A/N: Well , what can I say. I've never had this much fun writing a chapter or anything for that matter XD Now, there are a few things I must say before you continue... First, if you skip this chapter and the second part, you won't lose anything from the main story. If you feel like this is too stupid, go ahead and skip. Second, I asked my dear friend to help me write this, sooo, I think she might have carried it away a bit XD Third, I'm gonna mark the places where she wrote, because THAT'S NOT ME WRITING and I give all credit to her. Anyway, when you see a marking # that means she's writing, when you see * I'm writing.
Her name on Fanfiction is Hoboeatingjam, be sure to check her out, she's writing a story herself.
I do not own Death Note. Hoboeatingjam doesn't own it either, I... think... Yes.
Chapter 10 – Slight overdose part 1
*Again, it was a day of no extraordinary. Again, the other task force members, except Nakamura, have left about an hour ago. Again, I had nothing to do. Again, it was boring.
Even my bowl of strawberries was now empty. I had literally nothing to do. L and Nakamura were both on the couch and, as I guessed, watching the probably now sleeping suspects. Really, what was the point of that?
Anyway, if I'm going to keep this up, I'm gonna need more berries. Mmm, maybe this time I should try something else? Like, maybe cherries? Would that be a good idea? I don't know, but something had to change, at least in the limits of food. Maybe I should ask Watari about it?
Just as I thought that, the old man walked into the room with L's daily sweets' pack. I could tell by the smell. For me it was almost disgusting. Too much sweetness. How on Earth could he eat all of it? Well, some might think the same about me and my strawberries so... I won't judge.
But this time something was different. Something was out of place. Not only my hearing was extraordinary, my nose could also pick up smells to weak for any average person. I slightly sniffed again and finally understood.
It was some kind of alcohol. I had no idea what kind, I've never tasted any. But by the smell of it, it was a lot. Of course, I knew some candy were made with that liquid in them but it was highly doubtful L would actually eat that kind. And Watari couldn't also brought them here on purpose. I think that the most logical explanation is that the people from which Watari got the sweets accidentally mixed the candy types.
I was about to say something and even opened my mouth, but quickly closed it. Wait, this could get interesting...
Normally people don't really recognize alcohol in candy and even children eat them anyway. I had no idea if L was any different. And how many of them he would eat. If he ate every single one with that liquid in them...
I tried to control a chuckle that was about the reach my lips. No, I won't say anything. Nothing is happening in this case and until L decides to release Misa and Light from confinement I'm almost certain nothing will. Some entertainment would serve me now nicely...
-Kamiko's POV-
#I sat quietly as Watari brought Ryuzaki's sweets. He seemed delighted with his new giant plate of lollies. There were something different from what he usually eats, but Ryuzaki likes changes so he didn't mind at all. My eyes jolted to Lily. She seemed a bit... excited? And dare I say I could see curiosity written all over her face. The girl's nose was twitching a bit, and it awakened my attention. I took a better look at those candies.
Well blind me.
You know those sweets which has rome in it? Yeah, that what is in Ryuzaki's plate. The boy doesn't look like he even knows what alcohol is, let alone he doesn't seem like the drinking type. That whole plate and he'll be drunk as f.
''Ryuzaki?''
''Yes Nakamura?''
Wait... I'm kinda curious how would the raven haired detective act drunk.
''How long are you going to stare at the monitor looking at those two? That's not good for your eyes.'' I quickly changed my topic.
''My eyes are the least of my and your concerns now. Let me do my job.'' He said a bit annoyed and began eating the sweets. I leaned back at the couch with an indifferent expression, even though I was beginning to get amused.
I glanced at his now empty plate.
Well, this should be an interesting evening.
*Of course, it didn't seem obvious at first. It felt like he didn't even quite understand what he just ate and why was he slowly changing. And I won't be pointing out anytime soon.
First his eyes became unfocused. I saw that he needed to blink more often than usually and he even narrowed them to see the view on the monitors and leaned his head towards a bit.
''I told you it's bad for your eyes.'' I said trying to hide my amusement.
''No, I don't believe... No. Nothing is out of order.'' He repeated and I saw he was trying his best to control his tongue and tone, which was now becoming drunken. The detective deeply sighed. ''What is out of order is the amount of sweets I got today. Far too less. I need more.'' I tried to control my laughter. More? Or I could just simply bring you a bottle if that's what you want...
Suddenly Ryuzaki stood up and began walking to the door, his pace wasn't completely straight, no matter how much he tried.
''Ryuzaki, where are you going?'' I asked a bit confused.
''To get some sweets of course.'' He said in such a tone like it was the most obvious thing ever.
''But... you could just as Watari.''
He stopped with his hand on the handle.
''Oh.'' He muttered and turned back. The detective's normally pale face was now a shade pinker.
Ryuzaki stood there for a second silent. I was beginning to think he lost his thoughts' thread.
''Can you do it?'' He finally asked a bit sheepishly.
I raised my eyebrows but didn't question. Who knows what was going on in his head...
I pressed the speaker button to Watari and spoke ''Ryuzaki would like to request more sweets... the same kind.'' I added after a pause. Oh yeah, not gonna let it end here...
I was actually surprised when Watari finally came after about ten minutes. He was pushing a whole trolley full of, guess what? The same candy. And Ryuzaki hasn't moved a bit from the spot, so when the old man opened the door, he quickly took the trolley from him and moved it near his usual sitting place. Watari for a moment looked surprised but didn't question it, just closed the door. I directed my attention to the detective, who was now sitting on the couch near me and eating the candy with both his hands so fast that I could barely see them.
''Hey now Ryuzaki, you're not really a gentleman, are you?'' Lily suddenly said in a playful tone.
''Whatever do you mean?'' He asked when swallowed the candy and directed his unfocused gaze to her.
''Well, you're eating all that candy and not sharing a bit with Nakamura here. Not very nice.'' She said with a tone that clearly said 'I'm so disappointed' but great amusement could also be heard.
I shot her a death glare, even though she had no ability to see it. There was a reason why I stayed away from alcohol as much as I could. I had no idea how it would affect me, being a shinigami and all. I could never get drunk or I could speak nonsense from just one sip of wine. It was not a good idea to find that out now.
''Oh right, where are my manners?'' Ryuzaki actually gasped. He then took a plate half full of those sweets and offered to me.
''Oh no, I shouldn't, they're yours.'' I tried to deny the offer. I can't just say 'they're full of alcohol and it's bad for me.''
''I insist.'' The man was now wide-eyed as he tried to practically force a handful of candy into my mouth. Geez...
''Alright, alright!'' I finally got ahold of his arms in the air and unwillingly agreed. I slowly let them go and took one sweet from his plate. I examined it with a frown and tossed into my mouth.
''Now, Nakamura, just one? No, that won't do, right Ryuzaki?'' Lily now had an evil smirk on her lips. That little...
''Of course not.'' The man nodded. ''Here.'' He took another candy and practically shoved into my mouth.
''I can eat by myself.'' I said a bit angrily with my mouth full.
After a few sweets I realized that the latter possibility was the right one.
And I don't know if this was such a good idea after all.
-Caitlyn's POV-
No no, I would be stupid if let this opportunity slip. Finally some entertainment for me and I'm gonna make it last. And from Nakamura's tone she's just as weak as L, if not weaker. Which means...
I quickly took out my phone from my pocket and thought for a moment. I guess recording a video is out of the question, they'd burn me alive if they found out... Mmm, then I'll record just the sound, it's for me, so I only need that.
And I did just that.
-Kamiko's POV-
#''Kurosawa.''
Ryuzaki looked me dead in the eye as he said his not-so-clear words. ''I'm a strong independent detective who doesn't need no woman nor man.''
That's it, that's the part where Lily gives up, she now on the floor laughing.
''Hell, I'm going asexual from now on.'' He continued seriously.
''Asexual, huh?'' Lily managed to say through her laughs.
Well, I always wanted to try this out...
''Oh my sweet detective L, would give me the honor of being your girlfriend?'' I hugged him like a love obsessed puppy.
Ryuzaki seemed overly-shocked, but then his face blushed in a deep pink shade.
''I thought you'd never ask!'' And he hugged me back, while trying to get a kiss.
Nope, no kissed for you, drunk detective.
*''Woah, woah, wait.'' Lily suddenly said while laughing and trying to get up. ''I thought that Ryuzaki is now asexual, and Nakamura, err, Kurosawa already has a boyfriend.''
''Screw him.'' I spat out the words as I tried to loosed Ryuzaki's metal grip.
''He's not good enough for her.'' He agreed and didn't even think of letting go.
''But this still looks not okay.'' The young girl shook her head and laughed as she walked over to our couch. She then tried to pull Ryuzaki away.
#''Lilyyyy, detective L is mine!''
I jolted Ryuzaki to my side. But that little devil let go of L, and he was now on top of me.
''There's a 67% chance that this is awkward for you.''
Even when he's drunk he's doing the percentage stuff. Why, Ryuzaki, why.
''Are you going to do the thing?'' Lily said excitedly in amusement.
Ryuzaki stared at me with a crazy look in his eyes, while I shot a glare at Lily (again, knowing that she doesn't have the ability to see it).
''Come at me.'' Those words slipped through my mouth, and I don't even bother to control myself anymore. Hey, I'm drunk, give me a break.
''Come at you...?''
I saw a glimpse of perv-iness in his eyes.
''I'm all yours.''
''EXCUSE YOU TWO, I'M STILL IN THE ROOM!''
On that note, I jolted upwards (that made my forehead attack Ryuzaki's head) and got up. That wasn't a good idea, because I can't stand up properly. Geez, what can a drunk human do?
A/N: Hell, I had a lot of fun, too bad for you if you didn't. AND THIS IS ONLY ONE HALF. The next one will be well... I'll let you find out. I honestly didn't think this would turn out so long... I repeat: just for fun fun fun.
I'll probably post the second part tomorrow. Depends on how much free time I'll have to finish...
Keep the reviews coming! If you think this was complete bullsh*t, I don't blame you. If you enjoyed it, I'm glad because I sure as hell did. I hope my friend did too.