AUTHOR'S NOTE: I do know there's a way to open a chapter, but I bet 90% aren't reading this.
After Yang, Weiss, and Blake returned from 'freshening' up within the bathroom, they were all ready to continue the story.
"Ooooooooooh." Naruto moaned in pain as he held his cramping stomach. He had eaten the cinnamon just like Velvet had told him too... and it had cleared up his mind well enough. He still couldn't remember anything that had happened hours ago... or anything that happened between the time he was taken from his bed, to the time he woke up in a different bed. His mind was still kind of hazy actually, and his body felt like he had gone through a marathon.
"A Coco marathon." Weiss muttered.
"With some Velvet on the side." Yang joked.
"Please stop." Blake begged.
His penis hurt as well.
"He asked for it... Well, maybe not COMPLETELY by fault of course. It was actually unintentional." Yang remarked.
'I really wouldn't know what it was like for that body part to hurt...' Ruby thought to herself in honesty. She always wondered what a having a penis felt like.
No seriously, he felt like it had been soaked and had something super tight squeezing the ever loving daylights out of it for who knows how long... he realized what this meant, but he would rather not think about it considering the fact that it would be best if he didn't think about it.
"He has some of the longest sex of his life with two girls, one being his sister, but still come on! This stud should be weeping with joy!" Yang yelled with her hands in front of her arms.
"This Naruto isn't like the other one. He isn't a pig Yang." Blake told Yang with a frown.
He was more concerned about the intense pain in his gut.
"Eating cinnamon will do that to, but I doubt Velvet or Coco have much left in them." Weiss fretted while still having intense memories of the last chapter.
Why did he listen to his sister and eat cinnamon!? He KNEW that he wasn't suppose to eat cinnamon, nobody in his family was suppose to eat it, so why did Velvet tell him to do just that?
"Ain't that the question of the century." Yang hinted.
In small amounts, it was okay because their bodies were completely Rabbit-like... the same reason why they could, but prefered not to, eat meat.
The only real person who could relate to this was Blake, who was deathly allergic to onions, garlic, or chives. She'd become horribly sick whenever she accidently ate those few things.
Larger amounts, like a full stick, could lead to some intese stomach pains.
"Bummer." Yang confided.
He was locked out of his own room as well, he didn't have his scroll to unlock it. Naruto knocked on the door, and he was still knocking on the door. His stomach was killing him horribly, and it was making simply standing up a pain. Oh yes, he was not horny anymore, that much was for sure... that was worked out of him, and now he was in so much pain that he might as well be giving birth.
"I doubt it's that bad to be compared to childbirth." Weiss mused while crossing her arms.
To a Rabbit, feeding them cinnamon was the same thing as making them give birth on the pain scale.
"Alright, point taken." Weiss replied.
It could also prove to be fatal, though he was a Rabbit Faunus and not a real Rabbit, so while he felt like he was giving birth or passing a kidney stone... both of which ranked on the same level in pain... he was not going to die.
"Man, this sounds like torture." Yang emphasized with Naruto.
"Ruby... answer the door Ruby." Naruto said as he asked for the only person on his team that he 'somewhat' trusted. She was the most innocent, and she was starting to grow on him. He didn't find her to be unpleasant to be around as much as the others.
"Ruby growing onto Naruto more than me! Bullshit!" Yang yelled as she picked a bowl up and was about to throw it at the screen. But Weiss, quicker than Yang, grabbed the bowl and sat it down.
"NO! We are not doing that again!" Weiss roared, remembering from a few chapters of being covered in food.
"Oh, hey Naruto... you locked out too?" Jaune, sitting across the hall in front of his own team's room, asked. He had accidently forgotten his scroll, and he had gone to the public bathroom when Nora fell asleep in the bathtub... or at least she better have fallen asleep, because a bath should not last longer than a hour. He had just noticed Naruto, and Naruto's cheeks bulged for a moment.
"Uh-oh." Ruby said.
She knew that look.
Jaune's eyes widened when he saw how pale Naruto was.
"He's going to throw up." Blake pointed out.
'I'm going to throw up.' Naruto thought as he covered his mouth.
"Oh, buddy, are you alright. You look like your going to vomit!?" Jaune called out, and when he took a step towards Naruto, Naruto stepped away from him. He did not want people touching him, how was that hard to understand? He didn't like to be touched, and his personality had returned back to normal now that he had eaten that damn stick and worked out the hormones.
"Why would he do that? That's like shooting your foot because it's itchy!" Yang exclaimed.
"He's going to upchuck." Weiss noted.
"I am going to upchuck." Naruto said, and Jaune blinked when he heard Naruto's accent. He hadn't even noticed that Naruto had one of those until this moment.
"Ew, I don't want to see him blow chunks!" Ruby said.
"But you watched him have sex with Coco last chapter." Blake pointed out again.
"Woah, I'm not going to attack you or anything, I am just trying to help you out." Jaune said when he noticed that Naruto was purposely keeping a distance from him. Like he (Jaune) was some kind of animal that needed to be watched.
"I'm trying... not to hurl... on you." Naruto said as he covered his stomach with one hand, and his mouth with the other.
The door to Team Junipter's room opened up, and Pyrrha came out with a smile on her face.
"I thought I heard some voices, you forgot your scroll Jau-" Pyrrha started, before Naruto bent over and puked right on her legs and stomach.
"That idiot!" Weiss shouted as she threw the bowl at the TV... Which smacked her right in the face and knocked her clear over the couch.
The bowl DIDN'T like her.
Blake only shook her head at seeing this. Naruto seemed to walk right into mess after mess. Even one's created be he himself.
Pyrrha's jaw dropped, and Jaune's jaw dropped as well as Naruto vomitted on the famous red-head. Naruto hadn't eaten anything other than a few cinnamon sticks, so he didn't have much in him... but Pyrrha was still hit point blank with puke. At least it didn't get on the carpet on the floor, it pretty much only hit Pyrrha.
"He threw up didn't he?" Ruby questioned while turning back to the TV, and gagging.
He did throw up.
She was in a state of shock at what happened.
"Oh god it hurts so bad." Naruto said as he dropped to his knees.
"It does." Yang said. She had the flu a few times and knew what it was like to be in that throbbing pain. But you couldn't do anything about it other than lay through it.
He felt the need to repeat the fact that to a Rabbit, this was actually pretty fatal what he was going through. He was a humanoid though, so while this wasn't fatal, it was enough to make him cry... and tears were gathered at the edges of his eyes. It was like his stomach was giving birth to an elephant right about now.
"Poor guy." Yang said.
"Ow, where am I?" Weiss questioned with a bruise on her forehead.
"Watching Pyrrha get thrown up on." Blake summarized.
"What who would do... Oh, him." Weiss managed to remember where she was and what had happened up until this point.
She looked down at the blue bowl that was sitting next to her. Mocking her in a way.
In the distance... She could somehow make out the sound of a chicken clucking. An angry chicken.
She shivered in fear. Almost like a counterpart of her was being tormented by a poultry of some sorts and she could feel it.
"Gross! This is disgusting, what the hell is wrong with you!?" Pyrrha shouted out in shock at what happened to her. She barely noticed Naruto's pain, because she was pretty much shocked at the fact she got puked on. She rushed back into Team Juniper's room, leaving the door open, and she went right into the bathroom. The sounds of water could be heard seconds later, and Pyrrha's "Gross, Gross, Gross" chants were pretty loud as well.
"Sounded like us, huh rubes?" Yang asked her sister.
"Hey, do you need a hospital or something? Hey guys! Naruto is out here and-" Jaune shouted out as he banged on Team Ruby's room. He didn't get to finish, because the sounds of footsteps could be heard stomping towards the door at the mention of Naruto's name. The door opened, and there was Yang, in her pajamas looking around, before she saw that Naruto was on the ground moaning in pain.
"This would make a really good story for my kids." Yang said, making Ruby choke.
She looked at Jaune for a few moments, before her eyes narrowed.
"Naruto, are you okay?" Yang asked as she helped Naruto stand back up, and he pulled away from her and looked at the ground. Yang sighed for a moment, figuring that Naruto avoiding her was and being timid was a sign that he was back to normal.
"Does he look okay?" Weiss asked the Yang counterpart.
"Right now, he look's like he's about to blow more chunks." Yang spoke.
"I'm going to blow chunks." Naruto told her as he rushed into their room, and went into the bathroom and threw up the remainder of the cinnamon in the toilet. His teammates peeked into the bathroom, all already clad in pajamas, having seen him run into the bathroom.
Ruby came into the bathroom, before she gave Naruto a pat on the back and grabbed his rabbit ears. They were drooping, so she was keeping them out of his face while he threw up.
"Really sweet of you Ruby, what's next? A bedtime story?" Weiss grumbled.
"If you want I can make you all read another story where Naruto is a miracle worker, and Ruby and Yang's cousin." The Voice suddenly apeard.
"No! No more Naruto! I'm sick of Naruto!" Weiss yelled.
"He's our cousin/A cousin?" Ruby and Yang questioned.
"Just let it all out, your mom called. She said as you eat more cinnamon, the effects are going to get less intense." Ruby told Naruto. His Mother had called them, and told them that for the first day after eating cinnamon Naruto was going to experience the 'Pain of Birth' and as he ate more cinnamon he would grow a more and more adjusted to it. They were told that him throwing up, groaning, crying, and maybe even being a little violent, was ALL normal for a first timer.
"This being called normal is really the understatement." Yang said.
"Blaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh!?"
"Case and point." Yang replied to her earlier statement.
The sounds of throwing up, despite nothing coming out anymore, were disturbing to hear from the normally quiet boy. Weiss had put in some earplugs, because the sounds of throwing up wouldn't bother her. She already knew there was nothing she could do to help him, and trust her, she did want to help him out... she wanted to be the best teammate to her teammates that she could be after the horrible day that she had, had so far.
"That's considerable of you Weiss." Blake said to the white haired heiress who ignored the compliment.
Blake was wincing with each pained grunt that Naruto let out.
Yang, she was forcing herself to let Ruby take care of Naruto.
She was gripping her wrist, and sitting on her bed. Naruto was more comfortable with Ruby than her. She wanted to be close to Naruto too, but she just wasn't ready to talk to him without making a fool of herself yet. She still had to make Naruto change his opinion of her before she could approach him... as herself. She was still rather flustered to be in his very presense... it was weird... normally she was the person people chased after. This was a first for her, being the one that was being chased after.
Yang sat there. Uncomfortable and looking off to the side without anyone looking at her already aflamed face.
"That... does not sound pleasant." Blake commented with a wince. That sounded rather painful to her. She was not a fan of those noises, so she covered her head with pillows and tried to go to sleep.
"Blake, at least I'm helping. Why not support the leader?" Ruby asked.
"Because nothing can help with what he has." Blake said to Ruby.
"Here Naruto, eat this... it will help." Ruby said as she gave Naruto some stomach medicane for the cramps and to help him... settle his stomach. Naruto swallowed them with some more cinnamon, remembering the fact he trusted his sister to make the right choices.
"See?" Ruby gestured to the screen.
It would take awhile for the medicine to kick in, if it even worked at all.
"Thank you." Naruto said lowly, while Yang stuck her head into the bathroom and tried to think of something to say.
"So... morning sickness much?" Yang said the first thing that came to her mind. Ruby sent her a dull look, not having a clue what she was talking about. It was night-time, not morning right now. There was no way that Naruto could have something called morning sickness, it wasn't morning.
"Your sense of humor never seems to end." Blake said.
"Feels like it." Naruto responded to her as he flushed the toilet.
"Did he just take her joke without flipping?" Weiss asked in puzzlement. That was very off for Naruto Scarlatina.
"Wow, those cinnamon sticks must be messing with his head." Ruby noted.
"Or he's just sick of them and wants her to stop." Blake summed up.
Meanwhile, Yang was almost jumping with excitement. Maybe she could get this Naruto to like her afterall!
Where did that come from?
"Eh!?" Yang exclaimed in shock. She didn't freak him out with her joke? That was surprising all on it's own. Where did she go from here? What did she say to him next? She had zero clue what she was suppose to do, because she had fully expected her brain to fuck her over on this.
'She backed herself into a corner by NOT messing up.' Weiss thought with a raised eyebrow.
That was a new one.
"I am now a man... today is not a fun one." Naruto admitted with a grimance. He didn't even remember most of the time he spend today, and right now he was in pain. He was a man in the mind's of his family now. He was considered a fully matured adult, even if his body was technically not done growing. This was cause for celebration by family standards, which was why he expected to see his family really soon.
"He's a man alright." Yang said.
'My man.' Yang thought.
"Yeeeeaaaaah." Ruby said awkwardly, because she herself had to admit Naruto seemed to be having a sucky day.
"So... how did Velvet help you?" Yang asked, and she pretended to ask in a way that implied she wasn't that interested.
"Oh, I'm very interested." Yang said.
"Too interested for my taste." Weiss said.
"Don't remember." Naruto told her with a groan.
'Darn, that sucks.' Yang thought with crossed arms. What was the point of asking him that question, when he didn't remember it? She had hoped to at least get a little information... granted, he might not tell her even if he knew, but still. Naruto stood up and walked by her, before he noticed for the first time that the room was different.
"You can thank Ruby for wanting to re decorate." Blake said to the TV.
"I thought it would add more scenery!" Ruby defended herself.
Bunk beds for one, his bed was situated between the bunk beds, underneath the window. The bookshelves were lined with books and other things now. The walls had posters and paintings on them. Everyone's things were unpacked, including his own things... and Naruto's face went flat when he saw that.
"I'm thinking Yang went through his stuff." Ruby said.
"And why do you think I did it, or wanted to?" Yang asked.
"Your blushing for one." Blake noted.
He would worry about this... tomorrow.
"Which is right now." Wiess groaned as they passed the book to the next person.