Konbanwa! Watashi wa Naomi-desu! Ogenki desuka? Watashi wa genki desu! Ahhh, felt japanesey today. Translation: good evening (since it's 6 here) My name is Naomi! How are you? I'm fine! Lol. I lack Japanese skills. I hope you like this chappy. I thought that it was okay. I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want to do an Akatsuki story. GAAAH. But I need at least 6 people's inputs. I mean, would you guys read it if I made one? Oh yea, and anyone have a request? Anyone? I really wanna right a one-shot, but I don't know on who. Check out my profile for the descriptions of who I would right a one-shot for ;) I see people doing disclaimers in every story………….so………..

Disclaimer: Do I look like I own Naruto? If I did, the Akatsuki would be alive and they would rule. Karin and Sakura would be poor lonely souls. Oh wait, they already are! HAH! Sorry, Karin and/or Sakura lovers.

There was the blinding bright light in my sleep. 'Does that mean I'm dead?' I started to panic. I squinted, trying to squint and see beyond that damned brightness. After my eyes had (finally) adjusted to the terrible light, I saw a figure there—wavy blonde hair, purple eyes, and clothed in white. It seemed like an angel at first sight, so I must be dead, right? Wrong. This lady was……..my mother. I stared at her with my mouth slightly open out of shock.

"Darling," She smiled and took me in a warm embrace, "My little Sumi." She was referring to my old nickname.

"I'm..dead," I spoke, still in awe.

"No," my mom sighed, "You're still asleep."

"Then…..how?"

"All you need to do is think of me," she pointed to where my heart would be, "because I'm still there."

My beautiful dream was interrupted by one of the foulest sounds in the world. I take that back, the most gruesome sound in the whole world.

"KATSUMI!" Karin's scream echoed through my peaceful (rather…it was) room. I sleepily rubbed my eyes and ran them over to the drawer next to my bed. Perfect, there was a kunai on there. I snatched the kunai and threw it at the obviously aggravated Karin, just enough to graze her cheek and let some blood drip. Not enough to stain my beautiful floor, though.

"Y-y-you," She trembled with anger, and perhaps fear.

"Me what?" I spat, glaring at her from my cozy bed. Seriously, she needs to cool down. She just invaded my personal space.

"Bitch," She spat angrily, "You think you're all that, don't you? Doing anything you want, killing whoever you want" After she said that, I decided to tone her annoying voice out and fix my oh-so knotted hair. I have to look at least presentable when I go outside. Karin just continued ranting, unknown of my utter boredom, about how I stole her Sasuke. Well, isn't that just excellent? I flipped my blanket off and slowly walk to the bathroom, still ignoring the red head's little protest. After nonchalantly slamming the door in her face, I walked over to the sink. 'Jet black straight hair, deep purple eyes that people just looove, and that annoyed expression. Yup, it's still me' I chuckled at myself. How can I be so funny while being seriously annoyed? I turned the faucet gently. Yeah, I can be gentle. Quite a shocker isn't it? Did you know that I'm also cabaple of loving? No, then I guess you're right—I don't love and I never will. Okay, enough of this melancholic moment.

I took the bottle of toothpaste of the self and grabbed my obsidian toothbrush as well. Unscrewing the bottle cap, I sighed. Really, seeing Karin in the beginning of the morning really wasn't the greatest way to start my day. I dabbed a little of the minty green toothpaste onto my toothbrush and began brushing. Well, wasn't that predictable?

I opened the door only to see that read haired bitch looking through my drawer. Oh hell. She's going to die now. I coughed emphatically to indicate that I was here. She swiftly turned around with a small stick in her hand. To be specific, my flute. To be truthful, the look on her face was priceless.

"You fucked up nosy bitch," I growled, pulling the kunai that had previously grazed her cheek out of the wall and slowly walked toward her. "You should know not to touch others things," I smirked, putting the kunai skillfully at her throat. Being an Akatsuki assassin makes me rather professional at art of murder.

"What's so important about this anyways," She smirked, holding up the flute, and trying to not look afraid. That's right, trying. I let the dark chakra swiftly slip out of my fingers to strangle her. The darkness immediately went to her neck and started choking her.

"Y-you b-bitch," She gasped, trying to get air. From behind me, I heard footsteps coming into the room. Then, the door clicked and opened to reveal a pissed Sasuke and a twitching Suigetsu.

"Yes?" I smiled sweetly at them, acting if Karin wasn't slowing being deprived of her life.

"Let her go," Sasuke commanded, with his 'I-am-your-ruler' tone. I rolled my eyes and dropped the pathetic girl. Really, she's a terrible ninja.

"Sasuke," The idiot cooed, while blushing.

"Excuse me while I puke," I rolled my eyes emphatically.

"Just know that I saved you because I need you."

"W-w-what? I didn't know that you felt that way," The fan-girl stuttered, oblivious that he meant that she was his pawn.

"Karin," I sighed, "He doesn't mean it like that."

"What, bitch? Why do you have to ruin my moments?"

"First of all, Sasuke can't love," I smirked.

"Ye—"

"If he somehow, by the greatest miracle, learned that oh-so important life skill, he still won't love a pathetic little being like you."

"Why you b—"

"And even if you weren't pathetic, which as we all know, is a terrible lie, you're would still be on my hate list."

"Don't act li—"

"And you know, it's vewy bad to be in my hate list," I pouted cutely.

"Damn," Suigetsu inhaled deeply, after watching us like a tennis match, "Is this how girls converse?"

"No Suigetsu," I smirked, "That's how I converse."

"So you're not a girl?" I twitched as he smirked, dragging his eyes up and down my body, "Cuz you sure look like one."

"Keep a picture, it takes longer," I rolled my eyes and exhaled.

"Suigetsu," Sasuke commanded, "Where's Juugo?"

"He's still asleep,"

"Go wake him." With a simple nod, Suigetsu disappeared out of the doorway, my door.

"Now yo—" The egotistical Uchiha began.

"Wait," I stopped him by covering his mouth, as if we were ambushed. He pried my fingers off his lips and glared at me. "Get out of my room," I stated rather bluntly.

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"……"

"Is that a yes?"

"Fine," He grumbled and trudged out of my room. Yes, I'm very possessive, live with it. I smiled, knowing that I just had a beautiful victory.

"Bitch," A familiar, too familiar, red head spat. I almost forgot that she was there.

"You too," I growled at her. The hatred I had to the Uchiha was definitely not the same hatred I had to Karin. I mean, come on, she makes him seem like a damned saint! Karin, knowing that I would rip her to shreds if I didn't, immediately walked out of the room, with a string of profanities following her. Really, I wonder who's really in charge here, Sasuke, or me?

"You want me to………WHAT?!" I exploded at the one of the last two Uchihas. If he kept pissing me off, there might only be one left.

"Seduce guys from Koi-village," He stated matter-of-factly.

"Why?"

"They have a scroll,"

"So?"

"It's a scroll of darkness." I blinked in astonishment that he would try to get a scroll that only I could control.

"What's the catch?" I eyed him suspiciously.

"No catch," He avoided eye contact with me, but I swear, I saw a slight blush on his cheeks. Oh, wait, it was evening, so everything seemed red. "We're here," He pointed out, regaining his composure.

"Now I have to act like a slut."

"You want the scroll, don't you?" He raised one perfect eyebrow. Oh wait, perfect? Heh, yeah right.

"How did you know?"

"You were talking in your sleep about it," I blushed a deep scarlet. I was….talking about the scroll in my sleep?

The scroll was right there in my reach. Yes, the scroll of Darkness, the most prized possession of the Kurayami's. Too bad some bandits took it after the ANBU, of Konoha, may I add, destroyed all the bit of happiness I had. Okay, that was a bit of a lie. I reached for the scroll, and suddenly, it disappeared.

"Damn, I will get the damned scroll of Darkness," I muttered under my breath.

Oh, right. I was dreaming. But wait, if I was dreaming, then how did he hear…..unless………HE CAME INTO MY ROOM! Oh boy, he's toast.

"Oi," I glared at Sasuke, "how did you hear me?" I noticed that he was twitching a little. Hah, caught red-handed.

"I was going to return this to you," He tossed me my moon necklace. I felt my neck and noticed that it was bare. When did I lose that? Oh, right, Karin had yanked it off.

"Why in the middle of the night," I smirked, trying to tease him, "Sasuke-koi" His right eye slightly twitched.

"We'll be staying at that hotel," He stated, monotone as always. He pointed to a rather grand hotel.

"Why?" I grumbled. Okay, grand hotel equals snobby girls equal Sasuke's snobby fangirls. Do the math.

"Nobody likes a poor slut," He smirked, referring to the plan for me to look like some whore. I twitched slightly and sighed. Really, what kind of damned plan was that? Is he trying to get me raped? Oh, wait, that won't happen since I would probably kill those damned perverts.

"Hey baby," A seductive voice cooed in my ear. Right, how did this happen? Let's just say that after we got to the hotel, Karin bought a room, Suigetsu took me to look for skanky outfits, and Sasuke was doing Kami-knows-what. Then, what do they do? They drop me off in a local tea shop, all donned in my new skanky as hell outfit. Okay, it wasn't that bad, but since this whole pathetic excuse for a mission was Sasuke's idea, I'll just pretend that it's terrible.

I looked up from drinking me tea to meet the bluest of blue eyes ever. There was a guy, probably about nineteen, at the oldest. His eye was a deep indigo and his eyes matching that. His attire was very casual—a loose sweatshirt and a pair of khaki shorts. Oh, and there was also this perverted version of the Cheshire cat's grin plastered on his face.

"Hi," I smiled seductively, trying to stick to the plan. I wanted the scroll so badly that I would do anything for it. Anything. Okay, that's not exactly true, but you get the point.

"Haven't seen you around, pretty lady," He casually took a seat across from me. Really, what's with people these days and not asking if they could come into my private space? First Karin, and now this random dude! Okay, I really want—need—the scroll, so I shouldn't complain. But why would Sasuke just send me off to do this crap?

~~Sasuke's POV~~

"Listen up," I stated to my group sitting in the room. The only reason why I told Katsumi that the scroll was in this town was so that she could be occupied while we discuss about our attack on Itachi. It's not that I don't trust her. Oh, wait, yes I was. I want to trust her, but she's known for lying and manipulating people. Wait, did I say that I wanted to trust her?

"What is it, Sasuke-kun," Karin cooed, which I must admit, is very annoying. Seriously, all these fan-girls are quite depressing. I only need one thing in my life—revenge.

Suigetsu and Juugo looked at me curiously. "Karin, can you find out where Itachi is heading at this moment?"

"I'll try," Her face suddenly got serious and she closed her eyes to concentrate. Suddenly, her eyes perked open, "He's heading north."

"That's snow country," Juugo stated. Snow country is far and it is harsh. Going there isn't the smartest decision.

"We'll wait for them," I sighed. I couldn't wait until I can finally fight him and avenge my clan.

~~Katsumi's POV~~

This was extremely pointless. That was an understatement. This is bullshit. After an hour of sitting at the local tea shop, talking to some random local teen, this is all I learned:

One: His name is Daisuke Mashiro.

Two: He's eighteen years old, long live freedom. (rolling my eyes)

Three: He has a little brother who's sixteen, a mom, and a dad. Go figure.

Four: He's an extreme pervert, seeing that he couldn't keep his eyes off of me and tried to touch my just ten times.

Five: Koi village is a small village, mainly for the younger people (20s, 30s)

Six: He is a ninja, but a bad one at that. No point in me saying that I'm an S-ranked criminal.

Seven: My eyes are sparkly.

Eight: I didn't like tea at all.

Was there anything about the scroll in my utterly pathetic list? I think not. I'm starting to wonder if the scroll even is here. Sasuke had tricked me. I mean, come on, it doesn't take a genius to figure this out. This town wasn't even a shinobi village, so why would they put anything as valuable as the Darkness scroll in this measly town? Plus, last time I heard about the Dark scroll, it was at some temple in the far east. A deserted temple too—a tomb. A tomb that was impossible to come out of once you get it. To be truthful, I've been knowing that the scroll isn't here, but it didn't hurt to see what they were up to. Damn Sasuke to hell.

"Oi, Katsumi," Daisuke snaked his arms around my waist. I smirked at him and scratched his arm lightly, almost in a teasing way.

"Please," I smirked alluringly, "Daisuke-koi, take your arms off me." Boy, I even knew how to turn a guy down nicely, in an act of course.

"Fine," He laughed, "But really, I do wonder if you're tight." He whispered the last part into my ear. Okay, I've had enough I'm out of here. I sipped my tea and sighed.

"I'll be leaving now," I smiled, "Thanks."

"The pleasure's mine." He smirked and watched me leaving the building. It was night now and I could see the stars shining overhead. The stars that were connected to my Kekkei Genkai. Suddenly, I felt a pair of cold hands clamp my nose and mouth.

Then, everything went black.

OH dear! My poor OC blacked out! How is that? Well, stay tuned for the next chapter to find out. I feel like no one except for 2/3 people are reading my stories…… -.-" so not fair. I just finished reading Fragile Eternity :D I hope the sequel will come out soon!

My inspirations: The House of Night Series, and many authors on

For some reason, the stories on quizilla are mostly suckish qualities………..-.-" I used to write on there, but I quit, cuz I liked fanfiction better. Who wouldn't? plus, the stories on there were……..TERRIBLE. why am I even talking………er typing so much.

Okeee………..i'm sugar high! Okay. Ja ne (cya later)

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