This set of rules has been written from observation and influence of the acts and behaviors of the captains of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads. They shall be held as such, no matter the situation. They shall be followed at all times and updated when deemed necessary.

Disclaimer-I don't own Bleach but I do own Lieutenant Shihoin.

AN: What is this? An update?

If I didn't have to write so many papers for my English class, this would have been updated by now. Oh well, enjoy :)

The Handbook of Central 46: Captain's Edition

191) Some of these rules are repeated for a reason.

192) No, the serenading was not a good idea Komamura.

193) There is no handbook regarding the behavior of the seats of Central 46 as we know how to behave and carry over selves in a dignified manner. There is no need for all of you to each write a page and submit it to us. We won't read it.

194) Who started up that fake ID shop behind Squad 12 barracks?

195) No Tousen, your squad's new motto can't be 'No one on the corner has swagga like us'.

196) We will not make a rule where all classes in the Shinigami Academy must 'pledge allegiance to the swag' before starting class.

197) Stop introducing new anime to the academy students. They'll turn into you all.

198) That last rule was meant as a joke! There is no way we want the next generation of soul reapers to act like you captains (and lieutenants because we know you're reading this too).

199) Although that gigai of Head Captain Yamamoto is smart and innovative Kurotsuchi, we'll need you to get rid of it because Unohana has somehow gotten her hands on it.

200) 'Guess That Fetish!' was not an approved game show Ichimaru.

201) We do not promote the spreading of memes. Stop trying to Rick Roll us Komamura.

202) Why do you all feel the need to ruin our lives with nonsense that you find in the world of the living?

203) The Game? What ga-damn it Kurotsuchi.

204) You can not 'haz cheezburger' Ukitake. That's not even proper grammar.

205) Who took the cookies from the cookie jar?

206) Stop quoting lines from movies.

207) None of us have sticks up our asses. No we didn't get that from the Handbook for Central 46 because we didn't read it.

208) We are not the Gods of Rukongai.

209) No more contact with social media websites from the world of the living.

210) Central 46 knows how to have fun when the time calls for it. No we did not get that from the Handbook for Central 46. No, our feelings are not hurt.