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The Kitsune Rebel of Yokai Academy
12
Naruto yawned as the bus came to a stop with a hiss. Shizuka smiled back at the club as the Bus Driver opened the door, "Alright, we're here in the Human World! I expect you all to be on your best behavior and stay hidden."
This made the entire group all blink in confusion before Yukari stood and raised her hand, "But, Nekonome-sensei, aren't you and Bus Driver-san going to go with us?"
The teacher smiled and her tail wagged slightly at the question, "Ah, um, Bus Driver-san and I are going to be supervising...later on."
"Oh, jus' tell the lass ye 'ave a date with the driver so we can get off the damn bus!" Rawhead exclaimed with a smirk, making the woman's face heat up as the glowing teeth of the driver curled into a smile at the teen through the mirror, winking back at him and making Rawhead laugh. The Boogeyman stood and stretched, glancing over at the still sleeping Moka and the stretching Naruto. The blonde teen rolled his neck before looking at the girl using his shoulder as a makeshift pillow. Smiling softly, Naruto shook his head before hooking his left arm under her legs and using her right arm to cradle her as he stood.
Moka let out a content sigh as she continued to sleep, snuggling into her new position by pushing her head into his chest. The tomoed eyed blonde smiled sheepishly at his teacher, not noticing the envious glares the two bluenettes on the bus were giving the pinkette in his arms. Tamao and Kurumu muttered angrily under their breath, making Rawhead shake his head in amusement, following his friend as he stepped off the bus at a human bus stop. Kurumu and Tamao followed his example, Yukari being hesitant to do so before she eventually rushed after her friends.
After getting their bags packed for the week away from the school, Naruto groaned as the bus shot off down the road, nearly ending the innocent life of an old lady trying to cross the street, "How the hell does he have a license?"
"Ya got me on tha' one," the Scot replied with a shrug as he crouched down to pick up a few bags. The girls grabbed what backpacks and small bags they brought, leaving Naruto's duffle to Rawhead as well as Moka's suitcase.
"Naru-kun," Tamao whined, latching onto his left arm, making sure not to risk the blonde dropping her pink haired frenemy, "Why are you carrying Moka-san?"
"Moka-chan looked pretty tired, why should I wake her up?" Naruto countered with a small smile, "I'll wake her up as soon as we check in to the hotel Nekonome-sensei reserved rooms for us at."
"Aw...fine, but I want a turn," Tamao whined, getting an amused chuckle from her mate-to-be. She released his arm before grinning slyly at him, "And I still want that payback for taking my slot on the grading list, Naru-kun."
I have a distinct feeling my Gama-chan is going to be lighter later tonight...thought the blonde with a frown before smiling again at the mermaid, "Ok, Tamao-chan. I'll make it up to you later."
YES! Tamao thought with a fist pump, her inner/Chibi-self going into a happy dance, Step one in Operation Seducing Naruto-kun is a success! Take that, Akashiya and Kurono!
Kurumu scowled as she saw one of her foes in acquiring Naruto's heart do a fist pump. She crossed her arms under her large chest and pouted before grinning deviously. With a plan in mind for the next day, the blue haired succubus giggled evilly and rubbed her hands together, causing Naruto to involuntarily shudder. With a heavy sigh, the blonde jinchuriki thought, Sasuke, I feel your pain...Heaven only knows how you managed to deal with Sakura and Ino-san every damn day...
With another sigh, he turned into the nearby hotel, thanking Rawhead with a nod. Stopping in front of the clerk, Naruto asked, "Three rooms for Nekonome's Newspaper Club?"
"Ah, yes...huh, there are only two family rooms reserved," Naruto frowned at the statement, "But...I could get a different room set up if you...Let me carry your baggage."
The clerk eyed Moka lecherously and Naruto's eyes narrowed. He looked at Rawhead, who grinned as he dropped the bags he was carrying before taking Moka from his friend's arms (said pinkette whimpered in dismay as she unconsciously noticed the change in her pillow's comfort capabilities), and then looked back at the clerk. Grabbing the tie that was done as neatly as possible in his right hand, Naruto turned around, pulling the clerk over the desk, consequently over his shoulder, and slammed the man on his back.
Standing on his captive's shoulder with his right hand still pulling at the tie around his neck and tightening the article of clothing around the man's throat, Naruto snarled, "You're gonna give us our room keys, or I'm going to beat you until your bruises with bruises have bruises, do you understand me?"
"Urg, yeah...Y-yeah I understand!" The man yelped as Naruto drove his foot harder into the man's chest, his heel barely allowing the necessary minimum in order for the man to continue breathing. Releasing his tie, Naruto stepped off the man and took the waking Moka from the boogeyman's arms. As soon as she started to open her eyes, Naruto and Rawhead were leading the rest of the girls to their rooms, a now shivering clerk standing behind a counter.
As soon as she realized where she was, the young vampire smiled and snuggled back into her pillow, allowing her green eyes to shut in bliss. Her peace was short lived as she was soon contacted once again by her other self.
"Well, it's about time you made a move to claim our mate..."
The pink haired girl blushed and twisted her face into Naruto's shoulder before mentally replying to her inner-self with, Shut up...Naruto-kun is so warm...and firm...and cozy...*sigh* I could learn to love this...
"Now you're just bragging...get him into bed and get the Rosario off! I'll do what you can't if I must..." The more assertive consciousness demanded.
Moka's eyes snapped open and her face turned ten shades darker than it already was, but as if her own other persona's order wasn't enough, she woke up staring into the eyes that she dreamt about each night. Emerald green stared with embarrassment into a pair of glistening amused ocean blues, the black tomoes swirling slowly around his pupil like a pinwheel, further drawing Moka's attention in with their orbit. The young vampire momentarily fantasized the same eyes staring down at her lovingly as the strong blonde teen took her most prized 'lock'.
"Well, if it isn't sleeping beauty!" Naruto's joking voice snapped Moka from her perverted daydream, putting Hinata's blush to shame as her embarrassment rose to even higher levels. Still not knowing what the vampire was daydreaming about, Naruto continued with, "We got our rooms. I'd bunk you with Yukari, but I'm pretty sure she'd rape you."
The young witch whined at that joke, and the other three present chuckled/giggled as Naruto smirked back at the brunette girl that was pouting. With his smirk still on his face, Naruto continued, "Don't act as if you wouldn't try it. You little Ero-loli, you."
Shaking his head as Yukari childishly turned away, the blonde continued with, "And seeing as Yukari and Kurumu don't ever seem to get along, you're going to bunk with our sexy succubus...if that's ok with you?"
Ignoring the adjective he used to describe Kurumu, Moka looked at the short haired girl with a small frown, which was received in response, before looking back at the blonde that was putting her feet back on the ground. With a whine of disapproval, Moka stood on her own, wobbling momentarily due to the noodle-legs she had from being carried for so long, before walking over to Kurumu and pulling the girl away from the group. Arching a brow at the strange silent treatment Moka was giving him, Naruto shrugged before turning back to an expectant Tamao.
"That leaves you and Yukari while Rawhead and I get the mate's room...and no, it's not a honeymoon room so we're not switching," he quickly added, making both girls release whines of displeasure. Giving a sigh once again, Naruto looked at Rawhead and asked, "Why did I take the Club President role, again?"
"Ye di' not," the Scot said, chuckling as he followed his blonde friend back to the main hall, getting the bags they (Rawhead and the girls sans Moka) left behind. After giving a mock angry glare that made the bellhop shit his pants, Rawhead continued, "Yer girls voted ye the position."
"I demand a reelection..." Naruto groaned as he grabbed the duffle bag he knew was his, "I'm going to die...A week being in charge of three, scratch that, four hormonally driven girls while our teacher goes off to bed the bus driver (who I'm sure I've seen around the school somewhere...) and my only accomplice is going to keep trying to convert me to my Godfather's side."
"So, to sum it up: Yer fucked up the arse!" Rawhead cheerfully exclaimed, clapping the depressed blonde on the shoulder as they grabbed the bags, "But d' no' fret! I brought ye the rubbers...if ya catch me drift?"
"Someone, shoot me," whined our hero. His Scottish accomplish simply laughed harder as they began carrying the bags to their designated rooms.
Kurumu crossed her arms and glared at Moka. For no reason whatsoever, the vampire grabbed her by the arms, dragged her away from her Destined One, and shoved her into the nearest girls' restroom. Now, Kurumu had been on cloud nine for the past few minutes due to something she had overheard Naruto call her sexy, but still, it doesn't allow anyone to grab her and drag her to an enclosed space...Unless Naruto was that someone.
"What do you want, Moka?" Kurumu asked with a frown as she stared at the still frowning Moka, "Come to gloat about how nice it was to sleep in my Destined One's arms?"
Her eyes flashing red, Moka bared her fangs and momentarily directed her Yokai (although limited, it was still impressively intense) at her roommate before speaking, "Firstly, I'm going to ignore that claim."
Kurumu smirked and went to the sink, staring at herself in the mirror and fixing her slightly disarrayed hair. Moka ignored the blow-off the bluenette had given her and continued, "Secondly, I know I don't like you and I'm certain you don't exactly see me as BFF of the year."
"Whatever gave you that impression?" Kurumu sarcastically replied. Moka walked over to the sink adjacent to her roommate and looked into Kurumu's eyes, her normally emerald green being a ruby red and making the succubus yelp in surprise.
"I will warn you now, Kurono Kurumu," Moka growled, crossing her arms as they locked eyes via the mirror, "If you attempt to hurt me in an effort to 'eliminate' the competition, I will call off our truce. Am I understood?"
Narrowing her eyes, Kurumu looked back into the mirror, "You think I'm that shallow?"
"Yes."
"Oh, bite me, bloodsucker!"
Tamao bounced gleefully around her and Yukari's room, the young witch was staring at her with concern. Eventually, the preteen witch broke her silence and asked, "Ok, why are you so happy?"
Tamao turned to Yukari and momentarily paused before she smiled, "Well, I guess telling you would be ok. It's not like you're a major threat, erm, pain."
Yukari scowled at the words before her childlike curiosity got the best of her and she gestured for the mermaid to continue. Tamao sighed wistfully and began putting her clothes away, pausing as she set aside a blue blouse and red running shorts for some reason.
"I've got a date with Naru-kun..." the love stricken girl sighed out. Yukari blinked once, then twice, and then a third time before using a room silencing spell she had learnt a long time ago. Once the spell was up, the young girl exclaimed loudly, "WHAT?"
With owlish eyes due to her roommate's scream, Tamao blinked before saying, "Wow..."
A moment later, Yukari was running back and forth across the room in a frantic pacing manner, her hands on her head as she began worriedly exclaiming, "This-This is horrible! How will I get Naruto-sensei and Moka-chan to agree to a threesome if they aren't dating? How can I get the opportunity to have a foursome with Shion-san if she and Moka-chan never agree to share Naruto-sensei? My plans are ruined! I can't kill you because that will make Naruto-sensei mad at me! It's hopeless!"
Tamao frowned at Yukari's words, muttering to herself, "Don't act happy for me or nothing..."
"Why should I be happy for you?" the young witch asked with tears running down her face. The tears vanished as she suddenly realized something, "Wait...how did you get Naruto-sensei to agree to a date?"
Tamao blushed and rubbed her arm sheepishly, "Well...I kind of haven't asked him out yet...but he owes me and..."
"You're using his 'Never leave a debt/promise unpaid/broken' against him!" Yukari accused, making Tamao blink in confusion. The young witch sighed and shook her head, "Geez, for an avid wannabe Moka-chan, you really don't know Naruto-sensei, do you?"
"Oh, and Moka knows more about him than I do?" Tamao asked with a frown before smirking, "I bet she doesn't even know what type of monster Naru-kun is."
"Well, duh. No one, save for Draco-sempai, Blitz-nii-kun and the Headmaster, knows his species," Yukari deadpanned, her eyes widening as Tamao's smirk grew, "You know? How do you know?"
"That, my young friend, is a secret passed from mother-to-daughter," Tamao teased, tapping the young witch on the nose. When a pan fell on her head, Tamao yelped and jumped back. She looked at Yukari, who was tapping her foot impatiently, before smirking again and saying, "Oh, so I'm supposed to tell you, hm?"
At Yukari's nod, the mermaid continued with a bored tone as she examined her nails, "Hm, well fine then. It really isn't fun having Naru-kun knowing all our identities, but none of us knowing his. I'll tell you what he is, but you have to let me have this one date with Naru-kun uninterrupted."
"Yeah, well...what if you try to rape him again?" Yukari countered, having been told the story when Tamao was under her tutelage for the exam. The maiden of the water blushed and looked at her feet, interlacing her hands behind her back and muttering, "I said I was sorry..."
"Fine, deal!" Yukari relented, making the mermaid grin widely before the witch continued with, "On one condition!"
Damn, so close! Thought the bluenette as she forced a sweet smile and asked, "What's the condition?"
"If you try to rape him, I get to interfere and you have to tell me what type of monster he is!"
"If you agree not to interfere unless that happens!" Tamao instantly countered, "Otherwise, I get another date and I don't have to tell you jack shit."
"Fine," Yukari agreed.
"Fine."
"Fine!"
"Hm, I feel a disturbance in the force," Naruto quietly mused, sitting up from his spot lying on the couch in his and Rawhead's room. The Scot was watching television as he sat in the lounge chair directly across from the TV, flicking through every channel, before settling on the history channel.
"The Loch Ness Monster is rumored to live at the bottom of Loch Ness..." the announcer droned, making Naruto roll his eyes at the show. The blonde resumed lounging on the couch before slowly drifting to sleep once again. Memories of his friend's (the deceased Uchiha) were surfacing via his dreams again. Either Sasuke had very good repressing skills, or Orochimaru was not the child molester everyone thought he was.
Naruto was leaning towards the former.
Why did Itachi go nuts and kill Sasuke's clan, mentally scar his brother, and then sign up with Akatsuki? It doesn't add up! Thought the confused blonde.
He hadn't thought of Sasuke since the incident at the hospital after the mission to capture Sasori's informant, which turned out to be Orochimaru's right hand ass-toy, Kabuto. Now, having the mental capabilities he did, it took time for Naruto to organize his former teammate's memories, and even longer to accurately untangle the mess that was Itachi's Tsukuyomi. Having done that, Naruto was using his point of view to try to understand why Itachi didn't just carve Sasuke up and left the young Uchiha to grow up with nothing but hatred.
The blonde sat up again, however this time it was due to the sudden knocking at the room door, jarring him from his musings. Pushing the woes over Sasuke's brother's strange post-massacre actions to the back of his mind, Naruto stood and went to the door, ignoring Rawhead's annoyed grunt when he crossed in front of the television. Naruto opened the door and blinked at what he saw as his mind shut down, unlocking the subconscious locks on his jaw and making them fall to the ground while his eyes widened slightly.
Tamao stood before him in the outfit she had set aside earlier, intending to get her beau's attention, but now it was just hard not to stare at her with the way she was dressed. The blue blouse was buttoned up at only three of the upper-middle buttons, the bottom being tied together and allowing her toned stomach to see the world, and the top buttons being left undone to allow a good view of her cleavage. Her mid-thigh red running shorts were tight and showed off her thighs and ass quite nicely. The dressing for warm weather wasn't surprising to Naruto, as a mermaid, she must be rather used to cold water or the moister in the air.
It explains her school uniform anyway.
"Well, Naru-kun," Tamao, purred, posing slightly for him and making the blonde subconsciously memorize the sight before him with his eyes' abilities, "Do I look ready to hit the town or what?"
"H-hit the town?" Naruto managed to stutter out once his brain rebooted, "What do you mean, hit the town?"
"Silly," Tamao giggled, lightly shoving him in the shoulder, "You owe me, remember? Well, I'm cashing in. You're taking me out on a date."
"I am?" Naruto asked, blinking with confusion in his eyes. Tamao nodded and turned the blonde around, pushing him back into the hotel room.
"Yes. Now change into something sexier-erm, less school-clothes-e..." Tamao insisted before walking out of the room, "Ten minutes!"
"Ok..." Naruto blankly replied before shaking the dazed expression off his face and looking at Rawhead, who was snickering at his place in the lay-z-boy chair. With a confused tone of voice, Naruto asked, "Did she just...hypnotize me?"
"Ha! Hypnotize 'im he asked," Rawhead sniggered out with a shake of his head, "Nay. Yer maiden has just activated yer 'Get Laid Mode' without ye knowin' it."
"'Get Laid Mode'?" Naruto repeated, "Do I want to know?"
"Every man wants sex, whether he's a flat out perv or not it up ta 'im," the Scot exclaimed, reaching into his duffle and pulling out a Budweiser, "Beer? Suit yerself. Anyway, the man has ta do only one thing in the 'Get Laid Mode', but it's a pain in the arse ta get it done."
"What is it, dress like a man whore?" Naruto asked as he turned around and pulled his shirt off, so Rawhead wouldn't tease him about stripping jokes, before reaching into his duffle bag and pulling an orange V-neck shirt Jiraiya had talked him into getting once.
"Well, ya, but ye also 'ave ta keep da woman happy!" Rawhead said, popping the lid off with a push of his thumb, "Basically, buy 'er shit and do what she wants. Ye 'ave four minutes left...get goin' man-whore!"
"Oh go get fucked!" Naruto groaned as he grabbed Gama-chan and walked out the door with a room key in his hand. Instantly, Tamao latched onto his arm and hugged it between her bosom, smiling up at the shocked blonde.
"Come on, I want to see the city before dark!" the bluenette eagerly exclaimed before dragging the boy away to get her date started. What Naruto didn't see was the small brown haired girl following after them, her trusty wand in hand in case of a deal breaking incident.
It would be a day Naruto would never forget...
To Be Continued...
AN: Wow sorry about the wait. I was sick for about two weeks, and then my family started showing up for Thanksgiving. I hope everyone had a good turkey! Mm...bird...Mmm…Chicken...hungry...Anyway; I won't be adding the whole Yukari/Ruby thing. A: We have Shion and still Mizore, plus one more to add. B: Kurumu and Moka have a silent war going on (it's getting fun, isn't it?). And finally 3: I never specified where the club was, did I?
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