Dear Notebook
I hate seagulls.
L
Dear Ryuuzaki
Ha! I finally found your diary! I AM GOD! WORSHIP ME!
...disregard the last statement I made. Why do you hate seagulls?
Light Yagami
Dear Light-kun
I have always kept my diary in this drawer. Only an idiot would have taken this long to figure out where I kept it.
Anyway, I hate seagulls because they are demonic hell beasts that steal your food and make horrible cawing noises.
L
Dear Ryuuzaki
Seagulls are not demonic.
Now, cows...they are another story.
Urgh...
Once, I was visiting a farm as a child and I went to feed the cows. IT BIT ME! I had to get three stiches.
Light Yagami
Dear Light-kun
I fear seagulls because one of them attacked me when I went to the beach. It stole my cake.
Therefore, seagulls are evil.
L
Dear Ryuuzaki
Look! I was physically injured! My childhood experience was much more tramatic than yours!
Light Yagami
Dear Light-kun
I may not have been injured but I can assure you, my emotional scars will last a lifetime...
L
Dear Ryuuzaki
IT WAS JUST CAKE!
Light Yagami
Dear Light-kun
It wasn't just cake. It was strawberry cake with whipped cream and marshmellows. It was special.
L
Dear Ryuuzaki
Cake is not important.
Light Yagami
Dear Light-kun
. -san.
Cake-san is very important in the fight against Kira. He gives me energy so that I can function well. He fills my stomach when I'm close to starvation! He is always there in my time if need! Cake-san is needed more in this investigation than you will ever be. Besides, Cake-san is swag.
L
Dear Ryuuzaki
Oh dear lord.
You did not just say the word swag?! And why are you referring to cake as if it were a person?
You are...strange.
Light Yagami
Dear Light-kun
Cake-san says he can use the word swag if he wishes. Cake-san says you are strange.
L
Dear Ryuuzaki
What are you talking about?
Light Yagami
Dear Light-kun
Cake-san says your hair is stupid. Bad Cake-san.
L
Dear Ryuuzaki
MY HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL!
Light Yagami
Dear Light-kun
Cake-san says you are Kira.
L
Dear "Cake-san"
Please tell Cake-san to shut up.
Light Yagami
Dear Light-kun
Cake-san says your changing the subject. Cake-san says you are fat.
L
Dear "Cake-san"
SHUT UP!?
Light Yagami
Dear Light-kun
Cake-san says that is what Kira would say.
L
Dear Ryuuzaki
SHUT UP! I AM NOT FAT! MY HAIR IS NOT STUPID! AND I AM NOT KIRA! SO SHUT UP!
Light Yagami
Dear Light-kun
Please stop shouting at my cake. It makes him feel sad.
L
Dear Ryuuzaki
I am going to go before I end up murdering both you and Cake-san.
Goodbye.
Light Yagami
Dear Light-kun
You are threatening a piece of cake. Your chances of being Kira have rose by 23%
L
Dear Ryuuzaki
I do not give a...duck.
Now, go eat Cake-san and leave me alone.
Light Yagami
Dear Light-kun
I cannot eat Cake-san. I have grown attached. He is my friend! I could never
Never mind. I ate him. He was delicious.
L
Dear Ryuuzaki
Thats what she said.
Light Yagami
A/N: Hey guys! I wrote this at 3:00am so it might not be my best work! Bye!