"Stan, cut it out or we'll be late," Kyle chuckled as he slipped his boots on and Stan unzipped his jacket. They've been doing this dance for the past thirty minutes. Every time Kyle puts on an article of clothing, Stan removes another piece off his red headed companion.
"What if I wanna stay in?" Stan purred in Kyle's ear.
"You do can do that. I'm gonna be at breakfast then the lobby, waiting for the bus," Kyle said leaving the room.
"Okay, fine, I'll go," Stan said as he bolted up and out the door. Kyle giggled as Stan grabbed his hand and dragged him out to the cafeteria.
"Dudes," Kenny called and waved his hand. Tweek squealed at the random outburst.
Stan began to wave before meeting Wendy in intense eye contact. Kyle noticed and glared at Wendy. He looked to Stan as he looked to him. A plan silently brewed as Stan's arm snaked around Kyle's hips and pulled him close and they both smirked at one another.
They proceeded forward, feeling the heat of Wendy's stare, but that only fueled them.
"Guess who found himself a boyfriend last night?" Stan grinned as he planted a few kisses along Kyle's neck. Kyle let out a giggle and slid his palms against Stan's chest as Stan drew both arms around Kyle's hips and pulled him flushed against him.
Kenny wolf whistled and cat called. Butters and Tweek both cheered, and Craig smirked and nodded. Stan smiled as gave Kyle a sweet and heart felt kiss before pulling out his chair.
As Kyle began to sit, he heard the scrape of the chair against the floor, but reacted too late and fell on his butt. He let out an indignant squeak before glaring up at his snickering boyfriend.
"Dude, the fuck?" Kyle squeaked.
"We maybe boyfriends, but we're still bros," Stan said helping Kyle up and sitting him down.
"That fucking hurt," Kyle pouted as he rubbed his back side.
"Damn, Stan, you must've packed the shit out of that ass," Kenny smirked and Butters giggled.
Before Stan could say anything, someone tapped his shoulder. Everyone at the table was glaring at whoever it was behind him. The over bearing perfume, gave it away though.
"What?" Stan said turning and glaring down at Wendy.
"Well, I just want you to know that I'm single again and ready to take you back," Wendy said with a sickeningly sweet smile.
"Who says I want you back?" Stan scoffed.
"Excuse me," Wendy said with an attitude. She had her hands on her hips and scowl in place.
"You heard me. I'm not one for sloppy seconds, so you can keep your offer," Stan said.
"Funny you should say that, taking HIM in after the French whore had him and Christophe," Wendy said. Stan could hear Butters blow a raspberry and Gregory growling, despite being across the room. Stan was about to say something, but was beat to it.
"And who the hell gave you the right to judge me you stuck up-know-it-all-but-don't-know-shit-white-trash-back-water-one-horse-wanna-be-britney-big-headed-open-legged bitch?" Kyle said slowly and carefully and darkly in his jersey accent as he stood and glared the meanest glare that ever brewed from his face. Wendy gasped and back up upon feeling the threatening change in the air.
"You no good whore. You broke his heart and slept around. What you think no one knew? Everyone should, seeing as you slept with them all. I suggest that you take you and that canyon between your legs and go back to your seat and shove it, but then again, that shouldn't be foreign to you, now should it?"
Everyone looked at Kyle with wide eyes. Craig's jaw even dropped.
Wendy huffed with tears in her eyes and stomped off growling. She was cursing under her.
Kyle turned around and smiled sweetly at Stan. He planted a kiss on his stunned boyfriend's cheek.
"I'm hungry," Kyle chirped.
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The bus ride to the ski resort was filled with whispers and giggles and glares from a certain black haired girl. Kyle glared and even Craig joined in in flipping her off whilst planting kisses on Tweek at random intervals just to see him give a cute little jump and cling to his jacket.
"We're here, m'kay. Now the equipment is already rented, so just present your pass and pick up your equipment, m'kay," Mr. Mackey said. The kids excitedly left the bus and to the ski place.
"Fuck that," Kenny said taking Butters' hand and going to get a snow tube instead.
"Kenny, how come you're not skiing?" Kyle asked.
"And get killed? Nuh-uh, I got through this whole trip, and I don't know how to ski. Screw that," Kenny said presenting his pass and getting a snow tube.
Stan and Kyle seemed to contemplate.
"I only know how to ski a little and not fall on my face," Stan said.
"I can't even stand," Kyle whined.
"Shoulda learned when our parents had that time share in Aspen," Stan said.
"And get sucked into that shit that you had to do with the rec center and the nerdy and other girl and random douche, no thank you. You and I both know I don't have the patience for that shit," Kyle said following suit with Kenny and Butters. The four teens made it to the top of the hill, only to find Craig and Tweek sitting in a tube together.
"Okay… Okay, I can do this," Tweek said breathing in and out.
"You know, you don't have to. We can go sit or something. Either way, I'm fine if you are," Craig said taking a hold of Tweek's hands. Tweek was sitting between Craig's legs.
Tweek looked down and squeaked.
"If we fall, you'll protect me?" Tweek peeped.
"I swear," Craig smile gently.
"O-okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Tweek peeped then screamed as Craig shoved them down in one fell swoop.
"That hill can't be that steep can it?" Kyle questioned as he walked to the edge and looked. Stan saw him visibly pale. Stan looked over the edge and smiled when he saw Craig and Tweek slide into a pile of snow laughing.
"Let's go," Stan said as he set the tube down and pulled Kyle in on his lap.
"How much do you trust me, babe?" Stan smirked.
"Not at all," Kyle said incredulously.
"Good," Stan smirked before launching them down the hill. They bounced a few times before finally zooming down the hill.
"Oh my God, Stan, what is wrong with you!" Kyle shrieked in one quick breath. Stan merely laughed and loosely held onto Kyle who was clinging to him like a cat out of water.
"Stan…STAN!" Kyle shrieked as he pointed at the huge mound of snow that they were quickly.
"Hang on, Babe," Stan yelled as they crashed into the snow mound. Kyle burrowed himself in Stan's chest as they collided with the giant snow pile and came to a stop.
Stan stood laughing as he bent down and helped Kyle up. Kyle stood and brushed himself off and glared at Stan.
"That was awesome," Stan smiled.
Kyle's cheeks were red and puffed and his eyes glared a hole through Stan. Stan halted and looked at his boyfriend. He smile softly and stepped to Kyle. Kyle stepped back, but he wasn't fast enough to get away from Stan's embrace and kisses to his flaming cheeks.
"No, you gets no love. Lemme go, you gaywad. Stop Stan," Kyle growled then started laughing when Stan began to nuzzle his neck and give him little pecks, knowing that Kyle was ticklish there.
"Are you still mad?" Stan asked.
"Yes," Kyle pouted as he stepped away from Stan and hid behind Craig and Tweek.
"INCOOOOOOOOOOOMING!" Kenny's voice announced as he and Butters came in at break neck speed. Stan didn't have a chance to get out of their line of fire. He, Butters, and Kenny ended up slamming into each other and toppling in the snow mound. Everyone got a good laugh out of it.
That's how the day went. The six boys laughing and tubing down the hill. They eventually went indoors and sat in the lounge.
"That was awesome," a snow covered Kyle said with a bright smile.
"It was uptil you shove snow down the back of my coat, you douche," Stan said still trying to wiggle the little bit of snow that was melting on his skin.
"It was funny as hell to watch you jump around though," Kenny laughed as he pulled Butters in his lap and cuddeld him close, making the smaller blonde smile with contemptment.
Tweek was in line to get coffee with Craig. The other four boys watched as Tweeks twitching subsided when Craig took his hand and shot him a smile.
"You know, I would have never guessed that those two would end up together," Stan said.
"Are you kidding?" Kyle chuckled, "It was so obvious. Especially in third grade when they beat the shit out of each other and in the hospital. Besides, we left them in a hospital room for a week, and they magically came out as frineds."
"Smart ass," Stan said.
"Dumbass," Kyle said sticking his tongue out. When his tonuge receded, Stan pecked him on the lips and cheek.
"That maybe, but I'm your dumbass," Stan smiled cheekily.
"That being said, you're not as dumb as we thought you were Kyle smirked.
Craig and Tweek came back and joined the boys in the booth seat near the window.
"Can't wait to get back home tomorrow," Craig said stretching.
"You're not kidding," Kenny agreed.
"It's gonna be some kind of hell to explain that we're gay," Kyel said as he looked around to the other five boys.
"I know how," Kenny said.
"Oh?" Kyle said sarcastically, "Please enlighten us, Kenneth."
Kenny glared then smirked triumphantly.
"We have an orgy and wait for our parnets to walk in at figure it out," Kenny smirked proudly.
"No!" Stan, Kyle, Craig, and Tweek chimed.
"W-why don't we just tell them?" Tweek twitched.
"I'll get in BIG trouble," Butters said as his mood turned sad. Kenny held him close. "Dad would probably beat me again," Butters said, his voice barely audible.
"Your father beats you? That's fucked up," Stan said incredulously.
"Yeah, you can stay with one of us, Butters. You don't have to stay there," Kyle said with a look of concern.
Craig and Tweek nodded. Butters felt tears well up in his eyes as the love from his friends and boyfriend crashed over him.
"Thanks, guys," Butters mewled.
"Everyone, it's time to go back to the hotel for dinner," Mr. Mackey called.
"Good, I'm starving," Stan whined.
"Hope you know how to cook, Kyle. You're husband is a bottomles pit," Craig said.
"I think I have more than enough to eat right here," Stan purred as he nipped Kyle's neck.
"OH GOD!" Tweek twitched as Craig stayed poker faced and Kenny and Butters blushed furiously.
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Hey everyone. Sorry for the delay. I was trying to juggle this story and my other fic "Happy XXX-Mas" (glee- kurtxsebastian also rated M), and I was trying to catch up with the book I was writing. It's on Wattpad. Anyways The next chapter will be in fact the last chapter for this story.