard was that they were ordering pepperoni, pineapple, and olives. Olives? Hmm, this could work, I thought to myself. I went into my bag and pulled out the jar of spiders and that I bought from the pet store last night. I was scared to death of them, but they were dead, so I had nothing to worry about really. So, we waited for the pizza guy to come so that way I could use my next plan. After a half an hour, the pizza guy showed up. I pulled out my knockout gas in preparation for my next plan.
"Um, excuse me. I'm the owner of this household. I'll take that." I lied walking up the pizza guy. Kaito was releasing the knockout gas behind the pizza guy.
"Okay. It's…um…18...hundred…munny." The pizza guy trailed off before he fainted in front of us. I took the pizza and opened it. Then, I opened the jar the poured the dead spiders all over the pizza. Man, this was going to be so disgusting it was amazing!
"Okay Kaito. Now, you have to borrow that guy's shirt and cap and pretend you work for Pizza Hut and you're delivering their pizza."
"I don't want to strip a guy in public. And why do I have to do it?" He whined.
"Because. Kairi's already suspicious of me as it is. She's not suspicious with you at all, so here!"
I gave my brother the pizza and took off the pizza guy's shirt and hat and have them to Kaito. He then put the shirt and cap on and went up to Kairi's door and knocked on it. I hid the knocked out body and then myself. I listened to their conversation.
"I'll get it." Sora said getting up off the couch. He opened the door to my brother. "Kaito! What're you doing here…with…a…pizza?"
"I'm…uh…working at Pizza Hut now." He replied. Kairi walked over to join them.
"I didn't know you worked there." Kairi said greeting him. "Did you just get a job there?"
"Yep. Anyway, here's your pizza. It's…um…1800 munny." Kaito said handing them the pizza box and Sora took out munny from his wallet.
"Thanks man. See you around." Sora said shutting the door.
After doing all of the mumbo jumbo stuff where I had to return the guy's clothes, wake him up, and make him drive off, I walked over to watch Sora and Kairi "enjoy" their pizza. They opened up the box and started to pick up slices. Man, I couldn't wait to watch the looks on their faces when they take that first bite.
"You know, these olives taste kind of weird." Sora said.
"Yeah. They do, don't they?" Kairi agreed looking at her pizza realizing what she was looking at. "Sora! These olives have eyeballs and eight legs!"
"SPIDERS!" Sora started coughing. Kairi started to cough them out too. Wow, it got really gross watching them cough them out. After they coughed them out, Sora and Kairi were calm now. Why were they calm? They were supposed to be freaking out at each other! I groaned and walked over to my car. Kaito followed me.
"Are you okay?" Kaito asked.
"Does it look like I'm okay?" I asked getting pissed off. "Nothing seems to ever work whenever I come up with something!"
"It's like Dad always says: 'don't mess with mother nature'."
"You're not helping!"
I groaned and walked back to Kairi's house to see if there was anything else I could do to ambush and ruin their day. Unfortunately, there was nothing. How did I know this? I walked over and could see up into Kairi's room. I wasn't sure whether I was seeing things or not, so I climbed the tree there a little bit just to get a better view. When I looked in there, I realized that I wasn't seeing there.
The sight I saw that has always sickened me was what I was looking at. They were indeed kissing. Damn! I hated watching them make out like that! I glared at Kairi as she stood there enjoying the moment with passion. I jumped off the tree from the position and walked briskly back to where the car was parked and got into the driver's seat. Kaito got into the passenger seat and I drove home.
When I got home, I went straight into my room and collapsed onto my bed. So much for my perfect plans. I was tired and hungry, so I decided to call and order some pizza. Of course I didn't call Pizza Hut because of that incident with the delivery guy earlier. So, I flipped through the phone book to find some other place I could call. While flipping, I found what I was looking for. But it wasn't a pizza place. It was even better. It was an advertisement. An advertisement that said:
HAVING RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS?
HIRANO KIYAMOTO MAKES RELATIONSHIPS BETTER AND WORSE!
CALL 1-800-555-7458
This was it! This was what I needed! I picked up my cell phone and called the number. When I called, they said I had to make an appointment and I made one for early the next day.
The next day
Kaito and I arrived at the place where this guy was. I went into the office and checked in. The receptionist had me wait for about a few minutes and then I was called in. Boy, this was getting excited while Kaito, on the other hand, wasn't excited at all. I had to literally drag him to come with me on this. When I went in, I began to ask what I was hoping he'd be able to answer.
"Are you Hirano Kiyamoto?" I asked walking in.
"Why yes." He sounded really dark and mysterious considering this room was dark and you could only see the shadow of him. "What brings you here?"
"I'm having a relationship problem. Like it says in your ad." I pulled out the ad and gave it to him.
"Of course. Is this boy giving you trouble." Hirano asked referring to Kaito.
"Kaito is not my boyfriend. He's my twin brother. He's just my helper. Anyway, I have a major problem. There's this guy I like at my school named Sora. I want to go out with him, but he likes this other snobby girl named Kairi." I went on rambling.
"What's your point?"
"My point is…I need a plan that'll break them up for good."
"Oh yes. That's right. The receptionist told me that you said that was your problem. You told her on the phone, didn't you?" He asked and I nodded. "I usually cannot ruin relationships for other people. Usually if the couple wants their relationship over, then I'll do that. I'm sorry, but if you aren't having problems with a boyfriend, I can't help you."
"Fine, then." I groaned. Then, I pulled out a pouch full of 5000 munny and placed it in front of you. "5000 munny if you can do this for me."
"5000 munny? The highest I get 2500 munny." Hirano opened up the pouch and dumped out the munny and ran it between his fingers.
"So?" I asked.
"Okay, here's what you do…"
Author's Note: Oh! I'm so bad! A very bad cliffhanger! Sorry if you didn't like this chapter, but I needed to do this one in order for the story to progress! So, what'll happen next? You'll have to read next chapter!
