Eli's P.O.V.
Clare decided to hand out with Alli and Fiona today because of the whole bruhaha she had with Jenna. It was ok because I was just hanging around shooting hoops with Adam, Declan, and Drew.
"So when do you think this is going to end?" Adam asked making a 3-pointer.
"I really don't know, but if somebody steps up to me I got a little something for them." I said.
"Violence? You always use it." Declan said.
Just then K.C., Owen, and Fitz comes again with a crowd of people. Come on now!
"Eli, I challenge you to a Yo Mamma battle!" K.C. said.
"Are you sure because I'm the master of yo mamma jokes. Like yo mamma so dirty, that she put salt water in her pants to make her crabs fresh!" I smirked.
Everybody laughed at K.C. and K.C. got angry.
"Yo Mamma house so small that when you ordered a large pizza, you had to eat it outside." K.C. said and the crowd laughed louder. Oh, he wants to play like that.
Eli-"Yo Mamma so stupid that she went to the dentist and asked for a blue tooth."
K.C.-"Yo Mamma so fat that when she stepped on the scale, it said to be continued!"
Eli- "Yo Mamma so fat that when she fell in love she broke it."
K.C.-"Yo Mamma is so fat she got her own area code."
Just then Clare, Fiona, and Alli ran up to Adam, Declan, and Drew.
"What's happening here?" Clare shrieked.
"A Yo Mamma battle! This is hilarious!" Drew yelled over the laughing crowd.
Eli- "Yo Mamma is so fat, that when she went to a amusement park, everybody tried to ride her!"
K.C.-"Yo Mamma so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!"
Eli-" Yo Mamma so fat, she got more chins then a Chinese phone book."
K.C.-"Yo Mamma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car."
Eli-"Dude, Yo Mamma so fat, when she jumped she got stuck."
"Yea! W-well w-well…" K.C. stammered.
"Oh yea. Yo Mamma such a whore, she was riding me last night."
Everybody fell on the floor and started rolling. I beat K.C.! Ha! Sucker!
"Come on K.C., let's go! Your such a disappointment!" Fitz yelled at K.C. while they were walking away with Owen.
Everybody patted me on the back and congratulating me for my win and went on with their business.
"That was just BOO-YAH!" Adam cheered high 5-ing me.
"Yea, where did you learn those jokes from?" Fiona asked.
"I have my research." I shrugged. It wasn't that big of a dea- What do I mean that wasn't a big deal! That was awesome! You should've seen the look on K.C. face! It was priceless!
"Eli, I'm so proud of you for not using violence. Meet me near the lake tonight. I got a surprise for you." Clare whispered in my ear.
Then she walked away with Alli and Fiona.
"Oh you and Clare doing to have some quality time already? No interruptions?" Adam asked.
"Mr. Gold is getting it on tonight!" Drew said.
"I bet it's not even like that.: I said matter-o-factly.
"I mean why would she ask you to go to the lake late at night instead of her cabin!" Declan said.
"I guess your right." I sighed in defeat.
I wonder what me and Clare are doing tonight…
-Freshkids