Tina's POV
The fuck kind of question is that?
"What are you trying to insinuate Satan?"
"I'm just curious because I've seen you watching the Cheerios closely." How can I reply to that when I have nothing that sounds very convincing as to why I would be watching them.
"Tina you don't have to answer that if it makes you uncomfortable." Thank you Rachel.
"It's just that I don't really have an answer as to why I watch. Well at least not one that I want to think too much about." I can fully respect the lesbian denial phase.
"Didn't mean to freak you out Lady Chang. How's about we go back to the movie before the oldies come to get you." Hmm that was surprisingly easy.
"Thank you Santana."
"No probs Chang."
Santana's POV
Maybe Lady Chang isn't that bad.
"So back to movie ladies?" I wonder how Saturday is going to end up. Maybe with me slapping the shit out of Quinn. I think it'll be good to have T on our side. I could get her to record the soon to be epic smack down, we could put that shit on Facebook or YouTube.
"Babe what are you thinking about? You have your scheming face on." She knows me so well.
"Nothing much Rach just thinking about how Saturday is going to go down."
"Well let's not worry about that now just start the movie back up." Way to avoid the subject babe.
"Yes lets."
*1 hour later*
"I don't care how many times we watch that movie it will never get old." This is one of the few movies that both Rach and I love.
"You know I don't think that I've ever seen that movie before, it was all kinds of kick ass." Umm how has she never seen that before? This is unacceptable.
"I can't believe you just said that Tina. How have you not seen this before? That's pretty much a crime." Exactly what she said.
"Well I seen previews and stuff but I didn't think it was going to be very good so I never bothered to watch it. Tonight though you guys have opened my eyes to the amazingness that was that movie."
"I'm happy we could help Lady Chang." Perhaps we should have her over a little more. I'm sure Jay would love to meet her and help her with her denial.
"San is it really that hard to call her by her name?" Well obviously.
"Why yes it is thank you for asking ." Why the hell would I call her by her name when the nicknames I come up with are epic.
"Rachel it's alright honestly it doesn't bother me, they could be worse then what they are."
"See babe she doesn't mind and she's right they could be worse." Not that I would do that to any-somebody in Glee other people however are not off limits.
"What could be worse Santana?" Damn it I didn't even hear him come in here.
"Nothing Leroy, Rachel is just having a moment." Ha how do you like that Rach?
"Oh shut it San what's up Daddy?" Psh since when does she do calm.
"I was the unwilling sacrifice to break up the fun and tell you girls that Tina's parents are ready to go home." Well was surprisingly painless.
"Well thank you Leroy for letting us know don't worry I'll make sure that the goodbye is short and sweet." So be gone with you parental figure.
"Okay I can take a hint I'm leaving." Well at least he knows how to take my subtly.
"Well Tina this has been a very interesting evening and I won't lie I never thought something like this would happen when my dad said we were having people over for dinner." Damn straight.
"Lady Chang it's been real and I hope that we can do this again minus the parentals and the rest of the Glee chicks. This has been surprisingly fun." Yeah that's right I asked her to do it again without having to be forced to.
"Um yeah that would be cool see you guys tomorrow at school." I think I managed to shock her, go me.
Rachel's POV
"Well that wasn't half as bad as I thought it was going to be, and you're right I should give more people a chance. Not all of them are giant douchebags." Usually getting her to admit something like that would be like pulling teeth I guess she does like Tina.
"See if you would just listen every once in a while life would be so much more easier for you, and then you could spend more time doing what you want to do instead of worrying about what people were plotting against you." Hmmm five four thr-.
"Hey you think that you're always right but what about shopping for my dad's birthday present? Was that you being right too?" I knew that was going to bite me in the ass one of these days.
"That was an honest mistake. How was I supposed know that it was a sex store? I thought it was something a little more religious then what it was." Yes you heard right a sex store.
"Little miss information on everything and you thought a store named The Fallen Angel was something religious? Where have you been?" It was one time.
"It was one time and you had no issues with me finding that store after you looked at the stock they had. So suck on that." This bitch has a frequent shopper's card.
"Hey you don't complain about the things that I've bought. Just the other day you were praising them for the chocolate paint they sell." That is not the point.
"You know most kids use their fake id's to buy booze not sex toys." We both have toy chests in our closets.
"How about I buy both, then we can really have a party." Smart ass.
"Judging by the look on my daughters face I want to know nothing about what you guys were talking about, I just came to ask Santana if she was staying over tonight." How many other parents would be okay with their teenagers having their significant other over on a school night?
"Well Hiram if it's okay with you and Leroy I would like to stay the night." Like they ever tell her no.
"You know as long as your parents say that it's okay then you can stay." She just likes them to think that she can occasionally have manners. Psh like she has manners.
"Like you didn't see that coming San. Sometimes I wonder how you trick yourself into thinking that you are the good girl in private. Don't forget that we've seen you with your family." She only ever acts genuinely good when we go and visit her grandmother.
"How dare you insinuate that I am anything other than the upstanding teenager that all adults know me as. I am offended that my own girlfriend would think that I'm putting up a front." Yeah she sounds really torn up about it.
"I have to say Santana you've gotten really good falling into a part. If I didn't know you I would almost believe that you are the innocent person you portray so well." Frankly I'm surprised that she's lasted as long as she has.
"Why thank you I've been working on it while somebody has been obsessed with Rizzoli & Isles." I have no idea what she's talking about.
"I have no knowledge about what you're talking about Santana Lopez but I have a feeling that you're talking about me. Quit filling my dad's head with lies." How dare she rat me out, when she was right there next to me watching it.
"Rach you know exactly what I'm talking about it's almost as bad as when you were all about watching Jersey Shore heaven forbid you miss an episode. I guess I can be thankful that this show has more to it than watching grown people fuck up their livers and "smash" everything with a pulse." Did she just use air quotes?
"She is right sweetheart you were becoming slightly crazed about it." Blah blah blah
"Whatever when I was watching Rizzoli & Isles she was right there next to me talking about how there was just too much subtext for them to even have beards. I fully agree with that even though she's turning on me now." They're both acting like I have a problem or something.
"Right well this has been interesting but I'm going to bed so goodnight girls and I'll see you tomorrow morning." That's right walk away from the discussion.
"Well night dad, it's been fun."
"Night Hiram but it might be later then tomorrow morning I have to take Fabian to school." Thanks for the heads up.
"I take it that you're going with her?" Duh.
"That is an accurate guess, I miss Fabian being around." He's so sweet.
"Don't forget to tell your dad that so he's not waiting for you guys to have breakfast."
"You got it dad." The last time we left like that he was late to work waiting for us to come and have breakfast with him.
"Look it's like they have it timed that we will never get to leave this room." The lady has a point.
"Well since I have no idea what Santana is going on about, she has no car keys so I'm going to assume that she's staying." Wait for it wait for it.
"Careful Leroy you know what they say about assuming." Seen that one coming from a mile away.
"Night daddy. By the way Santana and myself won't be joining you tomorrow for breakfast because we have to take Fabian to school."
"Okay breakfast for two happening. You girls should go to bed its getting kind of late." Preaching to the choir daddykins.
"You heard the man Rach time for bed. So speed up." I am going to kick her and it will hurt.
Santana's POV
What the hell was that?
"Did you just kick me? Like literally kick me?" I can't believe that just happened.
"You were rushing me when we both know that neither my room nor my bed are going anywhere." So she kicked me to make that point?
"Soo Santana should I get some ice for you?" Laugh it up wait until I get you later.
"Thanks but no thanks I think that I'll live, and if anything chances you will be the first person that I call." I will literally call him if I need to.
"Well San now you know not to rush me." One word for you asshole.
"Ha night girls sleep tight."
"I can finally say that we are even for the day you pinched me at your grandmother's house." Never mind that was like three months ago but yeah we're even now.
"Fair enough now come lay down with me. I needs my Rachel snuggles." Holding the love of my life, the very best way to fall asleep.