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The BlazBlue Talk Show

Episode 13

*In the studio, 10 minutes before the show*

Hakumen: *sees Tao approaching* "Huh, here we go again."

Tao: *walks to Hakumen wearing a yellow dress… wait, WHAT?!* "Good day Mr. Hakumen. Can I have some food, please?"

Hakumen: *amazed* "E-e-e-e-excuse me? What are you planning?"

Tao: "I'd only like to have some food. Maybe a nice little salad." *she grabs a plate and a fork*

Hakumen: *still amazed* "Um… you… haven't had anything yet, so… fine."

Tao: *bows* "Thank you."

Hakumen: *confused* "No… problem?" (thought: WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!")

*on stage with the others*

Rachel: "This is interesting. What happened to her?"

Azrael: "Any ideas Xdante?" *no response* "Xdante?"

Xdante1: *while wearing headphones and reading a magazine* "Standing in the storm, standing in the storm. Come with me the way, let's go all the way. Standing in the storm, standing in the storm …"

Bullet: *pulls the headphone off my head* "Xdante!"

Xdante1: "What?!"

Azrael: "What happened to Tao?"

Xdante1: "Oh, I haven't told you guys yet. She got a challenge from Dues12. If she can act like a lady during this episode, then she'll win 100 spicy chicken meat buns. If she fails, her punishment will be unbelievable."

Ragna: "Which is?"

Xdante1: "She'll have to kiss Terumi."

*everybody gasped*

Carl: "Good luck, Ms. Kitty."

Ada: "…"

Carl: "Sis says it'll be almost impossible for her to do it."

Makoto: "Have faith little Carl! She can do it!"

Tsubaki: "Let's hope so."

Tao: *taking her seat, to Xdante1* "I believe it is time we start, Xdante."

Xdante1: *amazed* "Huh? Oh, yeah right. ACTION!"

*Intro music, lights flashing.*

*After that's over…*

Xdante1: "Hello everyone and welcome to the 13th episode of The BlazBlue Talk Show!"

Makoto: *throws her hands up* "WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!"

Nu: *clapping wildly* "YAAAAAAAAAY!"

Xdante1: (thought: at least Tao's controlling herself now) "Thanks… I think. Before we start, Terumi is still not here."

Kokonoe: "Still great!"

Xdante1: "He'll be back in episode 15. Now, let's start because we received a lot of questions again."

Tao: "That is great. Who are the first ones from?"

Xdante1: *surprised* (thought: she's good) "These are from edgezoidslayer. His first one goes to Noel. Since when have you been afraid of insects?"

Noel: "As long as I can remember. They're slimy, ugly and some of them even stink!"

Tsubaki: "Butterflies are insects too, you know."

Noel: "They're the only exception!"

Lambda: *getting her bugs out* "Come on, Noel. They're not that bad. See?" *shows her the case*

Noel: *disgusted and scared, holding on to Ragna* "Lambda! You know I hate it when you do that! Put them away!"

Ragna: *to Lambda* "Why did you bring them anyway?"

Lambda: *while putting them away* "These are my oldest ones, so I decided to set them free after we're done."

Xdante1: "That's… nice. Next! Tsubaki, did you feel humiliated when Tao touched your boobs and called them average?"

Tsubaki: "Yes! Calling them average is the least of my problems! She touched my boobs! That's my Jin's duty!"

Tao: "I am terribly sorry about that Miss Yayoi. Sometimes, I just can't control myself. You have my most humble apology."

*everyone just stared in awe (including me)*

Tsuabki: *still surprised* "Apology… accepted."

Jin: *amazed* "She's… just… WOW!"

Xdante1: *also amazed* "You said it." *normal way* "Next question goes to Carl. Did you know that your father was attacked in the hospital by a dude dressed like a cowboy with a skull for a face, a flesh eater sword and a shotgun?"

Carl: "I knew he was attacked but I didn't know who did it."

Xdante1: "It was edgezoidslayer."

Carl: *to the cameras* "Thank you very much! You're cool!"

Makoto: *to the cameras* "I agree! You rock!"

Xdante1: "There is also a message here." *Terumi suddenly appears on the screen in the background*

Terumi: *speaking from the screen* "What?"

Xdante1: *smiling like crazy* "I just wanna see the expression on your face when you hear this. Remember the seven villains? They were sent by edgezoid's boss. You stole his body, killed the love of his life and did many more atrocities. He always wanted some payback but he got completely blind and now he needs edgezoid to deal with you. The fun has just started, plus edgezoid is a ghost and he can appear ANYWHERE, so you better not sleep. You also probably know who this boss is."

Terumi: "How the hell should I know?!"

Tager: *to Terumi* "You're a real idiot. I have an idea who this is." *whispers his guess to Xdante1*

Xdante1: "Yep. It's him alright. Prepare yourself Terumi, because this person is… KAZUMA KUVARU!"

Terumi: *frozen, speechless, his face is like when someone just saw his own doom*

xxDarknessxx3: *from the screen* "Wow, that really shock him. Don't worry though. I'll make sure he's able to participate when sending him back."

Xdante1: "Alright then. Have more fun with him."

xxDarknessxx3: "Will do. Thanks again. Bye."

*everybody said goodbye and the screen turns off*

Ragna: *smiles* "That was priceless!"

Trinity (she suddenly appeared): "That was Kazuma?!" *to Xdante1* "Did he say anything about me?!"

Xdante1: "There is a message for you too. He says he is sorry for all the things he did to you and he understands of you won't forgive him. However, he will never forget you and says goodbye."

Trinity: "I don't blame him for anything. I forgive him and I won't ever forget him either. I'm stuck in poor Luna, which means we can't be together again, but I am still glad he is alive."

*Trinity then vanishes and Luna wakes up*

Luna: *while looking at everyone crying* "Did Luna miss something important?! Again?!"

Xdante1: *still crying* "I'll show you after the show." *blows nose*

Bullet: *while crying* "Can I have a tissue too?" *hands her one* "Thanks." *blows nose*

Xdante1: "Well, I hope he feels a bit better knowing this. Next message, congratulations to the couples and he would like to be invited to the wedding."

Noel&Tsubaki&Makoto&Litchi: "With pleasure. Kazuma can come too."

Xdante1: "That's really nice of you girls. Next questions are from CRYSTALTEAR020. First, he states that the day Terumi will stop being a jerk is the day one of you wins $1,000,000,000."

Kokonoe: "Totally agree."

Azrael: "You can say that again."

Rachel: "He would even steal the money if any of us were to win." *to Xdante1* "First question?"

Xdante1: "Lambda, Noel and Nu: which one of you is the oldest?"

*they look at each other, trying to think*

Ada: "…"

Carl: "Ada's asking if it is Lambda, Noel, Nu; since your numbers are 11, 12 and 13."

Ragna: "That would be the case but Lambda was rebuilt by Kokonoe and Nu came back in CP. I think that makes Noel the oldest." *to Noel* "No offense."

Noel: "None taken. I think it's me, Nu and finally Lambda."

Kokonoe: "Yep, that does make sense."

Xdante1: "Next question. Carl, once Ada and your mother are back to their original form, what will you do next?"

Carl: "I'll still be a vigilante and spend time with my family. I hope it will involve Makoto too."

Makoto: *hugging Carl* "I'm sure it will."

Bullet: *while elbowing me* "Aren't you a bit jealous?"

Xdante1: *clueless* "What do you mean?"

Ragna: *teasing* "Don't you want a girl like that?"

Xdante1: *nervous* "Um…" *to Carl and Makoto* "Good for you two." *to the others* "Next! Ragna, you have a tough life. Don't you ever wish that you can go through at least a year or so without anyone wanting to kill you or make your life more miserable?"

Ragna: "Huh, I sometimes do. I keep hoping that one day this whole craziness will end."

Noel: "Then we can be even closer."

Ragna: *smiling* "I'm looking forward to that."

Bullet: *to Xdante1* "Do you know what I'm looking forward to?"

Xdante1: *gulps* "I have a hunch. Just wait a bit; I'm guessing it'll be here soon."

Bullet: *smiling at me* "Can't wait."

Azrael: *confused* "What's this about?"

Tao: "You need to pay more attention, Azrael. I know what they're talking about but it's not my place to tell it." *to Xdante1* "Please continue."

Xdante1: *surprised* "It's like having 2 Rachels. Jin, you don't have to answer if you don't want to. After what's happening, do you still blame your sister or did it shift to who or what that's her?"

Jin: "I'll answer. It's the thing that is her. They literally merged and now Saya's soul is either dead or buried really deep."

Tsubaki: "You still think you can help Ragna save her?"

Jin: "I'll certainly try."

Tsubaki: "Then I'll help too."

Xdante1: "Hopefully, it's still not too late. Moving on! xxDarknessxx3 sent more questions. Jin, have you finally forgiven Noel and Ragna for attacking them on any given chances for your own reasons under your psychotic episodes?"

*Ragna and Noel chuckles*

Rachel: "What is so funny?"

Jin: *annoyed* "Yeah, but ironically, Tsubaki, Makoto and Carl convinced me to make it up for them, so I got broke."

Kokonoe: "Now, I'm interested! What did you buy them?"

Tsubaki: *smiling* "I convinced him to pay for their dates through a month."

Makoto: "I made Jin their waiter on 5 of their dates."

Ragna: *still chuckles* "That was great!"

Noel: *also chuckles* "He was really good at it!"

Carl: "And I made him buy them a flat screen HD TV."

Tager: *to Jin* "No wonder you got broke."

Jin: *irritated* "It cost me 7 months of my salary!"

Xdante1: *to Jin* "I'm guessing Tsubaki helped you out."

Jin: "Luckily." *Tsubaki gave Jin a hug*

Xdante1: "At least that's settled. Next, why are fights so exciting for you Azrael? xxDarknessxx3 also calls you a teddy bear."

*everyone bursts out laughing*

Azrael: "I've been called worse. Fighting is EVERYTHING! The rush, the adrenalin, the excitement, the skills, the power. Those are just a few things why fights are so great!"

Nu: *to Azrael* "You really like good fights, huh?"

Azrael: *to Nu* "You bet."

Xdante1: "Everyone has different tastes. Next! We have 1 question from AeonTheShadow. Ragna, do Noel's eyes turn blue when she gets really angry or have you noticed anything like this at all?"

Ragna: "They do but she needs to be really p****d off. The thing in the studio was not like that at all."

Noel: "That doesn't happen a lot. (thought: Thank God.)"

Lambda: "You guys don't want to see her like that, trust me."

Nu: "Lambda is right about that."

Xdante1: "Next questions are from johnnytheepicchhun. Bullet, how did you meet X-guy and how did you get your first love? … Wait a sec… he's calling me 'X-guy'?!"

Bullet: "It suits you. I was in a bar when he came over and asked me to be in his show. I'm also aiming to get my first love and make sure he'll be the only one." *comes closer to me*

Makoto: "Cool! Let's all go on a date when you get your man!" *looks at me when she finishes*

Xdante1: *nervous, sweating* "I… uh… um… HAKUMEN, HELP!"

Hakumen: *hands me a menu* "What would you like to have on your date?"

Xdante1: "YOU'RE NOT HELPING!"

Azrael: "Uh… next question?"

Xdante1: "Thank you. Let's discuss this later. Ragna, earlier you said you met Dante, HOW did you meet him? Does it involve a portal or something?"

Ragna: "I have been expecting this question ever since I admitted that. It happened like this…"

*flashback*

Ragna was walking to Ikaruga. He lost Tao somewhere for like the 10th time now, but at least he got some piece and quiet at the moment. As he was walking through a forest, he felt something strange, like being followed or something. Probably my imagination he thought as he just shrugged it off and went on.

20 minutes later he realized something bad. He got lost. Great, what now? He thought as he ducked just in time from a scythe that was aimed at him. Ragna turned around to see who was the a**hole attacking him and the sight left him astonished. Bone like beings with black hood and black robe wielding scythes stood before him. He never encountered creatures like this, but was looking forward to slice and dice through them.

Just as he was about to attack, he heard a gunshot and one of the beings turned into dust. What the f**k?! was Ragna's only thought. Suddenly, a tall man wearing black jeans and black boots with a black shirt and red vest landed right next to him. The mysterious person was also wearing a long red coat, had blue eyes, white hair and a huge sword with a skull on top of the hilt pointing it toward the creatures.

"Who the hell are you?" Ragna asked in a rather calm way. He liked this guy's style. The mysterious person smiled as he answered. "My name is Dante." he said as he did a back stab and killed one of the enemy that was about to attack. "I like your style, kid. What's your name?" Dante asked as he shot another one of the bunch in the head, killing it instantly. "Ragna. Ragna the Bloodedge." Ragna answered as he used his 'Hell's Fang' move and killed 3 attacking demons. "Cool name." Dante said while throwing his sword at another of his enemies then summoning it back. "Yours too." Ragna stated as he slashed 2 more demons into dust.

It only took them 5 minutes to kill all of them. "So, what were these things?" Ragna asked. "Demons. They can be found in every world, hiding and waiting in secluded places until they strike. You can handle yourself pretty well." Dante said. "I have to. People misunderstand me." Ragna stated. "Well, I have seen the wanted posters and heard what happened to you in Kagutsuchi." Dante said. "How-" "I have my ways of knowing things." Dante walked over to Ragna and handed him a card. "In case you wanna be stronger or just hang out, come and see me." With that Dante walked away, as Ragna examined the card. "Devil May Cry?"

*flashback end*

Ragna: "… I then decided to visit him and we trained extensively. Now, we're friends."

Carl: *to Ragna* "You fought demons? That's cool."

Ragna: "Dante said those were one of the weakest among all of them. That's why they were so easy to defeat."

Azrael: *excited* "Have you thought stronger ones?"

Ragna: "Not yet. I haven't encountered one ever since that. I am prepared if it would happen."

Xdante1: "Thanks for the story. Next! Noel, for being the best girlfriend and best fighter in BlazBlue, are you better then duel weapon fighter?"

Noel: "What is that?"

Xdante1: "Honestly. I have no idea. I searched the net but couldn't find anything like that."

Noel: "Well, thanks for the complements and it would be exaggerating that I am the best dual weapon fighter, but I can stand my own ground."

Ragna: "No kidding."

Nu: "Noel is the best with twin pistols!"

Lambda: "I agree."

Ragna: "Um…"

Makoto: *shocked* "Are you saying Noel isn't the best there is who can wield 2 guns?!"

Noel: "It's alright Makoto. I saw how Ragna and Dante trained together and he has some sick moves."

Makoto: "Really?"

Ragna: "He's kind of a weapons master."

Jin: "Cool."

Xdante1: "I think Dante is being mentioned too much in this episode. Next! Litchi, did you get Jade's victory pose from Mortal Kombat 9?"

Litchi: *shocked* "That's not my move?! Why did you do this to me ARC SYSTEM WORKS?!"

Bang: "Calm down, Litchi. Obviously they wanted to put that there to make sure it had some elements from one of the oldest fighting games. Not to insult you. Be proud of that! Because it will make your fan base grow!"

Litchi: *to Bang* "Do you really mean that?"

Bang: *blushing* "Of course!"

Litchi: *kisses Bang, smiles* "Thank you for comforting me."

Bang: *hugs Litchi* "Anytime!"

Xdante1: "It's nice to have love in the air."

Bullet: *goes closer to Xdante1* "Then why don't you try to breath it in?"

Xdante1: *nervous* "We… have to… move on. Next! Sena… is needed."

Sena: "Yes?"

Xdante1: "Have you ever been nice to anyone?" *I look at the question confused*

Sena: *to Xdante1* "Are you sure that's for me?"

Xdante1: "It has your name. Just answer it."

Sena: "I like to be kind to everyone."

Luna: "Well I don't! Only master Jubei deserves that privilege!"

Kokonoe: *annoyed, sarcastic* "And it's about good old dad again. Terrific."

Luna: *to Kokonoe* "Master Jubei deserves a better daughter than you!"

Kokonoe: *angrily, to Luna* "My damn father doesn't deserve a kid at all!"

Luna: *pointing at Kokonoe* "You take that back you bi-"

Xdante1: "GIRLS!"

*silence*

Xdante1: * to Kokonoe and Luna* "I don't want to use the torture room while Terumi is away but if you keep this up; I'll change my mind about that. Understand?!"

Kokonoe&Luna: "Yes sir."

Xdante1: "Good. Next is his best question. It's for me? OK then. Let's see. How did I meet you guys?"

Tager: "Oh that's an easy one. His friend showed him Calamity Trigger as a means of getting used to fighting games. He liked it so much that it became his favorite game almost instantly."

Xdante1: "We were actually preparing for a school Tekken tournament but it was never announced. I only have a laptop, so I could only get use to fighting games thanks to BlazBlue. It was kinda my only way to get some extensive training."

Rachel: "Thanks to Xdante's connections he was able to find and ask us to join his group."

Tao: "And it has been great ever since. We made a lot of new friends and became a lot stronger too."

Xdante1: (thought: she's amazing!) "That's the story short. There is something else. How did I start a talk show? Easy answer: connections! Background answer: I read a lot fanfictions about my favorite things and found a lot of truth or dares and other similar things. I didn't come across any talk shows and noticed that BlazBlue barely had anything like that. So, I decided to make a talk show including the BlazBlue characters."

Ragna: "It was a good choice."

Makoto: "Totally agree."

Xdante1: "Thanks guys. Hope the viewers think that too. The last part of the question, am I dating Bullet? 'Cause she f*****g loves me…. Wait… WHAT?!"

Bullet: *giving Xdante1 a seductive look* "I really like this question."

Xdante1: *panicked, nervous* "Well… I'm… not dating her…"

Bullet: *smirking* "Yet."

Xdante1: (thought: I'M SO SCREWED!) "Uh… can we… discuss this… after the show?"

Bullet: "Yes." *wink*

Xdante1: "Thank you. RagingChimera92 would like to borrow Litchi and Noel for the next episode. He didn't say why because it's a surprise."

*Noel is looking at Ragna*

Ragna: *to Noel* "If you want to go, it's fine."

*Noel hugs Ragna and gives him a kiss*

Litchi: *turning to Bang* "Bang?"

Bang: *to Litchi* "One episode isn't the world. It's fine by me."

Litchi: *hugs Bang* "Thanks."

Xdante1: "Your transport will be outside once we're done."

Litchi&Noel: "Thanks Xdante."

Xdante1: "No problem. He only has 1 question for me. Besides the couples, is there a girl in the cast who I have a crush on?" *shocked* "WHAT THE HELL?!"

Bullet: *cuddles up to me* "Well…?"

Azrael: *to Xdante1* "Just admit it and start dating her."

Ragna: *to Xdante1* "Yeah! You can do it!"

*everyone else started cheering*

Xdante1: "FINE! I GIVE UP! I love Bullet!"

Bullet: "And…?"

Xdante1: *nervous as hell, to Bullet* "Will you go out with me?"

Bullet: "YES!" *jumps on me and gives me a REALLY long kiss*

Xdante1: *Bullet's still hugging me* "That was very good."

Bullet: "You're a good kisser Xdante."

*everybody applauds*

SonicMaster95: *from the audience* "I knew you could it!"

Xdante1: "Thanks! Moving on, we have questions from Alternate Terumi. He also says that Terumi is one of his favorite characters."

Tager: "This is a strange world you live in."

Xdante1: "You've barely seen anything."

Noel: *to Bullet* "Are you gonna keep hugging Xdante through the rest of the episode?"

Bullet: *to Noel* "You bet! I'm not gonna let go of my new boyfriend so easily."

Xdante1: "I actually don't mind. His first question is for Terumi. Please send it to me again for episode 15. Ragna: there are rumors of a female murakumo unit that is a clone of yours. If she appears, will you beat her or not?"

Ragna: "Well, since Nu and Lambda are nice now I think that if she won't be too hostile, I'll convince her not to fight."

Makoto: *wondering* "A female Ragna? Hard to imagine."

Carl: "Don't forget Makoto, the world is crazy."

Makoto: "Yeah, you're right."

Xdante1: "I wonder what her name would be. Oh well. Next questions are from another of our good friend, OrangeTabby101."

Tao: "Miss Tabby. It's always a pleasure to receive questions from her."

Bullet: *amazed* "How long can she keep this up?"

Xdante1: "I'd say she'll survive this episode. Ragna, did you know that people make yaoi stories about you? Does this offend you, especially since it involves Hazama or Terumi?"

Ragna: *threw up in a garbage can* "Are you people sick?! I'm not gay! And Terumi out of all the beings in the damned world?! WAKE THE HELL UP ALREADY! I LIKE GIRLS! I LOVE NOEL!"

Noel: *comforting Ragna* "Just calm down Ragna. Those are just stupid stories."

Xdante1: "I don't blame him. I hate yaoi too." *dodges a rock thrown from the audience* "HEY!"

Bullet: *preparing her weapons* "WHO THREW THAT?!"

Xdante1: *to Bullet* "Just ignore it. SECURITY!" *a person got thrown out* "There. Could you keep hugging me, please?"

Bullet: *hugs me again* "I knew you like it."

Xdante1: "Never denied it. Next! Jin, does Tsubaki give you chocolate on your birthday since it's on Valentines Day or does she get you something else?"

Jin: "I do get chocolate from her and I also give some to her. It is Valentines Day after all. She also gets other things for me for my birthday."

Luna: "Like what?"

Tsubaki: "I got him an electric guitar last year."

Jin: *puts on sunglasses* "And I can totally rock with them."

Nu: *to Jin* "Where did you get the glasses?"

Jin: *nervous* "Um… I 'borrowed' it from Xdante."

Xdante1: *annoyed* "Since your birthday will be in a month, I'll look past this. Just. This. ONCE!"

Jin: *sighs in relief* "Thanks."

Xdante1: "Noel, she read on the BlazBlue wiki that you're a professional gunslinger. Is this true? And why didn't you wear any undergarments while you were wearing your military uniform?"

*we all looked at Noel shocked*

Xdante1: "Now I'm scarred for life."

Jin: "Me too."

Ragna: *blushing madly* "But… you sat on my lap… while wearing those."

Noel: *blushing* "I… know. I… never wear… undergarments… if I don't need to."

*everybody froze*

Ragna: "So… when you… sit on my lap…"

Noel: *blushing like crazy, smiling* "It's… a great feeling…"

Ragna: *hugs Noel* "Even though I love you, please start wearing."

Noel: *smiles* "OK." *whispers into Ragna's ear* "Doesn't mean I'll wear one when we're home."

Xdante1: (thought: Damn my sensitive hearing!)

Noel: "About the gunslinger part." *summons both of her guns and starts flipping them around her body then finishes with her fighting stance* "You tell me."

*applause*

Xdante1: "Cool. Next! Rachel, do you realize that the way you act in the video game makes you seem like you have a 'tough love' relationship with Ragna?"

Noel: *to Rachel* "He's MY man!"

Rachel: "You may keep him. I simply look at myself as a caring mother for him."

Ragna: "Caring mother my a**!"

Rachel: "So… you don't have any feelings for me besides hatred? Typical from a barbarian."

Ragna: "I never said that!"

Rachel: *surprised* "What do you mean?"

Ragna: *blushing* "I actually look at you as my sister."

Noel: *to Rachel* "It's true. Since Ragna looks at you as a sister, that means you're like my sister."

Nu: *to Rachel* "With that, you get the 'full package'! Nu and Lambda are also your sisters now."

Lambda: *to Rachel* "Affirmative."

Rachel: *smiling* "Thank you."

Xdante1: "What a nice scene (thought: good thing Terumi isn't here to ruin it). Tao, why do you only call Torakaka by her first name? Is this some type of admiration?"

Tao: *sipping tea* "You could say that. I hold great respect towards her."

Hakumen: *suddenly appears* "Where did you get that tea?!"

Tao: "Miss Rachel poured me some. You should really take a rest Mr. Hakumen. You look stressed."

*Hakumen was left speechless and he went back to the buffet*

Ragna: *amazed* "A speechless Hakumen. Now I've seen everything."

Xdante1: "You and me both. Next! Litchi, ever thought of dressing up the male characters? You do realize that many of them have slender waists."

Litchi: *stars in her eyes* "Great idea! Let's do it right now!"

*me, Ragna, Jin, Carl, Bang and Azrael got pinned down and forced into a make over*

Litchi: *to Ragna who was wearing an Assassin's Creed uniform* "I think you look great in it!"

Ragna: *annoyed* "Hurray."

Litchi: *to Jin who was now wearing a Batman outfit* "Hm… not bad!"

Jin: "Are you freaking kidding me?! I look awful! Not to mention the belt is too loose!" *his pants fell off and everybody laughed* "See?!" *pulling them back up*

Litchi: *to Carl in a younger Naruto outfit with a headband* "You look really cute Carl!"

Carl: "How does Naruto deal with these clothes?! They're so itchy!"

Litchi: *to Bang in a Thor costume* "Perfect!"

Bang: *nervous* "Aha." *normal way* "At least it looks like an outfit of justice."

Litchi: *to Azrael wearing the clothes of Kenpachi Zaraki from Bleach* "Good thing it's the right size for you!"

Azrael: *annoyed* "Lucky me."

Litchi: *to Xdante1 in a Jack Sparrow outfit* "You look great!"

Xdante1: "I feel like a clown!"

*every boy changed back to their normal clothes and handed the other ones back to Litchi*

Xdante1: *annoyed* "Humiliated in front of an audience. Another thing I never thought would experience during my life." *normal way* "Carl, the magician's outfit looks extremely cute on you. Did you wear it to catch Makoto's attention?"

Carl: "Thank you. No, it was actually because at a time I was a magician."

Makoto: *hugging Carl* "You look cute in everything you wear but I really like you this way." *gives a kiss on his cheek*

Tager: *to Carl* "So, you can do tricks?"

Makoto: "He's really good to!"

Carl: *grabs a bouquet of flowers from Makoto's back* "Thank you Makoto." *hands her the flowers*

*applause*

Makoto: *while hugging Carl* "I just love that trick!"

Xdante1: "Nice. Next! Bang, ever thought of shaving? The fact that you're so scruffy makes her think that you're a gorilla."

*everybody laughs at this*

Bang: "I always shave in the morning. I just keep the best parts untouched or straighten them out."

Tao: "So, you're saying you would be even scruffier Mr. Bang?"

Bang: *amazed* "Uh… yeah."

Tao: "Interesting."

Xdante1: *surprised* "If that didn't break Tao, nothing will. Amazing!" *normal way* "Tager, do you eat? Is oil a choice of drink for you?"

Kokonoe: *laughs so hard that she fell out of her chair* "HAHAHAHA! Good one! I gotta write that one down! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Tager: "I'm guessing you figured it out by Kokonoe's reaction. No, I don't drink oil and yes, I do eat. I eat normal food like any other people and mostly drink water."

Kokonoe: *gets back to her seat still chuckling* "Yeah… his insides… are mostly… left intact. So… his stomach… and metabolism… still works fine." *bursts out laughing again*

Bullet: *to Xdante1 (still not letting go by the way)* "Is she alright?"

Xdante1: "I'm guessing that was stuck in her for quite a while now. Next! Hakumen, ever thought of ending your rivalry with Ragna?"

Hakumen: "Why would I do that Tabby?"

Xdante1: "Her answer: he's your brother you know."

Hakumen: *puzzled* "Huh?"

Jin: *to Hakumen* "Listen! You're me. Correct?"

Hakumen: "Yes."

Jin: "Then put 2 and 2 together, Sherlock!"

Hakumen: *thinking* "Hm…" *looks up a bit (I'm guessing he got surprised)* "CRAP!"

Ragna: *smirking* "Realization hurts, doesn't it?"

Hakumen: "Huh, fine. Wonders do tend to happen around here." *looks at me and Bullet then back at Ragna* "As long as you make sure that you're NOT gonna be the Black Beast all is well. Brother."

Ragna: "Good! Don't worry about that. Xdante helped me solve that."

Noel: *to Hakumen* "Thank you for leaving him alone."

Hakumen: "Whatever." *to Xdante1* "Is there anything you CAN'T do?"

Xdante1: "Yeah. I can't beat Noel in Tekken."

Noel: *proudly holding up a boxing belt* "True!"

Xdante1: *sweatdrops* "I'm not even gonna ask. Tsubaki, first, you have pretty eyes. Second, don't you think taking away Jin's chocolate cake is really cruel? He can take away your ice cream, you know."

Tsubaki: *shocked, to Jin* "You wouldn't. Would you?" *to the cameras* "Thanks for the complement, by the way."

Jin: *grinning* "No one takes my chocolate cake Tsubaki. You won't get ANY ice cream until I get my cake back!"

Tsubaki: *with puffed cheeks* "How mean of you!"

Jin: *still grinning* "This is payback!"

Tsubaki: "Fine! Then I guess we'll have a different kind of 'dessert' next week!"

Jin: *grinning* "Fine by me!"

Rachel: "I so did not want to hear that."

Kokonoe: "They had that yesterday too."

Jin&Tsubaki: *irritated* "WHAT THE-"

Kokonoe: "Cameras. Remember?"

Xdante1: "I feel sick now."

Bullet: *kisses me on the cheek* "Better?"

Xdante1: "Much. Thanks. Moving on! Makoto, she just bought Continuum Shift Extend (lucky her) and you really seemed rude in that Academy extra story."

Carl: "You can't blame her. She got picked on constantly."

Makoto: "Yeah. It really made me mad and I just had to let my anger out."

Xdante1: "Understandable. Aside from that, why do you hate Relius' gut?"

Makoto: "First off all, because of what he did to my boyfriend and his family. Second, he's a jerk. Third, he looks down on me just because I'm a beastkin and I can't stand people like that. Fourth, he is Relius."

Xdante1: "Alright. We got more questions from Deviljho's Hatred. First, to everyone. You guys heard about the crossover game between BlazBlue and Guilty Gear?"

Everyone: "They're making one?!"

Xdante1: "Seems so."

Everyone: "AWESOME!"

Xdante1: "Agreed. So, to answer the question; up until now, we haven't heard about it. Next! Kokonoe, why do you make others fight for you when you're easily one of the strongest characters from BlazBlue since you're the daughter of 2 of the Six Heroes?"

Azrael: *jumps up ready to fight* "She is?! Let's test it out!"

Kokonoe: "Calm yourself, pea brain. I'm a thinker not a fighter. I got smarts not strength. Sure, my parents are among the strongest beings in our universe but just because I'm their daughter, that doesn't make me a good fighter. I can stand my ground when I need to though."

Azrael: *jumps up again* "So you are strong!"

Kokonoe: *to Azrael, angrily* "Just drop it already, muscle brain!"

Azrael: *annoyed* "Fine." (thought: you don't have to be rude. I got feelings too)

Xdante1: "Awkward. Tao, what does the Kaka say? He also says blame his cousin for asking this."

*everybody facepalmed (me as well)*

Ragna: *annoyed* "Great. Just when I got that stupid song out of my head."

Azrael: *annoyed* "Same here."

Tao: *giggles* "Good joke. The Kaka says 'meow' or 'mew'."

*everybody else just stared dumbfounded*

Bullet: *to Tao* "Good joke? That?"

Tao: "Yes, I think it is funny."

Nu: "How the hell is she doing this?!"

Rachel: "Seems nothing is impossible for her to get meat buns."

Xdante1: "You can say that again. Ragna, once you're done with all this s**t and Terumi what will you do next?"

Ragna: "Settle down and have a nice and quiet life with Noel."

Noel: *hugs Ragna* "Absolutely."

Xdante1: "OK. Next! Makoto, who do you think is stronger, you or Bullet?"

Makoto: "It's obvious."

Bullet: "Yeah."

Makoto&Bullet: "I am." *looks at each other* "WHAT?! You think you can beat me?! Guess again! Stop copying me!"

*Xdante holds back Bullet while Carl and Ada are doing the same to Makoto*

Xdante1: *still trying to hold back Bullet* "Hey, take it easy!"

Carl: *still trying to hold back Makoto* "You too Makoto! You'll always be the strongest in my view and in Ada's too, right sis?!"

*Ada nods and Makoto stops*

Makoto: *to Carl and Ada* "You 2 really mean that?"

*they both nod and Makoto gives Carl a kiss*

Xdante1: *to Bullet* "And you'll always be the strongest for me."

*Bullet gives me a kiss*

Bullet&Makoto: *to each other* "No hard feelings? Great!" *they both giggle while hugging their boyfriends*

Carl: *to Xdante1* "We're lucky bastards, aren't we?"

Xdante1: *to Carl* "We sure are." *to the others* "Moving on. You're next Carl, were you picked on for being so young at the Academy?"

Carl: *looks down sadly* "Unfortunately, yes."

Makoto: "And I beat the crap out of those fools!"

Carl: *to Makoto* "You got into trouble because of that."

Makoto: *smiles* "I never cared. It was totally worth it."

Carl: *gives Makoto a kiss on the cheek* "Thanks."

Xdante1: "Rachel, you don't drink blood but do you eat sardines? He knows a vampire who gets his strength from eating sardines."

Rachel: "No, I do not. The thing about the vampire may be true but my strength is purely from my self. I don't need anything to give me strength."

Tsubaki: "Not even friends?"

Rachel: *thinks* "Maybe that is the only exception."

Jin: "There may be hope for her yet."

Xdante1: "Next! Jin, do you know Toshiro Hitsugaya from Bleach? Given all the possibilities of the Continuum Shift, it is probable that you have already met him."

Jin: "Yeah, I know him."

*everyone is surprised except Tsubaki and me*

Tao: *to Xdante1* "You really do know everything, don't you?"

Xdante1: "No. I can't know everything."

Makoto: "You knew about this Tsubaki?"

Tsubaki: "Naturally. He was really cute. Although, he looked really angry when I said that."

Xdante1: "That's him alright. Moving on! Bang, are there any shinobi in Ikaruga that are as passionate as you?"

Bang: "It's true that there are very passionate ninjas in Ikaruga, but none of them are as passionate AS I AM!"

Xdante1: *holding his right ear* "Great. That's an extra year of deafness for me."

Azrael: *holding his left ear* "Me too."

Bang: *scratches the back of his head* "Sorry."

Xdante1: "Whatever. dALEkilLsU has 1 question for Tao. Has your mammo-centric life ever gotten you into trouble?"

Tao: "I don't understand the question. Could you please rephrase it?"

Kokonoe: *astonished* "She knows the meaning of 'rephrase' and can use it?"

Tager: "I don't know what to say. Or think."

Xdante1: *to Tao* "Like, have you ever p****d off a lady on the street?"

Tao: "Oh, no. I only play with my friends here. I know it may look like a sexual assault but I'm just a playful little kitten at heart."

*everybody's jaw dropped in awe*

Carl: *still amazed* "Ada, am I dreaming?"

*Ada pinches Carl's cheek*

Carl: *while rubbing his cheek* "Ow! Guess not." *to Ada* "Remind me to give you a manicure."

*Ada nods*

Litchi: *still astonished* "Why can't she be like this all the time?!"

Tsubaki: *also astonished* "Because she's Tao?"

Litchi: *a bit sad* "I'm really gonna miss this episode."

Xdante1: "That's all the questions, but dALEkilLsU sent some of you gifts."

Everybody: "Awesome!"

Xdante1: "Rachel, you got another joke about cookies."

*besides her everyone burst out laughing*

Ragna: "HAHAHAHAHA! OMG! This is just too good!"

Luna: "HAHAHAHAHAHA! This never gets old!"

Azrael: "HAHAHAHAHAHA! This guy is awesome!"

Rachel: *irritated* "I can't believe this is happening to me!"

Xdante1: "Terumi received some real gifts despite being an a** and prick. I would like to add jerk too. Let's see, 3 Single-Use Torture Room Immunity Tokens."

Everybody else: "There are such things?!"

Xdante1: "I'll allow it. Gloating about them will render them useless though."

Rachel: "At least we won't have to hear his boasts about that."

Xdante1: "There is a condition to his second gift. He'll have to give 1 legitimate complement to everyone on the show. He can have some time to think. If he does this, he'll receive a one-year timeframe of all-you-can-eat boiled eggs. Trap-free ones."

Ragna: "There's no way he's gonna say no to that."

Jin: "I'd be surprised if he would."

Xdante1: "Ragna, you received a copy of 'Improving Your Skillz: Master The Controller Today, Super MLG Pro Edition'. Sounds useful to me."

Ragna: "It is." *to the cameras* "Thanks!"

Xdante1: "Tao, you got a magical bottomless pocket that can be sewn to your clothes. You can bring food with you to the show and make Hakumen's duty a bit easier."

Hakumen: "Amen to that."

Tao: "I'll really treasure this great gift. Thank you very much."

*everybody is astonished… again*

Makoto: *to Tao* "Who are you and have you done with the real Tao?"

Tao: "Oh, Miss Nanaya, you have such a nice sense of humor. It makes you adorable."

Makoto: *speechless*

Xdante1: "I wouldn't have believed it, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes. Hakumen, you get a book of pre-battle one-liners. Yours is good, but the greatest badasses have multiple kickass one-liners besides their catchphrase."

Hakumen: "Alright then. Thanks."

Xdante1: "Kokonoe, you got a stress ball. It's scratch-proof, explosion-proof and everything-proof."

Kokonoe: "OK. Thanks."

Xdante1: "Jin, you get a chance to challenge Sub-Zero."

Jin: "Fine! I'll show him who the best ice fighter is!"

Azrael: "Awesome! Another match!"

Xdante1: "Good, he'll be here the next time. Makoto, you got a box of your favorite nut-cakes."

Makoto: "YAY! Thanks!"

Xdante1: "Carl, you got a digital picture frame."

Carl: "Great! Thank you."

Xdante1: "Bang, you got a voice dampener, so you can be as loud as you want to be without deafening anyone."

Bullet: "That sounds useful. For all of us."

Bang: "Perfect!"

Xdante1: "Azrael, he forgot your name so he calls you Spork-hating-guy."

*everybody laughs*

Azrael: "EVERY SPORK MUST BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL! THEY'RE ALL EVIL!"

Xdante1: "Chillax. You received a scrapbook of 100 sporks destroyed in 100 different ways."

Azrael: "PERFECT! THEY WILL ALL PAY!"

Luna: *whispering to Xdante1* "I'm sometimes really worried about him."

Xdante1: "Me too. Hakumen, one more thing from edgezoidslayer." *thinks* "Make that 2 things."

Hakumen: "Yeah?"

Xdante1: "First, Vergil and Baiken says to shove your justice up your a**. Second, you should fight his friend Dio Brando from Jojo Bizarre Adventure. He isn't as strong as you are but he is faster and he can stop time."

Hakumen: "To Vergil and Baiken, I will find you 2 one day and show the both of you what true justice is like! To Dio Brando, you're on!"

Tager: *to Xdante1* "So… we're gonna have 2 fights next time?"

Xdante1: "Yep. Alright, that's all for now. Thanks for joining us again. Hope to see you again next time and like I always say, keep sending questions and reviews please. Thank you. What do you guys say?"

BlazBlue cast: "Goodbye! Please read and review!"

Xdante1: "Bye!"

*Ending song*

*Lights turn off, cameras turn off*

Xdante1: *to Tao* "Well Tao, I'm amazed. You passed the challenge with flying colors. You deserve your reward. Hakumen!"

*Hakumen brings Tao 100 spicy chicken meat buns*

Tao: "Thank you Xdante. I'll be my usual self next time." *takes the meat buns and bows politely* "I'll see you all next time. Bye guys!" *walks away*

Rachel: "I will miss 'lady' Tao."

Hakumen: "Me too."

Kokonoe: "It was nice while it lasted."

*outside the studio*

Ragna: "Take care Noel."

Noel: "Got it."

Bang: "Have fun Litchi."

Litchi: "I'll do my best"

*Noel and Litchi enters the transport and they're taken away*

Xdante1: *to Ragna and Bang* "Will you guys be alright?"

Ragna: "Sure. I'm gonna go to a ball game."

Bang: "I will train. What about you Xdante?"

Xdante1: "Make a guess." *Bullet drags him away by the arm*

Ragna: "Going on a date." *to Bang* "Let's spy on them."

Hakumen: *appears out nowhere* "I'm in."

Luna: "Me too!"

Bang: "Then let's go!"

Everybody else: "Wait for us!"