Hi readers! This is the long awaited(not really) epilogue! This chapter is promised to hold lots of action, romance(not so much), and butt kicking! So please read and review, love you guys.

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Epilogue

Surely, the other members aren't stupid and would know that it was me who vandalized their rooms, I needed a convincing plan. I got it! Let me explain it to you in full detail: I brought my hand to the back of my neck, hit a certain spot and passed out.

Akatsuki P.O.V

Everyone returned to the base only to find their rooms complety remodeled. Hidan freaked and starting cussing at random people. Tobi cried his eyes out. Kakuzu looked perfectly traumatized. Kisame was in his room mourning for his dead, overfed friend. Konan was scrambling around, looking for her hair dye. Gray could be seen in her hair roots. Itachi was, well Itachi. But inside, he was fuming. His beloved Sasuke is gone! Sasori was frantically trying to fix his treasured puppets, failing miserably. Pein was trying to get everyone to calm down, of course that's not gonna get him anywhere. Psch, like seriously, trying to get a bunch of angry criminals to calm down? Yeah, right, in your dreams! Zetsu was just standing, and watching all the crazies. Of course no one dared to mess with Zetsu, unless their suicidal...or just plain stupid. Last but certainly not least, our blonde member stood in front of his room, gaping at the scene before him and a certain brunette passed out on the floor.

"Where's that little bitch?"

"I-in here, un"

""What!" The Akatsuki cried in unison. Rushing over, except Itachi, of course, they stood there staring in wonder at the girl. Deidara bravely walked through the mess of clay and kneeled down next to the girl and gently shook her awake.

"Kirina-chan, wake up, un. Wake up already!" Purple eyes met blue ones.

Kirina P.O.V

"Kirina-chan, wake up, un. Wake up already!" Why did this voice sound so familiar? My mind registered it as Deidara. What happened? I woke up and met a pair- wait no I woke up and met with one blue eye.

"Deidara?" Oww, my neck hurts. I looked around at the clay filled room and suddenly memories of yesterday d=flooded back to me. My eyes stopped at the sight of the shocked members by the doorway. Okay, I know what to do, I prepared myself for this! "Is something wrong?"

Hidan spoke up " Something wrong? F- yes, something's wrong! You bitch messed up my f-ing room!"

"No! It wasn't me! There were some intruders at our base and I thought that I could take care of them, but there were five! I couldn't take on all five of them, they were to strong!"

"Why were you in my room, un?"

"Because they were chasing me, and I started running and ended up in your room...I was so scared:(" I had fake tears flowing down my face. Heh, this is easy. Hope they buy this.

"It's ok, un" Deidara came over and put his arms around me. Awww! I had this warm, fuzzy feeling in me. Leader-sama spoke up.

"Once you're calmed down, come into my office and describe the intruders to me."

"Hai!" The Akatsuki turned around and returned to their respective rooms, leaving me and Deidara alone. Well, I might as well get comfortable! Laying my head in his chest I fell asleep.

When I woke up, I was still in his arms, but instead of sleeping on the floor we were on his bed. Um, this was not what I expected. I looked at his sleeping figure. His face looks so cute when he sleeps! But I have to go to Leader-sama soon. Leaning my face forward, I layed my lips on top of his for a second and was about to leave , when he put his hands on my face and pushed his lips onto mine. I started blushing, then I pulled away and got off his bed.

"I-um, I have to report to Leader-sama"

"Come back when you're done, un?"

"May-maybe" I quickly left and closed the door. Outside, I started hyperventilating. What. The. Freakin'. Hell. Was that? No, I can't get distracted! I rushed to Leader-sama's office.

"Describe the enemies to me."

"Um, one looked like a crab, probably a cousin of Kisame. There was a squid or octupus I think, might be a friend of Kakuzu. There was a squirrel, a star and a square?" I was just making this up as I go, but this was easier than I thought. Pein nodded and wrote down the appearance of the suspects.

"Ok, dismissed." I left, what should I do now? Should I go back to Deidara's room?

10:00 P.M. Ten Miles From Base

"Sponge to star, Starman do you read me?"

"Spongeb- I mean Spongeinator, I read you"

"Ok, Moneybags, are you listening?"

"Ten, Eleven, Twelve- what! Oh, yeah, I hear ya"

"We gotta focus, team! Tentacles, what about you?"

"Eh. This is stupid."

"Answer me!"

"Yes, I hear you!"

"Ok, Bushy Tail, do you read me?"

"Bushy Tail to Spongeinator, whats the mission?"

"Okay, listen team, our mission is infiltrate the base ten miles from here. Starman, show us the list of the members."

"Uhhh" Starman spaced out with drool down his mouth.

"STARMAN FOCUS!" Starman snapped back into reality.

"Oh, uh, they have a masked idiot, some religious dude with a swearing problem, cannibal plant, emo, masked old man with obsession of money and teddy bears, a shark, blonde pyromaniac, some old puppet, a prankster girl and a blue haired woman. The organization is lead by a punk with lots a piercings and a carrot for hair." There was a little awkward silence before Spongeman said"Team Water Creatures, move out!"

"Ay, I ain't no water creature!" Exclaimed Bushy Tail.

"Ok, Team Water Creature-Squirrel move out!" All five shadows moved towards the Akatsuki base.

Kirina P.O.V

RED ALERT, RED ALERT. INTRUDER IN BASE! What? I was peacefully walking to my room and this is what I heard. Everyone started rushing out with all their weapons, getting ready for a big fight.

"Kirina, come over here!" That was Leader-sama, what does he want?

"I have identified the intruders, they have matched your description. It seems, they're back for more." My eyes almost popped out of their sockets. How? How are they real? I made them up right on the spot!

" um, so what should I do?"

"Protect the base, of course!" Duh. I ran off.

Somewhere in the Base

Ahh~ Here in the lovely Akatsuki base, we meet with two bickering old men.

"I have more money than you!"

"Argh, no I do!"

"I am the treasurer of a criminal organization!"

"Well, I'm the manager of the world famous Krusty Krabs!"

"What the hell is that?"

"Were you born in a rock or something, argh? Krusty Krabs is the most famous restaurant in Bikini Bottom."

"One, I was not born in a rock, two, do you have a speech impediment or something? What's with all those arghs? Maybe you should go see Deidara. Three, I have no f-ing idea where Bikini Bottom is."

"Argh, well I'm still richer than you!"

"No, I am!" Ok, we will leave the arguing couple alone now.

Lets see, Itachi was having a staring contest with Spongeinator. Oh he is sooo going down. Challenging an Uchiha to a staring contest? Good luck with that.

Anyways, Tobi was dancing with Starman to Caramelldansen, nothing new there..

Kirina was trying to set Bushy Tails behind on fire. And Deidara was trying to show his art to Tentacles and Sasori happened to be walking by, successfully engaging the two into another argument about art, thank you very much. Leader, Konan, Hidan, Kisame, and Zetsu were smack dab in the middle of everything. "Who's up for some poker?" Kisame suggested.

"Whatever." Leader-sama replied, following Kisame. Everyone else followed suit.

Kirina's P.O.V

Gah! Trying to set a squirrel's butt on fire is not easy, especially when the squirrel knows karate. But karate can't beat my awesome ninja skills! I ignited the butt in no time!

"Ay! Ma tail's on fire! Somebody help!" Everyone stopped, except our gambling members. Spongeinator forgot about his contest and started barking orders to his other team members.

"Moneybags, hold her tail! Starman, star blowing it out! Tentacles...just stay there!" The Akatsuki just watched as the Team Water Creature-Squirrel members rushed to help their ally.

"This is not working! Retreat!" All five members sped out and jumped into the sea, returning to their homeland.

"Glad that's over, un" Yawning, the members returned to their rooms. I was about to go to mine, but something pulled my hand and started dragging me somewhere.

"Hey, what the hell- Deidara? Where are you taking me?"

"A place where you belong, un" Why don't we all guess where that is? Yes thats right. His room.

The End.

YAY! Its over!Was there too much romance? I hope it didn't hurt the humor part too much. I'm sure you guys already guessed who the spongebob characters were but in case you didn't, here it is:

Spongeinator- Spongebob

Starman- Patrick

Moneybags-

Tentacles-Squidward

Bushy Tail- Sandy

I hoped you liked this chapter, but wait! There's a little something else in the next chapter ;)