God it's been forever since I last updated this stupid fanfic.
But yeah, I finally decided to get off my lazy ass and start making more of these.
Whoop-de-freaking-doo.
I own nothing except a betta fish named Gilbert. Hehe. Get it? 'Cause it's a fish. And fish have gills. Hehe. It's funny.
Szia!
Look at your frying pan. Now back to mine. Now back at yours. Now back at mine!
Sadly, your frying pan is not mine. But maybe if you cooked with it less and started smashing that damn Prussia's head instead, your frying pan could be like mine.
Look down, back up. Where are you? You're in Budapest, with the pan your pan could be like. Look down. What's that in your hand? I've got it! It's goulash soup! Smells yummy, igen? Look again! The goulash has turned into a pretty flower to put in your hair!
Anything's possible when you hit those who piss you off- PRUSSIA! GIVE BACK AUSTRIA'S HAPPY PLACE!
*whack* *pow* *smacky* *ohh that looked like it hurt a lot*
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*dead*