I can try to give you all excuses, but all I can say is that I forgot all about this fic and I remembered just today. I'M SO SORRY ABOUT ABANDONING YOU ALL AGAIN, and I remember how much I loved this fanfiction :D
No more time indicators because ain't nobody got time for that anymore sorry if you enjoyed them.
Partydude: I WENT TO A CHINESE RESTURAUNT
Friendshipbracelet?: -to have sex.
Ihatedodgeball: …...
Teardropsonmyguitar: …...
Cashdevil: …..
Sweetcheesecrackers: …..
Dolphinsareourfriends: ….oh my god.
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Idontlikeduncan: You know what sucks?
Darknessapproaches: That the author of this fanfiction is the worst updater in the history of fanficition?
IdontlikeDuncan: I was going to say being surrounded by morons but yeah that sucks too.
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Chocolatediva: Damn I'm bored.
DestroyBridgette: We can go out and destroy Bridgette!
Dolphinsareourfriends: No we can not!
DestroyBridgette: WE CAN AND I SAY WE WILL. LESHAWNA, FOLLOW ME ON MY QUEST TO TERMINATE BRIDGETTE.
Chocolatediva: Do I get a say in this?!
DestroyBridgette: NO. YOU DO NOT.
Dolphinsareourfriends: ...I'm just gonna go...hide.
DestroyBridgette: AND GWEN MUST COME TOO.
CourtneysOwner: YES FILL MY YURI OTP FEELS! FILL THE GWEVA FEELS!
DestroyBridgette: You're next, Duncan. Let God, Leshawna, Gwen, and Bridgette's corpse be my witness: you are next on the Eva train of doom. Destination: HORROR.
Dolphinsareourfriends: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SCREENCAP THIS AND REPORT IT TO THE POLICE? SHE ADMITTED SHE'LL KILL ME!
Partydude: NOT NOW BRIDGETTE THIS IS GETTING GOOD!
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BoomBOOM: GUYS GUYS GUYS GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT
Ihatedodgeball: What?
Cashdevil: Who cares?
Sweetcheesecrackers: Zebras?
BoomBOOM: YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT!
Cashdevil: Well I don't really care so that's okay.
Mamaismyidol: What happened Izzy?
Cashdevil: DJ! DON'T ENCOURAGE HER!
TheCodemiester: Maybe her dream will be funny!
BoomBOOM: so in mY DREAM I WAS TALKING TO LEONARDO DICAPRIO RIGHT AND WE WERE FLIRTING SO I ASKED HIM "WHAT'S YOUR SIGN" AND HE SAID "DICAPRICORN" AND I LAUGHED SO HARD THAT I WOKE UP AND WHEN I LOOKED DOWN I SAW THAT I PEED A LITTLE AND DJOSLMKEWL!
Imsexyandiknowit: I actually laughed at this what is wrong with me.
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Teardropsonmyguitar: So apparently there's this girls bathroom with a picture of I think a naked Patrick Swayze on it and a little box over where his penis would be and if you open it, an alarm goes off and you have to walk out of the bathroom in embarrassment because you're horny.
CourtneysOwner: DO YOU GET TO SEE THE DICK THOUGH
Darknessapproaches: You ask the real questions.
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Whiterapper: What if bananas are actually alive and when you peel them open they're crying on the inside because you just violated them.
Cashdevil: Are you okay
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WheresTyler: When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go
Ihatedodgeball: Since when have you actually used a pencil?
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IhateSadie: Why isn't our skin transparent?
Cashdevil: Because that's gross.
BetterthanKatie: But I kind of want to see my heart do the thing
Chickensareevil: THE THING.
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IdontlikeDuncan: But think of the first people to be twins though. Do you imagine how confused they were?
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Darknessapproaches: When you go to McDonalds and eat the food and the sun rises in your vagina
Chocolatediva: What did you just say
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CourtneysOwner: WHY DID SALLY FALL OFF HER BIKE?
Mamaismyidol: Why?
CourtneysOwner: BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS.
Sweetcheesecrackers: Poor Sally! WHY WAS SHE ON THE BIKE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
CourtneysOwner: KNOCK KNOCK!
Teardropsonmyguitar: Who's there?
CourtneysOwner: NOT SALLY!
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Darknessapproaches: I wonder if mosquitoes dare each other to bite someone with bug spray on
Ihatedodgeball: No, because mosquitoes don't have the mind to communicate in such complex ways.
Darknessapproaches: Oh I didn't know you were the top mosquito expert excuse me.
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Sweetcheesecrackers: Have you ever realized that the brain named itself?
Imsexyandiknowit: It's too late for this.
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IdontlikeDuncan: Is there a month between April and June? May be.
Madskillz: You can't answer your own jokes.
IdontlikeDuncan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Why?" "I'm sorry I can't answer my own jokes you're going to have to find the solution out for yourself."
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Chickensareevil: This is where I'm wasting my time on?
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CourtneysOwner: WHAT HAPPENS TO NIGTROGEN WHEN THE SUN RISES IN THE MORNING? IT BECOMES DAYTROGEN.
Cashdevil: I'm going to bed.
Partydude: Sleep tightrogen.
Mamaismyidol: Don't let the bed bugs bitetrogen.
Most of the jokes were taken from tumblr because I saw them and instantly thought of this fic and how these OOC dudes are basically nightbloggers!