Chapter 12
Your name is Dave, and your love for John has been escalating fairly fast, but you will definitely not do anything against that.
It first begun with a small little crush on him. I met him on Pesterchum and we became bros, but I wouldn't have ever pictured this happening. I don't just like him anymore. It's even more than love at this point. I'm not sure what you would call it, but i'll just label it as: A stupidly cute teenage romance that will actually work out in the end.
Hopefully.
It's not like John would actually contemplate hating me... Right? I suppose there is the slight chance, but just thinking about it makes me want to punch a wall.
And what if someone actually wanted to steal him away from me? I'm sure there are others in this place that he would rather have, but I refuse to even contemplate losing him like that. He is mine, and only mine.
Okay, so maybe all of this sounds like i'm really mad right now, right? Like maybe i'm in a fight with John?
Nope. I'm actually the happiest i've ever been. The love of my life is laying next to me again, and is smiling at me. Well, he always smiles. He makes the most adorable faces when he's sleeping, too.
Man, i'm losing my cool here, huh? I'm resorting to sounding like a dumb teenage romcom.
The black haired boy in front of me is still sleeping, but it really doesn't look like it. He has a huge fucking grin on his face, but his face is completely still and his breathing is calm.
Hell, he could've been awake this entire time, he's still adorable.
"Mphm...Dave..." His eyes fluttered a bit. I jumped a little at the sudden voice in the air.
"Morning Sleeping Beauty." I responded and put my hand on his cheek. He started giggling. "What are you already laughing about?" I asked. "You called me that the first day you picked me up." He smiled.
"Mph, really? Well, just more proof that you truly are my little princess." He punched my arm in retaliation. "Hey! I don't want to be a princess. If I have to be anything girly like that can I at least be someone like... Kairi?"
Of course he wanted to be a Kingdom Hearts princess.
"So you want to be a red headed princess who wields a keyblade?"
"Hell yes! You can be my Sora." I smiled. "Okay, just promise me that you won't get stolen and stuff. I don't want to have to fight all of the fucking Disney villains just to find you. Though, I would." He leaped over and hugged me. "I promise."
There was actually an inside joke in there, believe it or not. John and I once live-streamed us playing Kingdom Hearts on Skype together, and he wouldn't shut up about how awesome their clothes were. I mean, they are awesome, but I cared more about the big ass keyblades.
"Okay, okay, you have school, come on." I gestured him out of the bed and held out my hand.
"No, before we get ready..." He pulled my hand to make me fall back onto him. He kissed me fairly strongly, which is different for him. I was shocked for a good second, but then retorted to responding with a kiss back. He let go.
"Man, what was that about? Not that it's bad or anything..."
"I couldn't resist. It's become nature now."
"Aw yeah, I can get behind that." I responded. "No pun intended?" He smiled. I fell back and laughed, "I love you." "I love you too."
We both got ready for school. It was actually going to be my first day going to a public school in seven years, and I was looking forward to it.
I got kicked out of school in fourth grade for biting a kid so hard in the neck that he bled. It wasn't exactly my fault. Bro told me that I was a vampire that morning, and hey, I was gullible back then.
We both decided it would be best if he just taught me himself, since I had bad grades to begin with. He's a pretty good teacher, actually. Even though most of his lessons involved rapping, puppets, and strifing, I still learned a lot of things.
Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I would say i'm smarter than most of John's school.
"Dave! Are you ready?" John walked around the corner wearing his usual outfit. "Yeah, let's go."
We both got into the car and got to the school. The parking lot was a shit load more packed than it usually was, and kids I had never seen here were getting out of busses one by one. John and I just nodded them off, but kind of looked at each one, until one girl walked off of the bus that looked fairly familiar. She didn't see us, but she had a bright glow to her. Her black hair bounced a bit as she jumped off of the last step of the bus.
Is that...?
John and I looked at each other, then back at the bus. It had to be her.
"JADE!" We both darted towards the bus, and she looked at us with surprise. We hugged her before she could even say anything in response.
"Guys! What are you doing here?! I haven't talked to either of you in weeks!" She started to jump up and down a bit.
"I live here! And Dave is moving here too!" John responded. She looked at me confused. "It's a long story, we'll have to tell you some time today. But long story shor-" a slight fangirl scream from Jade cut me off, and he was pointing to us while looking at the entrance from the bus.
A blonde haired girl with a purple headband walked off, and her eyes went squinted as she was trying to figure out what Jade was so excited about. Her eyes followed her finger, and she smiled. "Dave! John!" Of course, she wasn't as bouncy as Jade, but she was excited. She hugged us back as well.
"What are you guys doing here?" John looked at both of them with pure amazement. "Well, this was actually going to be a thing to where we go to different schools and observe them, but then I found Jade along the way, and somehow we ended up with all these idiots." Rose pointed towards the kids getting off of the bus.
"Wow! That's incredible! We finally get to see all of us in person again!" John was clenching my arm so much that I swore he drew blood a bit. "Oh, and guess who all else is here?!" Jade started to giggle and jump up and down.
Who else could end up here? I mean it's not like all of the tro-
No.
"I saw Kanaya on the other bus. We reconciled a bit before transit." Rose pointed towards the bus pulling in. "And by reconciled, you mean sloppy make-outs, don't you?" I pointed out.
And of course she slapped me.
"No need to get into that detail, Dave. The topic on hand is that the trolls are coming here. And by the way... Nice job at the restaurant, you two." She snickered. John and I both blushed a bit, and I immediately retaliated. "They seriously told you about that?!"
"Dave, you don't even know. I heard that there were moans galore coming from the back room."
Damn trolls.
Jade looked even more confused now. "What do you mean? I haven't talked to them much..." John and I looked at each other for a second. "We'll have to explain later. Just once everyone is here, I suppose." I motioned towards the kids walking to the entrance.
I'm never going to hear the end of it from those damn trolls.
"Well come on! I think they're on the other side of the building, so we should probably catch them up!" Jade grabbed John and I's connected hands and started to skip. Rose followed.
"Hey! Look at those motherfuckers!" I heard someone say as we got closer. Gamzee, of course, was the first to notice. I waved slightly, "Sup Gamz." Once we were close enough, we fist-bumped.
"Man, I didn't fucking expect you motherfuckers to be here."
"Yeah, you guyth thurprithed uth a lot. Nithe theeing you." Man, it was sometimes hard to understand Sollux, but after getting past all of his quirks, I suppose he's a really cool guy...bee... Thing.
"Nice seeing you too!" John giggled.
John and I had short introductions with everyone again, even Karkat, who was pissed as usual.
"Why the fuck did we have to go to a shitstain school like this? And why the fuck do all of these kids not have their damn pants pulled up?"
I shrugged. "That's the ultimate question, man."
The girls didn't talk to us much. They stuck around with Rose and Jade most of that time. Terezi occasionally came by us- on accident most of the time. "Is that you cool-kid?" She teased.
"'Sup, Terezi." I snickered. "Smell anything good today?"
She gave me a menacing look at first, then pirked her head up. "Actually! Yeah! John, come here." She pointed out her finger to make John come closer. He did so, a bit hesitantly, though.
"Ooh, John, you smell nice. Like... Some kind of apple pie!" Terezi laughed a bit.
John looked back at me and giggled.
"PIE?!" We all looked back at the now excited clown. "Calm down, Gamz. No pie right now, maybe later." I stated. He looked a bit sad, but then just pirked up by squeezing one of the horns he had in his pocket.
"Anyways, Egbert, are you wearing my cologne?" I looked back at him and smirked.
"Wha- no! Well, maybe, but- Why do you have cologne that smells like apple pie?! I just thought it smelled nice and so did you so..." He blushed. I put my arm around him. "It's alright, babe. We can share it. And I got that specially for my birthday this year. That English kid Dirk was dating really gets me, you know?" I smiled.
"Well, you are Dirk in a sense." He motioned.
"Okay, in my defense, that's a complicated situation. I'm like his dad-brother-pastself-relative-thing. I don't even know man. But I guess it works, since Jake looks so much like you."
He giggled, "Yeah!" Terezi just smiled, "You two are such flirts, oh my god." She turned around and walked back to her group of girls, bumping into a few of them on the way.
"Oh my god, when does school even start?" I turned back to John. He checked his watch that ironically had his Ghostbuster icon in the middle of it. "In like two minutes." He responded. "Did thomone thay two?!" We both turned back to the trolls. "Oh my god, you guys need to calm down with all of your quirks."
The rest of the day went more smooth than I thought it would. All of my class periods were the same as John's, thanks to the counselor. So I sat by him each time, and only got in trouble for talking once. I suppose that's a good thing, right?
No one threatened John today, so I'm majorly relieved by that. Although, someone did try to harass Nepeta. I mean seriously, she's such a fragile girl, why would someone even think about messing with her? But of course, as I got up from my lunch table to go help her, Equius stepped up. I basically just sat back down because I knew for a fact that he had that covered.
Eridan wrote more fanfictions, and I only got to read a glimpse of one of them: The Great Eridan and the Magical Stone!
Probably a rip off of Harry Potter, but whatever, I don't judge people's fanfic abilities. ((AN: Wink wink))
I'm not sure what the others were doing, but Feferi instantly blended into the popular girl's table. Not surprising, actually.
The rest of the day went smoothly. It consisted of going over things I already learnt from Bro, flirting with John, bathroom makeouts with him, making sure Gamzee got his pie needs in order, telling Sollux not to let bees free into the school, giving Equius a steady amount of towels, and taking care of Jade. Rose, of course, wanted my help with nothing.
"Dave! Did you know that you and John are on my purrfect shipping wall?!" Nepeta came up to me, but not before meowing.
"Really? What quadrant?" John asked.
"Matesprites of course! I had you as meowrails, but that just didn't seem right." She giggled.
Damn, these trolls really know about their quadrants, huh?
"Come on Dave! We all decided that we should go to the park down the street!" John grabbed my hand and Jade, Rose, and the twelve trolls followed us down the hallway.
Your name is Dave Strider, and John may be the most happiest, giggly, and adorable thing ever right now.
Okay so I can't write out quirks. Sue me.
But hey, I tried to match their personalities. I hope I did half decent... Ah, and sorry for bringing in, well, everyone, when this was aimed to be kind of a sadsmutstuck fanfic. But hey, I don't have anything else to do with my life right now. ∩( ・ω・)∩
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