Chapter 12
Damien Rice-9 Crimes
BellaPOV
We walked away from the attention seeking bitch but we were still close enough to Carlisle and Esme to hear their conversation and might I say go Esme for suggesting sex as a make up present I was impressed where as Alice and Rose just looked a little wigged out.
"Oh my god Bella I loved that!" Alice smiled and hooked her arms around my arm momentarily forgetting that their alternate vampire parents were one dirty look away from having Sex in the middle of the hospital Reception, although I for one think it would be better and more exciting that way.
"These are not extensions bitch! Bam skank went down! It was classic." Alice said and re enacted it pretending to hit Rose. As the girls laughed at me I saw the most passionate kiss ever. Esme and Carlisle were locked in a passionate embrace that made even me blush a little.
"Looks like Mama and Papa C are getting laid tonight." I said with an accent that made me sound like I was from New Orleans or Kentucky or somewhere else that's southern. I couldn't help but smile as the expressions currently protruding upon Alice and Rosalies face it was pure disgust and revulsion.
"Bella...please I may have had to hear them doing them doing it sometimes vaguely over the past few years but I do not want the visual that goes with it." I had never really got to know Rosalie when she lived in Forks but I could tell she and I were going to get along great.
"Ok girls let's go." Esme was the epitome of perfection as we walked all the while me teasing her about that kiss.
"...earth shattering and it would have probably made a sailor blush...Papa C is probably going to be walking around with blue balls for the rest of the day..." I was cut off by Rose and Alice cackling beside me as I threaded my arms through Esme's.
"Deserves him right he should have nipped that in the bud as soon as it started." I could tell she was annoyed by this and I'm assuming because Carlisle is hot that she has to do this a lot.
"Esme I am gonna tell you straight ok because I don't believe in Pussy footing around things ok...Carlisle is like this Blonde, doctor, sex god on a stick ok..." I was cut off by the two younger Cullens screaming in my ear.
"BELLA!" I could just laugh at them...I am currently making Vampires uncomfortable it was so funny.
"What it's true! Esme you only have to look at him to know he is a God in bed!" Again I seemed to be completely grossing the girls out.
"I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THIS BELLA!" Ever since they left I had my verbal filter completely removed and sometimes it good...but this conversation is hilarious.
"I am merely making a point the the blondeness, the doctor thing and the sex god thing are three things women will notice about a man, he is so desirable to everyone, well except me because he's like a father to me and that's like incest but my point is...where ever you go he is going to be a desirable stud...but he is your desirable stud."
The three of them looked contemplative for a second and I knew that they were all thinking about their husbands because let's face it they are all studs.
It took us another few minutes before we arrived at the diner. I love this place, it's the kinda place you would see in a movie from the 50's with burgers and shakes and stuff I love it, the closer I got to the counter the more I loved it.
"Hey what can I get you?" This overly chipper cashier comes over to us with a smile and a poodle skirt.
"Umm I will have a large cheese burger with large fries and side of onion rings with a large chocolate milkshake please." I ordered and she took one look at me, it ls true I have lost weight since Forks but I have curves and my boobs are bigger too. Anyway one look at me she looked envious at me and I love that.
"What about you guys?" She asked my vampire chaperones who politely declined claiming to have already eaten. A lot of jokes regarding blood snuck into my brain.
"Ok I will bring it over to you take a seat please." I looked and the place was not overly busy so I piled my table that I always sit at. Their facial expressions said it all this was not going to be a fun conversation.
AlicePOV
We all decided not to scare Bella right off the bat with the heavy topics so we small talked for a while. I initially thought she was going to ignore me or be mad at me and I would expect that, but we just picked up where we left off, I had a feeling that Edward would not be just as lucky.
"I thought that waitress was gonna lean over the counter and clobber you with her bare hands." I could see Rose was so relaxed around Bella it was refreshing to see her not to wound up all the time like the way she used to.
"They all usually look like that...I half expect them to poison my food." I had seen so many changes in Bella since we left, she was skinny like Kate Moss skinny but she had these beautiful curves and amazing boobs I would kill for those boobs seriously and she is eating enough food that could feed a horse that's not normal I almost want to hit her.
"You are probably the envy of all the women in America Bella...how much food you eat and not gain weight I mean seriously the government should take you and test you for genetic mutations." Rosalie said with this huge smile on her face.
"Please Rosalie are you kidding I would kill for your ass I mean seriously...to have an ass like that no amount of Pilates or Yoga would give me that ass seriously." I felt good sitting here like normal women having lunch I almost felt human. As they kept talking my phone vibrated in my pocket.
HEY DARLIN I MISS YOU! GIVE BELLA A HUG FOR ME AND EMMETT WILL YA PLEASE AND TELL HER WE WANNA SEE HER SOON! I WANNA APOLOGISE TO HER PLEASE! I LOVE YOU xoxo PS TELL ROSALIE HER MONKEY MISSES HER...THATS FROM EMMETT BTW xoxo
I smiled at Rosalie and showed her the message causing her to laugh prompting the other two to get curious.
"MONKEY!" Bella was pushing herself laughing at that while I'm sure if Vampires could blush Rose would be ten different shades of red.
"I need to find out that monkey story!" She said just as food arrived for her, the same waitress who was furious and as I looked around many of them had that same look on their faces and drew daggers at her.
"Ok so in all honesty the boys miss you...Emmett wants to see his babybel and Jasper just wants to apologise to you." As I said this to her I thought she was gonna give herself whiplash with the speed at which she lifted her head to me.
"I never blamed him Alice...Jasper has this gift ok and it sucks because he struggles with his lust for blood but that say I was thrown across action ok the paper cut was bad but he had his struggle plus all of yours." She had grown into a wise woman and I had never thought about it that way but it made sense.
"I never blamed him make sure he knows that..." We were cut off by the ringing of her phone.
"I'm sorry it's my mom just a second." She knew that we would be able to hear her conversation so she just answered at the table and proceeded to eat her food.
"Hey mom." I had only met her mother very briefly after Bella had the accident with James in Phoenix she was a very strange woman...fascinating to me.
"Hey baby how are you?" I could tell their relationship was good and healthy. After making small talk with her I could tell something was wrong, her mom sounded very different.
"So...how is my little sister doing?" That floored me right there. Sister? What the hell when did that happen?
"She is good...Kindergarten is fun apparently but she misses you. Skype and phone calls are not enough." I heard Bella laugh at that and nod her head but dodged the question none the less.
"What about your treatment is it going well?" All of our ears pricked up at this and was worried...treatments?
"So so you know...Chemotherapy isn't all it's cracked up to be but I'm good only two more rounds to go." They were talking very animatedly for the next few minutes.
"So I was talking to your dad the other day and I invited him and Sue and of course the kids down here for Thanksgiving, will you make it down?" Esme, Rose and I tried to busy ourselves with our own conversation but I had to know more I was riveted.
"I don't know mom I should do but please remind Phil ok, no beer or wine or anything this year ok?" Bella was legal drinking age and I could tell by the way that Esme looked at her shoes she knew more than she was letting on. I have to get to the bottom of this.