Chapter 12—My OH! MY
NOTE: Things from now on should get a bit racey. What I think is not going to be much help to you so I will just remind you that this story is Rated M.
"Sob, Sob" emanated from the tool shed behind #4 Pivot Drive.
"Well I need to put away my tools so lets see if I can find another way to get into trouble" I mussed and headed into the tool shed.
There in the shed was a fifteen/sixteen year old girl crying.
"Hay, what's wrong" I asked.
Then came a tale of Dudley becoming more of a terror in the area. Dudley had lured her up to his room with Fags and a new computer game. He then proceeded to try and rape her.
"It's Ok now…what's your name?"
"Marie" she replied.
With a bit of kind words and sympathy she ended up crying on my shoulder before she departed.
Dudley had picked up new ways to be a dangerous ass. Marie admitted that she slept around but at her whims not by rape. Dudley was last seen hugging his bits in a fetal position on the floor of his room. My old self from this dimension wished he knew what it was like to be kissed, or loved. Further than that was far from his minds ability to imagine. Even at Hogwarts the PlayGirl magazines, he had only got a glimpse of them and I never entered the conversations over girls with his dorm mates. He definitely did not want to embarrass myself because big mouth Ron would sure to slip up and blab that he was a virgin and completely ignorant about sex to everybody in the Great Hall. This dimension Harry was fifteen for crying out loud. My new self from another dimension had other reactions right now and denying them was physically painful and mentally difficult. For crying out load I am a male and I have thoughts even if I would never act, but they were still disturbing. That night I had weird dreams and a lot of tossing and turning. Tace, Daphne, Susan and nightmares pervaded the night, Why Me, again?
The next afternoon Marie surprised me by being in the shed as I returned the hedge clippers. She further surprised the old me but showing me all the finer points of what happened after kissing. That was my first enjoyable shock in this dimension, there came quite a few more. Marie knew many girls that Molly Weasley would call "scarlet women" but I was in paradise as a steady parade of young girls found the tool shed through out the summer. I used my other self capabilities to try and provide a good time for all. I asked one day. "WHY?"
"Boy you are dense," Marie answered while giggling. First, you are a nice person, I mean really nice. You are so innocent in all the right places and you never push us. Second, have you not notice what you have there between your legs. You put all the other boys to shame and give us girls what we like. The two combinations are just too much in this world of male slobs and bullies".
Well I had a large smile on my face for the rest of the summer; it got to be super to enter the shed during the day or maybe at night and find a girl or two waiting. The Dersleys would not be caught dead in the shed so it was almost a safe haven. I lost count of the number of girls but I was one happy teenager. "The stud, of Little Whinging, Surrey", I was delighted at being something other than a freak of #4 Pivot Drive which was my current status. Then again it wasn't. Man this demension hopping was confusing!
The smile fell as I entered the Hogwarts express on the 1st of September. I had spent part of the summer with sexy, loving, cuddling girls and now I looked at my friends. Hermione started on me as soon as she walked into the compartment. Who, what, where, were just depressing from a self centered girl. Ron was too busy scarping up the free snack I had bought and was bitching about something. I left the compartment looking for another compartment when I heard a call.
"Harry over here"
I entered the compartment and found three lovely girls, one looked familiar.
"Hi Harry, how's the big stud doing today" the familiar girl said.
I was standing there with my jaw hanging open; I had seen her all right, in the shed.
J''' J'''Janet? I stuttered.
"Got it in one, I was just telling the girls about your…."
"Ah, Janet, I not sure that is something we need to discuss around Hogwarts" I was very flustered and probably turning bright red.
"Your right lets step across the hall and visit the loo and you can update me on what I have definitely missed"
She grabbed my hand and dragged me across the hall to the loo and after locking the door raised a silencing charm, and demanded satisfaction as she used the sink for support. That was all I needed to inspire a howling success.
Returning to the compartment had Janet smiling like the Cheshire cat and me red as a beet. Janet filled me in on what was actually happening in Little Whinging with the younger set. Dudley's gang was not the only gang in the area and the girls were in danger all the time so they decided to open their own club. They started a house of ill repute and hired a couple of older boys as protection. Janet said many of "Harry's girls" were in the club. That piece of information started a whisper campaign around Hogwarts with the female population, Janet was not the only girl in the compartment. Right now, I had a minor problem, Hermione showed up.
"Harry, why are you sitting with these girls and not Ron and I?"
"Harry is being a good boy and showing us girls how it's done" Janet purred.
"What are you going on about?" demanded Hermione.
"Oh girls, little miss know it all must have missed the birds and bees talk" giggled Janet.
Hermione put her hand over her mouth and blushed red; she took what was said as it was implied. She ran off without another word.
The headmaster had Harry in his office soon after the welcoming feast. "Harry my boy what's this I hear about you and a compartment full of girls and ignoring you two best friends"
"Oh I didn't know I was restricted with whom I sit, besides where I must stay over the summer. Other than from you're placing me in Pivot Dr. I was sure you did not care about me".
"You know Harry that the wards keep you safe and it is always safer if you don't wander off with people you don't know".
"Well Headmaster, rest assured, I know the girls quite well and they are not death eaters in the making, is that all you need to know?"
"Yes Harry, it's your safety and well being that I am concerned about. I understand your anger Harry, but you have also to understand what I have done was because I wanted to spare you the knowledge of your tragic past. I wanted also to keep you away of people who would only use you for your fame and their personal gain, while others would not hesitate to hurt you for what you did in Godrec Hollow"
As I left, I said to myself, yea, I am really safe at Pivot drive. Besides did I ever believe that load of crap? Somewhere in the back of my mind a yes was heard.
School was not that bad, classes were only four hours a day with some days with one or no classes. I had always gotten up early to make breakfast for the Dersleys. Since I started Hogwarts, I usually avoided the shower room; I was not one to be in a room with naked boys. I got up early and used that time to run around the lake and do some other exercises. I then showered in the Quittage showers, changed clothes and went to breakfast. It was very late in the evening when I hit the empty showers in the dorm. Another plus was that a lot of the boys only showered once a week which never set right with my nose. Well one morning I needed Nevile and entered the boy's showers and was a bit embarrassed for them. I now knew what the girls were all a-gaga about, what little dinkies.
Sex was great and I was getting a lot of it between classes, after classes and in some cases in the library while studying. Nobody had told me there was a limit on what a guy was supposed to be able to do and not do so I just pressed on. I had never had any thought of girls before Tace. This also got me in the habit of showering multiple times a day, girls liked nice smelling guys. There was a little problem, I had never been given the talk in all my lives and a little piece of information was missing from my knowledge. A royal 'oh shit' piece of information. I just thought girls took care of those kind of things.
By the time, it got around to Hermione it was to late. By the time Madam Pomfrey got around to her little talk, it was too late. Dumbledore never said anything nor did the Dersleys, so as summer was ending the dragon dung hit the fan. It never occurred to me. The parents relied on the school and the school was run by Dumbledore, so nothing was said about age limits or contraceptives. Dumbledore's monitors and core binders only affected magic, sex was magic only in the mystical sense. The number of pregnant girls at Hogwarts was astronomical. Parents and the public were out for blood, Harry's blood and Dumbledore was in desperate need to protect his drone. With Howlers from the public, posturing from the ministry and parents banging at the front gates forced Dumbledore to send Harry to the Dursley's for Harry's safety. Yea that will work. That was the last of Dumbledore's great plans for Harry as Dumbledore was in it deep.
Dumbledore made a port-key that dumped Harry on the front door step of #4 Pivot Drive. To say the Dursleys were happy to see Harry was an understatement. It seemed that all the parents of Little Whinging, Surrey were suing the Dursleys for acts committed on his property with their girls. Vernon expressed his thoughts by use of a fireplace poker. He hit Harry Potter the second he walked in the front door. He apparently wanted Harry to enjoy it so he dumped Harry on Harry's bed out of sight.
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All I can say is that first whack with the fireplace poker was quick and while it hurt like hell, I was out immediately. Now all I have to do is figure why I am sitting in a squishy chair and who the three hooded things who are sitting at that table. I mean they do not show in inch of flesh from under their robes they are so covered up. They do look a lot like my birthday dream visitor. I also wondered why I am not currently a large lump of hamburger as Vernon was not one to stop after one strike.
"Err, hello!" I croaked.
The one in the middle had the intimidating voice, "We are the council and we are here to judge you for you short comings" this sounded like Death's voice to Harry.
The one on right, he seemed to choke.
The one on deaths left hand seemed to be unable to control herself and started laughing as she covered her face with her hands (If she had a face or hands).
That caused the person on the right to break out laughing and pounded his fists on the table (assuming he had fists).
"Oh come on you guys how am I going to scare the shit out of him with you two clowns yuck'ing it up?" Death growled.
The one on deaths right hand, "Your just jealous, he got half of the muggles and magicals he knew pregnant".
"We agreed to do this right so shut it Destiny" growled Death.
"I just find it hilarious with all their planning, hating and scheming they never taught a teenager a simple contraceptive charm".
I guess Tace was ahead of me on that front thought Harry.
"Fate, why don't you clue him in right now so we don't forget with all dragon dung we have to wade through", Death was not finding this at all funny.
Fate then rose and showed Harry the wand movement and the words, all the while giggling. Destiny zapped me with a spell and told me it was Occulency ability and to hit the library to find out how to use it. Death then began to explain in a most Snape like manor. Riddle had Horcruxes, the Dursley's had their hate, Dumbledore had his plans, and Harry was to end up dead. Death was not happy not getting the full Riddle and wanted all of him bad. Fate was not happy with Dumbledore plans and Destiny stated he had other plans for Harry. Destiny and Fate were also pissed with all the people running around deciding Harry's choices, which was their job.
This makes me feel better? Is there anyone who is not trying to control or minipulate me?
They told Harry that they had the following alternative, that Harry would be returned to the same dimension... They were not going to take back the effects of the potion, which had side effects. Harry was also not to get hyper over the girls getting pregnant.
"What potions are you talking about," I asked as I understood the words but am still confused.
"Now as for the potion! Do you not remember late at night each year on your birthday having a dream of drinking a drink?" asked Destiny.
"But that was only a dream!" I said in not believing as one of my old life memories surfaced...
"No it was not, it was our stabilizing your core for the year. Those blood wards do not work on anything but your magical core. With the binders on your core and combined with the blood wards you would have been drained dead if not for the potion".
"Well I thank you for that, it was the best present I ever got each year, it was cold and sweet" I reminisced with the other persons memories.
Destiny again broke into uncontrollable laughter. "Oh Merlin, you are dense some times. Part of your present is the side effects. To put it simply it also make you more personable to the opposite sex and your libido and magic powers were raised "WAY" above normal. You will not need any more of the potion for your core but you will not loose the side effects. Now on to your core, you were meant to be strong magically but the binders only made your core stronger, bound but stronger. Get to Gringotts and get those binders off.
Harry thought that there was a 'memo' about binders...
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Harry awakens in a painful fog due to the fire poker blow, one part of his brain says 'to another day of misery, to be hit, to work and still having the pain of loosing Sirius'. No that's not right I have to get up, get dressed and make the jailers breakfast, not right, dam my head hurts, still not right, come on and un-fog brain. Vernon is yelling.
Oh! Shit! I gasp as Vernon rushes in to my room, he's really mad.
Vernon grabs me and he hits me super hard, the pain starts to hurt badly in multiple places but suddenly it is gone. The last thing Harry hears is breaking glass.
Harry had blacked out, while his body was thrown and crashes thought the window. With a sickening thump, it hits the ground, falling from the second story of the house on #4 Pivot Drive.
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Nymphadora Tonks (you had better call me Tonks or else) is under Moody's invisible cloak out side of #4 Pivot Dr. The neighborhood is waking up; neighbors are out getting their milk, leaving to go to work and a few just walking in front of Pivot drive. Suddenly there is a loud crash and dozens of people look up to the sound. Screams fill the air. They see a young person among'st the glass flying out of a second story window and hitting the ground, hard. Some rush to help the injured boy, but others just stare and walk to the boy, he could not survive the fall and all that glass and blood. Tonks is stunned, there are too many people around to just grab Harry and leave, yes tell Dumbledore, but it appears there is no hurry, surely, the Boy-who-lived does not any more. Tonks 'apperates' to a predetermined secluded spot and sends a Patronus to Dumbledore and Mrs. Figg.
Tonks then returns to the order's rondivue spot, the sounds of sirens fill the air. Police and ambulances along with the fire brigade arrive; they put Harry in an ambulance and are gone as fast as they can. Dumbledore arrives invisibly and finds Tonks. Tonks (still under the invisibility cloak) fills in the Leader of the light and they edge closer to hear what looks to be big trouble for the 'greater good' and the Magical world.
"Ok folks, the show is over, any one who witnessed this please remain for a few minutes please. Everybody else move along", directs Officer O'Kelly from the local office of the constabulary. "Ok, now any body that saw what happened, when the window broke, come over here please, everybody else please go over to those officers. They will take your name and address and will contact you later if a need arises, thank you". Very few witness approach Officer O'Kelly, three in fact.
"Sir, what is your name and address?"
I'm Mr. Prentice, #6 Pivot Dr, next door neighbors, if you can call these people neighbors."
How's that Mr. Prentice?" interjected Officer O'Kelly
"Four people live in that house; the wife is so nosey and a gossip we have to keep our blinds closed full time or she is off telling tales, the husband is a loud blow hard and we can hear him sometime in our house with our windows closed. Their son is the terror of the neighborhood, what he does not beat up he destroys. Now the kid that came out that window is supposed to go to some school for the criminally insane, but to tell you the truth all we can say is he is polite, quiet and is always working around their house", said Prentice as if he was getting allot off his chest.
"So what did you see and how?"
"Well I was in my back yard, dog's morning thing you know, anyway, I was just waiting there and when my eyes passed over that window this boy comes flying out and hits the ground hard".
Officer O'Kelly scratches his head and asks, "So, the boy dove head first out of the window?
"No officer he came out back first"
"You're sure"?
"Yes officer".
"Anything come out of the window first?"
"No sir, just the boy, and backwards, odd way to jump isn't it?"
"Well thank you Mr. Prentice we WILL be keeping in touch".
"Now madam, your name and address"?
I'm Mrs. James and I live in # 5 across the street, and I was just going out to pick up the milk when the window exploded and the boy just fell, is he dead"?
I'm not sure madam, but did the boy come out head first, or come out backwards".
"Backwards officer! He must have flown five feet out before dropping like a rock".
"Thank you Mrs. James we WILL be keeping in touch".
"And you sir?"
"Oh! I am George Wilson and I live down the street at #56. I was just out for a stroll and I hear glass breaking and see glass, and the kid and the fall, poor kid probably could not have survived the fall but with all of those glass shards sticking in him, well, tough way to go, but its still odd".
"How's that Mr. Wilson?"
"You know thinking on it what was odd was the kid didn't move"
"Move, Sir?"
"Yes, you know flailing arms and legs, he didn't move, it was like a dummy was thrown out and fell no movement. He came out back first and landed on his back".
"Thank you Mr. Wilson, we WILL be keeping in touch with you, and don't forget the "no movement" part when you make a written statement".
"Jones, over here, leave the other officers to take the statements, I want you with me, and bring a tape recorder".
Knocking on #4 pivot drive officer O'Kelly is not a happy officer. This smelled bad and after twenty years on the force his 'nose' could pick up those things that were off by a little bit, this was off by one hell of a lot.
The officers knock on the front door of #4 Pivot Dr. and a large man answered the door.
"Mr. Dursley?"
"Yeah, I'm Vernon Dursley".
"I'm Officer O'Kelly and this is Officer Jones, we have a few questions about this morning incident, I must also advise you that you have the right not to incriminate yourself and have a lawyer present, this interview is being recorded".
"I don't know anything about what that freak did this morning, and what is the crap about lawyers?"
"Is the boy your son Mr. Dursley?"
"I'm not related to that freak, he's my wife's sister's kid, and she's dead with the rest of the freak family".
"So Mr. Dursley where were you when this all happened?"
"I was waiting with my wife and son at the breakfast table waiting on breakfast".
"Mr. Dursley may Officer Jones and I please come in, I have a few questions I need to ask".
"Well if you must". Vernon led the officers to the living room where Mrs. Dursley and her son sat.
"Mrs. Dursley, we have a few questions about this morning incident, I must also advise you that you have the right not to incriminate yourself and have a lawyer present, this interview is being recorded".
Can you add to what your husband has said about this morning's incident, I must also advise your son that this interview is being recorded?"
"No, we were all sitting at the table, waiting for breakfast when we heard the window break".
"Is there anyone else in the house, or was there anyone else in the house when this happened?"
"No officer", replied Vernon.
"Ah, you stated that you were all sitting at the table waiting for breakfast, who was going to provide that breakfast Mr. Dursley?"
"Why the freak, he has to pay for his room and board some how!"
"Could you please show us his room please?"
The officers headed up stairs and when passing Dudley's room. Officer O'Kelly quizzed Vernon. "Who has this room?"
"Oh that's my son's room".
"Nice stuff in there", Jones stated.
"Well he is our son you know!"
The officers did notice the locks on the door and a cat flap that had been installed.
When the officers entered Harry's room after Vernon, the officers looked around and with a nod to each other. They had seen better cells in prison than this room. All the furniture looked broken and unusable. It was evident that someone had done some taping to keep the furniture together and the broken window indicated that the kid had exited from this room. They headed down the stairs. Officer O'Kelly just had a thought when he saw the locks on the cupboard under the stairs; he popped it open and turned on the Dursleys.
"Mr. Vernon Dudley you are under arrest for child abuse and attempted murder, Mrs. Dudley you are also arrested for contributing to and accomplice in child abuse, I must advise you of your rights to not incriminate yourself".
"But what about Dudley", wailed Petunia?
"Your son will be put in child protective service until this affair has been completed".
"But it was a suicide attempt", wailed Vernon.
Officer Jones chokes, "suicide", you mean jumping out a window backwards with so much force that you break a window, go out 5 feet before you fall, end up on your back and have a face that's smashed in, 'Not very likely. That kid was thrown out".
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Dumbledore heads to the nearest hospital, to get Harry and head to Madam Pumfrey's hospital ward, his tracking charms on Harry's clothes are showing him where to retrieve the wayward child. He cannot have this, Harry must stay under his guidance but alive until the 'great plan' is implemented. There at the Hospital he can take Harry and obliviate the staff. There should only be a few people around, besides Muggles are easily 'obliviated'. The tracking charm leads him to Harry's clothes but they are lying on the floor of an ambulance. Changing his appearance Dumbledore passes through the entrance to find the muggles are running around, he finds there is no Harry. The hospital is in turmoil, somewhere between the accident and the hospital Harry disappeared from the ambulance. The doctor on board remembers they put Harry in the ambulance but nothing after removing Harry's clothes to get to the treatment of their patient. It is not especially important the doctor was stating that while Harry was alive when put in the ambulance, the doctor felt the patient would never make it to the hospital. In all effect, Harry was dead, but for the life of the doctor, he could not recall what happened after some treatment for blood loss. Probing the doctor's mind Dumbledore finds that the doctor's memory is clear up to a point then it is blank, someone has beaten him to Harry Potter.